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Song Parodies -> "Go, "Rambo" Rahm Emanuel"

Original Song Title:

"O Come, O Come, Emmanuel"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Go, "Rambo" Rahm Emanuel"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

The first three stanzas may suppress your holiday spirit, but the last (from a Methodist hymnal) gives hope for change in the new year. Accent the even syllables in each line (even if a few seem wrong).
Go, "Rambo" Rahm Ema-a-anuel
And ransack captured businesses who sell;
Let swarm illegal Mexicans, pile here
Until a stunning amnesty you steer.
Obama's choice, he planned expansion well,
Shall come to wreak mo' misery on wealth.

Obama is come from alums on high
To order all things. Far-left czars can try
To us the path of Marx and Engels show,
And cause us in Bill Ayers' ways to go.
Chicago's voice, lean man who can't truth tell
Shall come to seek mo' misery for health.

O come, world government of nations, bind
All peoples in one heartless party's mind.
Bid envy, strife and warlike quarrels cease
Till this whole world with levies gov can fleece.
Clean planet's voice, UN's Climate Panel
Shall come brew grief by wizardry and stealth.

Though some these may sting, some strike dumb in fear,
Our spirits will find glad amendment clear;
Disperse the looming proud elite of might,
And left's stark shadow put at last to flight.
Be boist'rous voice! See, land where can-do's dwell
Shall come to free, so misery dispell.
This is the ninth in my series of mutilated Christmas songs for this season.

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Old Man Ribber - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh for the days before the "Advent" of Rahm! ;D
John Barry - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, Rahm is a head-butter.
Old Man Ribber - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
John, does that make Robert Gibbs the assistant-butter? Merry Christmas Barry and Barry!
lilCUPcakes - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
One of my favorite ~ADVENT~ songs !
TJC - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Rahmtastic!
Barry J. Mitchel - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I'd change "sell" to "fell", "Clean" to "Green" and "dumb" to "numb" if I could. JB&OMR: I warned in 60s/themusicmanmusical0.shtml about new appointee Rahm. lCc: In this holy season I hAD2VENT. TJC: Thanks, this was Dem hard work. And to all a good right!

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