-> "Vowed to Beat That Republican"
Original Song Title:
"Proud To Be An American"
Parody Song Title:
"Vowed to Beat That Republican"
If November 8th's election's lost, I've wasted all my life,
And I'll have to spend my days as just Bill Clinton's standby wife.
I'll [blank] unlucky stars to be stuck in Chappaqua,
‘Cause the flag still stands for freedom, and that's sticking in my craw.
And I'd vowed to beat that Republican (what a beast I know is he);
And I won't forget G-men who lied and gave immunity,
And I'll gladly stand up next to them and defend them till I'm gray,
‘Cause there is no doubt I love this land where I can play for pay.
From my stakes in cattle futures, to the bills of Rose law firm,
As boss left stains on dresses, fought we through final term.
From Little Rock to White House and Senate to State Sec.,
Telling lies as I bleed America's heart, planning crimes this land to wreck.
I'm proud to lead the Progressive band, dare to feast on poverty;
And I won't forget the immigrants who come illegally,
And I'll gladly stand up next to them and defend their right to stay,
‘Cause there is no doubt I love this planned suppressed weak U.S.A.
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