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Song Parodies -> "White House Tours"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"White House Tours"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

The U.S. Administration is making the consequences of Sequestration as visible as possible to the American public. In addition to cutbacks of National Park staff, airport traffic controllers and passenger screeners, they have cancelled tours of various government buildings, sparking outrage. CHFUDNKTOS.
I'm screaming at cut White House tours,
"Justice for tons [1] refused view show!"
Spare D.C. cops' [2] bristlin' so children whistlin' [3]
To peers stay well in their tow.

I'm steaming at shut White House doors,
With every pi$$ed [4] placard I write.
If his ways seem chary and trite,
Then may fall sure "Mista Prez" in might.

[1] Groups with advance reservations
[2] Tour guides, Secret Service agents
[3] and other forms of communicating
[4] Alludes to the small monetary savings.

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Barry J. Mitchel - March 25, 2013 - Report this comment
If "pi$$ed placard" offends your listeners, sing "disaccord" instead; also "Mister" near the end.
A Senate budget amendment to restore W.H. tour funding though September failed to pass.
Old Man Ribber - March 25, 2013 - Report this comment
BJM - Tell it like it is! ;D
Jonathan - March 25, 2013 - Report this comment
short sweet and to the point 5's
Patrick - March 25, 2013 - Report this comment
How is this for an idea? Look at what the government cuts when it wants more money. Fund that and eliminate everything else.
John Lomain - March 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Wish I had been able to go in there when I visited twice in the 90's. This is just politics punishing the general public, and that's not going to do anyone any good. Good parody
Barry J. Mitchel - March 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, all; you're welcome to tour my "house" anytime, without reservations. Just click.
The "most transparent Administration ever" is showing its true colors (pun in 10 did).

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