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Song Parodies -> "I'll Shove Paris"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Paris"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Shove Paris"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

Friday the 13th of November 2015: I imagine the loyalty oath of the many perpetrators before attacking innocents. By "Paris" I mean Parisians & tourists.
I'll shove Paris in their drink time
I'll shove Paris, sinners all
I'll shove Paris with a splinter, then with chisels [1]
I'll shove Paris like a drummer, when jazz sizzles [2]

I'll shove Paris ev'ry moment
Ever fomenting their fear
I'll shove Paris; while I die too, I'll shove Paris
Because Allah will hear

I'll shove Paris into foment
Ev'ry moment they'll shed tear
I'll shove Paris; I'll so die true; I'll shove Paris
Because Allah is near

He's there, He's ev'rywhere
For laws [3] above, He'll cheer

[1] Euphemisms for bullets and shrapnel
[2] Meaning with vigor and intensity

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Barry J. Mitchel - November 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Since "foment" is not a recognized noun, change it to "torment" or "mourning" in line 9.
Rob Arndt - November 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Shame that so many Parisians are shedding 555 tears...
LEF - November 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Ecrasez la vermine ISIS.

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