BP dared, that's the offshore drilling song.
BP glared as protesters marched along.
BP failed to hold its finger on deep well;
Now Gulf's fraught with gummy balls that few can't smell.

BP's bared, can't hide that stack of documents;
Their trade shook when they could not cover jets.
BP's profit's hid in dividends so they will not be found;
BP's careful not to show them when Obama comes around,
For he only would insist that they be shared,
Won't be spared.

BP aired "Beyond Petrol" as their creed;
BP cared, 'twould be clean for world in need.
Take sharp scissors to emissions, they're not nice;
And yes, you'll get that green advantage for high price.

BP's snared, must be careful that they do
Pure good deeds; Eric Holder's watching too.
If they're hooking up bad venters of an inefficient kind,
And those albatross relief wells are inaccurately inclined,
MM Service could be mustered, so impaired.
BP's scared!