-> "All I Want By Christmas (Is My New FalseTeeth)"
Original Song Title:
"All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)"
Parody Song Title:
"All I Want By Christmas (Is My New FalseTeeth)"
Everybody pauses and stares at me!
Where two teeth have gone's no mystery.
If they show, it is my shame for this dentectomy.
But my one wish by Christmas Eve is replacements fit between.
All I want for Christmas is my two false teeth,
My new false teeth, seems I'm due false teeth.
Gee, if I could only have my two false teeth,
Then I could wish you "Blessed Christmas!"
It seemed so wrong that I should sing
In church choir that faced the congregation.
Gosh, I'd freeze my trap so none could see
Me smile with indentation.
All I want for Christmas is my two implants;
Without implants, screen "Deliverance." 
Gee, if I could only have my two implants,
Then I could wish you "Precious Christmas!"
It seems so long since I could say
"Santa's sack's sure stuffed, such special presents."
"Rosh Hashana's Jewish month Tishri" 
Wish I could speak with meshed dents.
All I want for Christmas is my partial plate;
I rue my fate without partial plate.
Gee, if I could only have my partial plate,
Then I could wish you "Special Christmas!"
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