-> "Off Your Throne, Glum Tonight (1/20/13)"
Original Song Title:
"Are You Lonesome Tonight" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Off Your Throne, Glum Tonight (1/20/13)"
Sent your clones home tonight? Do you miss wielding might?
Are you sorry they lifted free rent? 
Does your memory stray to a brighter winter day
When John Roberts called you President? 
Do the chairs in your office seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at Mount Rushmore and picture them there? 
Does your heart still want more? Will you come back in four?
O Barack, are you lonesome tonight?
I wonder if you're lonesome tonight.
You know many said that the world was yours,
You'd teach just ways so smart.
Fate had you staying in government as hope and change.
'08 caused David Brooks to love your flat creased pants.
You read your lines  so cleverly and never missed a cue.
In Campaign Two, you seemed to change; you acted strange-
ly, hiding what you'd sown.
Barack, you lied when you said you loved me,
And I had no cause to doubt you;
But I'd rather go on hearing your lies
Than to go on living without you.
Now your stage is bare, and I stand and stare
With emptiness all around;
And if you won't come back '16,
Then they  can bring the country down.
Must outsmart Hillary, Al Gore, numb flack Carney.
O Barack, barred from throne, glum tonight!
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