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Song Parodies -> "Weiner's Vice"
Original Song Title:
"Edelweiss"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Julie Andrews
Parody Song Title:
"Weiner's Vice"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
The recent scandal engulfing Representative Anthony Weiner (D - NY 9th) calls for a "short" parody, such as this one of TOS that packs a lot into a small space.
Weiner's vice: faking spice;
When he's horny, new tweet see.
Long and tight, Weiner's kite
Sure looks happy to meat be.
Cross, will his doe [1] nay lewd zoom-in show,
Fume and blow, court-sever? [2]
May he twice pay hell's price, [3]
Nesting solo forever. [4]
When he's horny, new tweet see.
Long and tight, Weiner's kite
Sure looks happy to meat be.
Cross, will his doe [1] nay lewd zoom-in show,
Fume and blow, court-sever? [2]
May he twice pay hell's price, [3]
Nesting solo forever. [4]
[1] wife
[2] divorce
[3] not Hell's price, but hell in this world
[4] never remarry (unless he repents and rehabs)
Of course, he must be presumed innocent, and there may be no crime.
[2] divorce
[3] not Hell's price, but hell in this world
[4] never remarry (unless he repents and rehabs)
Of course, he must be presumed innocent, and there may be no crime.
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A parody of "squeeze play" proportions! ;-D Excellent Job! 555!
I dislike beating a man when he's down. It's much better when he's up ;-()
As I think about the situation, this congresscritter is married to a Muslim woman. If he treats her like one, she can't divorce him even if this "situation" turns out to be true. Ironic, don't you think? Cheap Dress, that's really funny!
Thanks to the first 3 c's & 2 v's. One forgot? 23 others did neither.
Dana: I hope that their marriage in under US law, not Sharia law.
Dana: I hope that their marriage in under US law, not Sharia law.
BJM - Nicely done! How do you you do it? So short, sweet, to the point...and no one-bombs? ;D
OMR: Thanks; I rejoice that rumors of your demise were premature, and will look for fruits of your return to amIright. After the Rapture, we're left behind but the 1-ster isn't. Maybe my work isn't offensive enough. ;-).
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