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Song Parodies -> "I'll Shove Paris"
Original Song Title:
"I Love Paris"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Shove Paris"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
Friday the 13th of November 2015: I imagine the loyalty oath of the many perpetrators before attacking innocents. By "Paris" I mean Parisians & tourists.
I'll shove Paris in their drink time
I'll shove Paris, sinners all
I'll shove Paris with a splinter, then with chisels [1]
I'll shove Paris like a drummer, when jazz sizzles [2]
I'll shove Paris ev'ry moment
Ever fomenting their fear
I'll shove Paris; while I die too, I'll shove Paris
Because Allah will hear
I'll shove Paris into foment
Ev'ry moment they'll shed tear
I'll shove Paris; I'll so die true; I'll shove Paris
Because Allah is near
He's there, He's ev'rywhere
For laws [3] above, He'll cheer
I'll shove Paris, sinners all
I'll shove Paris with a splinter, then with chisels [1]
I'll shove Paris like a drummer, when jazz sizzles [2]
I'll shove Paris ev'ry moment
Ever fomenting their fear
I'll shove Paris; while I die too, I'll shove Paris
Because Allah will hear
I'll shove Paris into foment
Ev'ry moment they'll shed tear
I'll shove Paris; I'll so die true; I'll shove Paris
Because Allah is near
He's there, He's ev'rywhere
For laws [3] above, He'll cheer
[1] Euphemisms for bullets and shrapnel
[2] Meaning with vigor and intensity
[3]Shariah
[2] Meaning with vigor and intensity
[3]Shariah
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Since "foment" is not a recognized noun, change it to "torment" or "mourning" in line 9.
Shame that so many Parisians are shedding 555 tears...
Ecrasez la vermine ISIS.
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