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Song Parodies -> "Str'ight Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Str'ight Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

Janet Napolitano's Homeland Security kept these wishes of a dangerous fringe group (you know I'm not one of them) under wraps during Advent, but it was leaked out from down-under over the weekend while shoppers were at post-Xmas sales.
We're [s]creaming for a str'ight Christmas.
Must dykes now shun high mistletoe?
Dare their knee caps glisten? Can children listen
To queer gay belles in the show?

We're scheming for a str'ight Christmas.
With love, we'll list less hard to right.
May dour gays deem marriage a right?
Then may all pure Christianness be str'ight!

The devil made me write this tenth (and hopefully last) of my mutilated Christmas songs for 2009.

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DiabloHO - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . more lines, Sir !
Barry J. Mitchel - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
@ DiabloHO: Brevity is the soul of wit, I've heard; I try to pack every line full. The OS (http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/blueskies/whitechristmas.htm) had only 8 lines.
Old Man Ribber - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Don we now our gay apparel! ;D
UnKnownVixen - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
ahhhh . . . ~ VICTOR to VILMA ~

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