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Song Parodies -> "I'm Stressed, Might Have To Change Health Plan"

Original Song Title:

"I Guess I'll Have To Change My Plan"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rudy Vallee

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Stressed, Might Have To Change Health Plan"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

The title and first line of TOS describes the dilemma faced by a US citizen whose individual or family health-insurance policy was cancelled but might be reinstated for a year, as recently allowed by President Obama. The new premium will depend on who takes this option rather than enrolling in Obamacare or Medicaid.
I'm stressed, might have to change health plan.
Sly hood Obama lied; dared he, 'cause "Yes, we can!"
He overlooked fine print [1] completely
Until Obamacare began.

Before I knew it, I was sacked;
By soundless stealth was gone my health-insurance pact.
I tried health-care-dot-gov but when I sought there,
All that I could get was an err.

My fleet hard-tacked and ran aground; [2]
I lost the health plan I'd found.

Exploring new care, I fell flat;
I found my subsidy was scrubbed; imagine that!
Obama's speech that noon [3] said, when time got near,
"Stall that; I could let pause one year."

My! We're [4] on track, we won this round,
Unglossed The One's pearl as health plans unwound.

[1] in the PPACA and its HHS regulations
[2] I used a nautical analogy here, since he has used many analogies in recent speeches.
[3] Thursday, November 14
[4] "We" here are the opponents of big government.

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AFW - November 24, 2013 - Report this comment
You just can't beat the old songs..nice fit

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