Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Weiner's Vice"

Original Song Title:

"Edelweiss"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Weiner's Vice"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

The recent scandal engulfing Representative Anthony Weiner (D - NY 9th) calls for a "short" parody, such as this one of TOS that packs a lot into a small space.
Weiner's vice: faking spice;
When he's horny, new tweet see.
Long and tight, Weiner's kite
Sure looks happy to meat be.

Cross, will his doe [1] nay lewd zoom-in show,
Fume and blow, court-sever? [2]
May he twice pay hell's price, [3]
Nesting solo forever. [4]
[1] wife
[2] divorce
[3] not Hell's price, but hell in this world
[4] never remarry (unless he repents and rehabs)
Of course, he must be presumed innocent, and there may be no crime.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   2
 2
 2
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Wild Child JIN - June 02, 2011 - Report this comment
A parody of "squeeze play" proportions! ;-D Excellent Job! 555!
Cheap Dress in Seattle - June 02, 2011 - Report this comment
I dislike beating a man when he's down. It's much better when he's up ;-()
Dana Mathewson - June 02, 2011 - Report this comment
As I think about the situation, this congresscritter is married to a Muslim woman. If he treats her like one, she can't divorce him even if this "situation" turns out to be true. Ironic, don't you think? Cheap Dress, that's really funny!
Barry J. Mitchel - June 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks to the first 3 c's & 2 v's. One forgot? 23 others did neither.
Dana: I hope that their marriage in under US law, not Sharia law.
Old Man Ribber - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
BJM - Nicely done! How do you you do it? So short, sweet, to the point...and no one-bombs? ;D
BJM - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
OMR: Thanks; I rejoice that rumors of your demise were premature, and will look for fruits of your return to amIright. After the Rapture, we're left behind but the 1-ster isn't. Maybe my work isn't offensive enough. ;-).

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/julieandrews56.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 921