ANITA

Rumors fly, Arizona's an upstart,
Must be till D.C. learns to do its part.
I've heard tales of what immigrants must show;
Wish I knew if the things I heard are so.

They say that border control is federal;
It's federal, laws may say.
But all the loons in big gov are liberal;
They're liberal, so they yell "Si!"

That new state law, they dread it,
Although they've never read it; [1]
They only know that profiling race is banned.
Grand!

This sting of Governor Jan's is sund'rable, [2]
Blunderful unlevel play;
So delay. [3]

FRANCISCO

Rumors fly and they often leave a doubt,
But you don't go to MySpace to find out.
Many things that you've heard are really faux.
I can share much advice that you should know.

You'll find that walling by gov is underplanned
And undermanned, so they stray;
And all those goons undercover [czars] understand
Fed wonderland, where may dwell few.

BOTH

You leave your house some morning,
And without any warning, [4]
They're stopping people, shouting "Get off our land!"
Canned.

To hold an illegal harms libs' wonderful
One World; fools in ev'ry day
Let them stay. [5]