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Song Parodies -> "I'm Now More Clever (Obama Care)"

Original Song Title:

"It's Now or Never (My Love Won't Wait)"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Now More Clever (Obama Care)"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

The US President pitched his health insurance plan to the American Medical Association on June 16 as an urgent priority. The OS made a similar case for one man's ardent love.
I'm now more clever, a boldly bright
Pristine guy, darling of those who write.
Tomorrow will be too late.
It's now or never; health care won't wait.

When I first thought to walk this mile as mender,
My start was raptured, my goal surrender.
I'd spend through strife time, waiting for this fright time.
Now that there's fear, the time is here; act fast.

It's now or never. Some scold from Right,
Dis me by snarling, see mine's the might.
Their sorrow will be so great;
I'll tower ever above their fate.

Justice will billow; I'll decry the notion
It will cost trillions to treat this ocean.*
Cost clips excite me; let my charms invite thee,
For who knows when they'll take my pen away.

I'm bowing never, won't fold this fight;
After my car fling, see shining light.
I'll borrow or else inflate;
It's now forever my governed state.
* of patients, including those undocumented and/or uninsured now.

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Barry J. Mitchel - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
'Twas the Ides of June (15th not 16th). This song could be adapted to most 2-syllable Obama plans, e.g., bailouts, GM, Chrysler, stem cells, SB (stimulus bill) rushed through Congress or enacted by executive order. "Never let a crisis go to waste." -- Rahm Emmanuel.
Timmy1000 - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Good song - it will be intersting to see what comes out of this; something is needed, but it will be miracle to get all sides to agree.
rob - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
america isnt a magic land, and politicians arent magicians. when you or i personally have a money problem, we dont spend like drunks, we try to cut back foolish or "party spending" and we pay bills. both political parties waste too much of OUR money. why? one side keeps enabling thier clowns. the republican politicians learned a lesson. thier people will sit it out. republican voters proved that we can handle them, wish libs had that integrity, cause it's achievable. liberals arent just fighting republicans, so to say, they are opposing themselfs as well by allowing thier libs to rape them and others. we stopped ours. power in unity but everyone has to have some berries between thier pockets, and not hope and dream for a note to stay hope from work and here's some money too...

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