-> "John Boehner Regrets (O's unable to speak Wednesday)"
Original Song Title:
"Miss Otis Regrets (she's unable to lunch today)" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"John Boehner Regrets (O's unable to speak Wednesday)"
John Boehner regrets, he can't stable  the House Wednesday, Barack.
John Boehner suggests, he can stable the House Thursday.
He is sorry for the delay,
But that evening your opponents have their say, Barack. 
John Boehner regrets that from cable you're scratched Wednesday.
When O woke up and found that his dream to shove them (like Saddam)
Was panned by the man who had led Congress in debt fray
To come sunder o'erspending clown,
Jay Carney spun and haughtily put down (sad ham);
John Boehner forgets that O's fables can't punt one day. 
Then the jobs report got worse; you'd bragged to no avail, Barack.
In stimulus con, untold billions were tossed away; 
And though knowing we were denied,
You lifted up big government and lied, Barack.
John Boehner regrets, he can't table  the House Wednesday.
John Boehner suggests, he can table the House Thursday. 
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