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Song Parodies -> "Latina"
Original Song Title:
"Maneater"
Original Performer:
Daryl Hall
Parody Song Title:
"Latina"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
The Supreme Court nominee has said that her background, gender and ethnicity enable "better" rulings, and that she has empathy for the oppressed. The President wants her to "start bringing justice." The OS described a very different professional woman.
She'll only come out to fight
The mean and angry type
Nothing but blue, I've seen her rule before
Watching and waiting
She's sitting up there but her eyes are on the poor
So many have paid a fee
When they think their birthrights are free
The woman is riled, would be inflamed by a slur at a drag bar
Money don't flatter
If you're rich and above you ain't gonna get too far
Oh here she comes
Good old boy she'll chew you up
Oh here she comes
She's a La Tina
Oh here she comes
Jew or goy she'll screw you up
Oh here she comes
She's a Law Beater
I wouldn't just fly her through
I know what she can do
She's not white man, and she could really tip that court of smart
Mind doesn't matter
The lawbooks are there but her brain is trumped by heart
Oh here she comes
Senators, don't boost her up
Oh here she comes
Please do not seat her
The mean and angry type
Nothing but blue, I've seen her rule before
Watching and waiting
She's sitting up there but her eyes are on the poor
So many have paid a fee
When they think their birthrights are free
The woman is riled, would be inflamed by a slur at a drag bar
Money don't flatter
If you're rich and above you ain't gonna get too far
Oh here she comes
Good old boy she'll chew you up
Oh here she comes
She's a La Tina
Oh here she comes
Jew or goy she'll screw you up
Oh here she comes
She's a Law Beater
I wouldn't just fly her through
I know what she can do
She's not white man, and she could really tip that court of smart
Mind doesn't matter
The lawbooks are there but her brain is trumped by heart
Oh here she comes
Senators, don't boost her up
Oh here she comes
Please do not seat her
I'm really not a rich racist sexist homophobe; I just hope Obama fails in his far-left agenda.
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LOL! perfect subs and chioce of OS for this subject!!!
Very true, very scary. Unfortunately, unless her nomination can be blocked in committee (at least one Republican vote will be needed), she's a shoe-in. 5-5-5.
Good parody on current event - I knew I'd see a good one on Supreme Court choice on Amiright.
Great job as always, Barry. This gal is VERY dangerous. More than just a "Souter in a skirt!" You've nailed her perfectly. Let's hope the Republicans on the committee have the cojones to do the same.
Lexcellent political parodyin', Barry... LOL on yer footnote, too!
Hey There, Latina . . . won't you come to 'PickUp Truck City' ~ This town's gotten so gritty ~ we need you, Oh, yes we do . . . . Oh . . . what Potholes do to me, can't you see . . . Toker's always have to vent . . . drivin' down Roads that NeoCons rent . . . They never seem to pay their way . . .
Thanks for saving me the trouble, Barry. Figured I'd have to do something about Sodomy-er. Anyone who openly states that their personal experiences will affect what facts they "choose" to see shouldn't be a Judge of parking tickets. And... uh... if not nominated by Obama, wouldn't she be labeled by the media as "racist"? -- quite accurately. 555 for this male-bashing white-bashing native-bashing trashing.
Super title sub flashed into the pea brain, and will probably post Mon or Tuesday. Surely she deserves more than one rip, don't you think?
. . hey there Latina, what's like in DC city, on a Bench so warm & pretty . . .Ohhh it fits for you, now matter what you spew . . .
I send a much-belated "Thank you" to all above commenters & voters. ;^)
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