Hugo Cha, Hugo Cha, Hugo Cha, he take me rancho to run Venezuela.
Hey! Once again now!
Hugo Cha, Hugo Cha, Hugo Cha, he take me rancho to run Venezuela.

Five thousand acres, friends, I lost;
That man even take me cow and horse!
Heya! Hugo Cha, he take me livestock to run Venezuela.
Everybody!
(Hugo Cha,) Sing out the chorus,
(Hugo Cha,) Sing a little louder,
Hugo Cha, he take me barnyard to run Venezuela.
Once again now!
(Hugo Cha,) Going 'round the border,
(Hugo Cha,) Nothing left for us,
Hugo Cha, he take me rancho to run Venezuela.

Well, the rancho did supply me house and lan';
Then he got socialist plan,
A-hey, ah!
Hugo Cha, he gave to poor folks to feed Venezuela.
Everybody!
(Hugo Cha, Hugo Cha,)
Hugo Cha, he save for greenhorns to feed Venezuela.
Once again now!
(Hugo Cha,) he'll compound disorder, (Hugo Cha,)
Hugo Cha, he slave soft townies to feed Venezuela.

Well, the money was just inherited,
Stuck-up rich old fellow bequeathed; he dead.
Don't you know,
Hugo Cha, he found me checkbook and...
Everybody...
(Hugo Cha, Hugo Cha,)
Hugo Cha, he take me bank branch by gun Venezuela.
Once again now!
(Hugo Cha,) Zoom! unlock me strong box,
(Hugo Cha,) Sting me until I totter,
Hugo Cha, he wake me banker to dun Venezuela.
Women over forty?
(Hugo Cha, Hugo Cha,)
Hugo Cha, he make me broker to shun Venezuela.
Everybody!
(Hugo Cha,) Goons found money order,
(Hugo Cha,) Spin me like a potter,
Hugo Cha, he fake not funny, no fun Venezuela.

Well, me friends, never to farm again,
All me hard work gone in vain!
Uh, heya...
Hugo Cha, he take me tractors to run Venezuela.
Everybody!
(Hugo Cha, Hugo Cha,) Boom! lock-stock-and-barrel!
Hugo Cha, he take me silos to run Venezuela.
Sing a little softer!
(Hugo Cha, Hugo Cha,)
Hugo Cha, forsake me know-how to run Venezuela.
EVERYBODY!
(Hugo Cha, Hugo Cha,) Sing out the chorus!
Hugo Cha, he take me property; done Venezuela.
Ha-ha, I got Cha!