-> "Call 'May Day!' (income tax audit)"
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"Call 'May Day!' (income tax audit)"
If you ever get the third degree from IRS 
For maybe not disclosing all your pay,
You will sit and watch what's due rise in the audit,
And bleed your money down and call "May Day!"
Just to fear again their rifflin' through your papers
And thumbin' through your mailbox seeking hay, 
And to sit abidin' inquirin' and jabbin'
At what you dared deduct on Schedule A.
Then one seizes on your rental homes and farmland,
All surfeits by bad weather and grey snow;
And for whim investments, up since friggin' '80s,
Peaks your anguish that on Schedule D should show.
When those politicians try to breach our IRAs, 
They're shorn of trust for greed that's sought too far.
But their might is swelled so, chasin' tax with goon teams;
In light of many scandals, some are scarred.
And if I'm going to lead good life hereafter,
Then somehow I'll abjure my calumny. 
I will mask my wad, hew debt (see Chapter 7),
If they expand my loss with IRS fee.  & 
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