-> "BP Cared (Beyond Petrol)"
Original Song Title:
"Be Prepared (Boy Scouts' Motto)"
Parody Song Title:
"BP Cared (Beyond Petrol)"
BP dared, that's the offshore drilling song.
BP glared as protesters marched along.
BP failed to hold its finger on deep well;
Now Gulf's fraught with gummy balls that few can't smell.
BP's bared, can't hide that stack of documents;
Their trade shook when they could not cover jets.
BP's profit's hid in dividends so they will not be found;
BP's careful not to show them when Obama comes around,
For he only would insist that they be shared,
Won't be spared.
BP aired "Beyond Petrol" as their creed;
BP cared, 'twould be clean for world in need.
Take sharp scissors to emissions, they're not nice;
And yes, you'll get that green advantage for high price.
BP's snared, must be careful that they do
Pure good deeds; Eric Holder's watching too.
If they're hooking up bad venters of an inefficient kind,
And those albatross relief wells are inaccurately inclined,
MM Service could be mustered, so impaired.
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