-> "That Pizza Man (Herman Cain)"
Original Song Title:
"The Muffin Man"
Parody Song Title:
"That Pizza Man (Herman Cain)"
Oh do you know that street-smart man,
The tough-skinned man Dem stuffed shirts pan
As Godfather's head pizza man?
Blue Lib's skin Herman Cain.
I guess I know the feats this man
Has stuffed into a rough life span.
With press, this bro's no bluffin' man;
That gives pink blues migraine.
So long ago, his life began.
His father was a chauffeur an'
His mother kept hotel rooms san'.
Unpriv'leged, drew wee gain.
They groomed him for a college plan;
With math and compu-sci, he ran. 
For Navy, Coke and Pillsb'ry's Man,
He exercised his brain. 
At Pillsbury, this businessman
Wrote Burger King's revival plan,
Then bought P's pizza joints (My lan'!)
And stanched their money drain.
He served as chair of N.R.A., 
Showed Fed Reserve the prudent way;
While Chair at Kansas City, may
Have pushed against the grain.
As talk-show host, was in deman'; 
Defeated cancer in some glan'.
With help from patriots, he can
Cure D.C.'s cancer pain.
This duly shows I'm buffin' fan; 
Enough can't hear off-cuff, Her-man!
With truth, you'll blow 'way gruffest man,
That shiv Barack Hussein!
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