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Song Parodies -> "Spank Paula Deen's Racial Slurs"

Original Song Title:

"Thank Heaven for Little Girls"

Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"Spank Paula Deen's Racial Slurs"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

The media and US Democrat voters and politicians forgave Ted Kennedy for Chappaquiddick, Bill Clinton for abusing women, Harry Reid for former KKK activities, and Al Sharpton for being a slumlord and promoting Tewana Brawley's allegations. But will they forgive racial speech from decades ago?
Thank racists for racial slurs;
Once little girls spat "*igger" in their play.
Spank Paula Deen's racial slurs;
She grew up in a mostly-whites-rule day.

Those spittle cries, so carelessly revealing
That they talked trash,
Now send her, crashed,
Back through glass ceiling.

Thank racists for racial slurs;
Thank racists for them all,
No matter where, when, why or who.
Without them, what would Gloria [Allred] sue?

Tank Smithfield, Food Network,
That severed her for old slurs!

Well, shut my mouth!

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Barry J. Mitchel - June 27, 2013 - Report this comment
In retrospect, "Spank" in the title and line 3 might better be "Stank". Then "Tank" in line 13 (not a typo, means "boycott" or "sell stock") could be "Spank". Other sponsors support her.
Patrick - June 27, 2013 - Report this comment
I recall using the word 40+ years ago. Most white and black people I know still use it. We live in a zero tolerance world for trivia and complete forgiveness for real crimes.
Barry J. Mitchel - June 29, 2013 - Report this comment
Now Sears, Target & Walmart have dropped her in cowardly deference to PC mores. But her book sales have surged to the best-seller list, indicating grass-roots support & a comeback.
Hu's On First - June 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Harry Reid was never affiliated with the KKK (I'm not even sure the KKK allows Mormons to be members!). I believe you were intending to refer to Robert Byrd.

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