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Song Parodies -> "All I Want By Christmas (Is My New FalseTeeth)"
Original Song Title:
"All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"All I Want By Christmas (Is My New FalseTeeth)"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
I have revised TOS, about a child's loss of primary teeth and waiting for the eruption of permanent teeth, for an adult who has lost some of the latter. To cover three optional therapies, I extended the length by half.
Everybody pauses and stares at me!
Where two teeth have gone's no mystery.
If they show, it is my shame for this dentectomy.
But my one wish by Christmas Eve is replacements fit between.
All I want for Christmas is my two false teeth,
My new false teeth, seems I'm due false teeth.
Gee, if I could only have my two false teeth,
Then I could wish you "Blessed Christmas!"
It seemed so wrong that I should sing
In church choir that faced the congregation.
Gosh, I'd freeze my trap so none could see
Me smile with indentation.
All I want for Christmas is my two implants;
Without implants, screen "Deliverance." [1]
Gee, if I could only have my two implants,
Then I could wish you "Precious Christmas!"
It seems so long since I could say
"Santa's sack's sure stuffed, such special presents."
"Rosh Hashana's Jewish month Tishri" [2]
Wish I could speak with meshed dents.
All I want for Christmas is my partial plate;
I rue my fate without partial plate.
Gee, if I could only have my partial plate,
Then I could wish you "Special Christmas!"
Where two teeth have gone's no mystery.
If they show, it is my shame for this dentectomy.
But my one wish by Christmas Eve is replacements fit between.
All I want for Christmas is my two false teeth,
My new false teeth, seems I'm due false teeth.
Gee, if I could only have my two false teeth,
Then I could wish you "Blessed Christmas!"
It seemed so wrong that I should sing
In church choir that faced the congregation.
Gosh, I'd freeze my trap so none could see
Me smile with indentation.
All I want for Christmas is my two implants;
Without implants, screen "Deliverance." [1]
Gee, if I could only have my two implants,
Then I could wish you "Precious Christmas!"
It seems so long since I could say
"Santa's sack's sure stuffed, such special presents."
"Rosh Hashana's Jewish month Tishri" [2]
Wish I could speak with meshed dents.
All I want for Christmas is my partial plate;
I rue my fate without partial plate.
Gee, if I could only have my partial plate,
Then I could wish you "Special Christmas!"
[1] In this 1970s movie, orally-challenged "mountain men" stalked suburban weekend whitewater rafters.
[2] The Jewish New Year is on Tishri 1-2.
[2] The Jewish New Year is on Tishri 1-2.
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Nostalgic ... I remember my Dad singing the OS to me when I was a little kid.
BJM - As a musician, I always have trouble with the "bridge". ;D
I like this kind of parody..you can really sink your dentures into it..pretty funny to tell the tooth
Excelldent!
Thanks for the taste-ful comments, all, and sweet-tooth votes.
JD: I hope that neither you no your Dad needs to sing my parody today.
OMR: This parody is not abridged, and I'm glad that you did not eschew it.
AFW: Before biting down, be sure that you have enough Fixodent in place.
JD: I hope that neither you no your Dad needs to sing my parody today.
OMR: This parody is not abridged, and I'm glad that you did not eschew it.
AFW: Before biting down, be sure that you have enough Fixodent in place.
Change " month" to ", so's" or ", starts" to complete the [2] tongue-twister.
And for Dracula, ALL I WANT FOR CHRITMAS ARE MY TWO EYE TEETH,MY TWO EYE TEETH,YES MY TWO EYE TEETH
Becuase you want to enjoy steak and corn on the cob and not be forced to eat a bowl of squash
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