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Song Parodies -> "Happy Birthday, Mister President (BHO)"
Original Song Title:
"Happy Birthday, Mister President (JFK)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Marilyn Monroe
Parody Song Title:
"Happy Birthday, Mister President (BHO)"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
Besides marking the 43rd anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing, today the USA celebrates 42 months of the 44th president, who cut NASA's funding in favor of Russian launches. After seeing this invitation to his upcoming birthday bash in Chicago, I wrote these lyrics (my 4th and I hope last) for it. The party's date of August 12 conflicts with his "birth certificate" (August 4); perhaps the 12th marks "when 8 days were fulfilled for his circumcision."
Happy birthday, Barack!
Socialism's on track.
If you win re-election,
There'll be no going back.
On this birthday you'll be
Fifty-one; after three-
And-a-half years in office, [1]
You have shed mystery.
Since your fiftieth fete, [2]
There's been little debate
In old Harry Reid's chamber;
You and he'd rather wait.
But with Congress deadlocked,
Your White House wasn't blocked
From executive orders
That small bus'nesses socked.
You deemed Congress recessed,
And then swiftly progressed
To make "recess appointments"
That would fail Senate's test.
When your namesake health plan
Was at risk of ash-can,
Your Chicago "persuasion"
Flipped the vote of head man.
Your campaign's the main course;
You've no time to enforce
Certain laws passed by Congress,
Causing states much remorse.
Three long months [3] till we know
If you'll stay or you'll go.
Will One/Twenty-one/Thirteen
Start your TV talk show?
Socialism's on track.
If you win re-election,
There'll be no going back.
On this birthday you'll be
Fifty-one; after three-
And-a-half years in office, [1]
You have shed mystery.
Since your fiftieth fete, [2]
There's been little debate
In old Harry Reid's chamber;
You and he'd rather wait.
But with Congress deadlocked,
Your White House wasn't blocked
From executive orders
That small bus'nesses socked.
You deemed Congress recessed,
And then swiftly progressed
To make "recess appointments"
That would fail Senate's test.
When your namesake health plan
Was at risk of ash-can,
Your Chicago "persuasion"
Flipped the vote of head man.
Your campaign's the main course;
You've no time to enforce
Certain laws passed by Congress,
Causing states much remorse.
Three long months [3] till we know
If you'll stay or you'll go.
Will One/Twenty-one/Thirteen
Start your TV talk show?
[1] on July 20.
[2] on August 4, 2011.
[3] from August 4 to November 6.
[2] on August 4, 2011.
[3] from August 4 to November 6.
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In my intro, "today" was supposed to be last Friday. I submitted this at 7:08 AM EDT but it missed the cut for that day.
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