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Song Parodies -> "Oh, You Beautiful Wall"
Original Song Title:
"Oh, You Beautiful Doll"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Al Jolson
Parody Song Title:
"Oh, You Beautiful Wall"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
Bids are coming in for President Trump's great wall, intended to stop flows of drugs and immigrants. Finalists will be selected in August and invited to construct prototypes near its western end. Designs so far include solar panels and artistic decorations. Whether and how Mexico will pay us taxpayers back is an open question.
Oh, you beautiful wall
You "Great America" wall
Let me put gendarmes about you
I can't safely live without you
Oh, you truly-full wall
U.S.A.Mexico wall
At news 'bout Kate Steinle
How my heart did ache
An illegal's bullet
Did her dear life take
Oh oh oh oh
No surmountable wall
Oh, you durable wall
You great immutable wall
Let me put alarms around you
Swell new concrete cast in ground too
Oh, you Seussical wall
You irrefutable wall
If drug-dealers leave here
How "high" hearts will ache
They will want new smugglers
But they'll fear mule's fake
Oh oh oh oh
So inscrutable wall
Oh oh oh oh
Pharmaceutical wall
You "Great America" wall
Let me put gendarmes about you
I can't safely live without you
Oh, you truly-full wall
U.S.A.Mexico wall
At news 'bout Kate Steinle
How my heart did ache
An illegal's bullet
Did her dear life take
Oh oh oh oh
No surmountable wall
Oh, you durable wall
You great immutable wall
Let me put alarms around you
Swell new concrete cast in ground too
Oh, you Seussical wall
You irrefutable wall
If drug-dealers leave here
How "high" hearts will ache
They will want new smugglers
But they'll fear mule's fake
Oh oh oh oh
So inscrutable wall
Oh oh oh oh
Pharmaceutical wall
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In line 5, "truly-full" could be changed to "Gulf-to-Cal" because that killing occurred in Sanctuary Francisco.
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