-> "Mayday! This Border's Full (stalling by gov)"
Original Song Title:
"They Say It's Wonderful (falling in love)"
Parody Song Title:
"Mayday! This Border's Full (stalling by gov)"
Rumors fly, Arizona's an upstart,
Must be till D.C. learns to do its part.
I've heard tales of what immigrants must show;
Wish I knew if the things I heard are so.
They say that border control is federal;
It's federal, laws may say.
But all the loons in big gov are liberal;
They're liberal, so they yell "Si!"
That new state law, they dread it,
Although they've never read it; 
They only know that profiling race is banned.
This sting of Governor Jan's is sund'rable, 
Blunderful unlevel play;
So delay. 
Rumors fly and they often leave a doubt,
But you don't go to MySpace to find out.
Many things that you've heard are really faux.
I can share much advice that you should know.
You'll find that walling by gov is underplanned
And undermanned, so they stray;
And all those goons undercover [czars] understand
Fed wonderland, where may dwell few.
You leave your house some morning,
And without any warning, 
They're stopping people, shouting "Get off our land!"
To hold an illegal harms libs' wonderful
One World; fools in ev'ry day
Let them stay. 
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