-> "Just A Little Shovin'"
Original Song Title:
"Just A Little Lovin'" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Just A Little Shovin'"
Just a little tax hike will grow my strong base,
And you will make me happy, my destiny raise.
Revenue I've found; see, I won't need to save,
'Cause just a little tax hike is all that I crave.
Ever since the Fed began,  taxes fueled this land.
Woodrow Wilson set the pace and started to expand.
Lyndon Johnson vowed to grow the poor's dependency. 
Come, Barack, and you will plainly see
That just a little cuttin' will slow your wrong ways,
And you will make us happy the debt ceiling stays.
Write your budget soundly, then we will behave,
'Cause just a little cuttin' will not be so grave.
I don't believe you really know that folks do not love you.
If you did, you'd loopholes sack and take high revenue.
Your ties,  your flips, your Grover Norquist schemes do linger yet.
I'll forgive but please don't you forget
That just one little tax hike will show my strong case,
And two will make me happy; I'll test second phase.
With alarms I'll pound theme, and I'll see you cave;
With dust, my little shovel fills over your grave. 
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