We belong to a mutual legislative conspiracy; Obama and I.
We're so strong with unusual legislative con piracy.
I think he's handsome and he's smart; he sees my face as work of art.
I say that I'm his greatest fan; he says that I could be a man.
I say his speeches are so fine; he says that I've the stiffer spine,
And come what may, we'll pass Progressives' way, Obama and I.
Cheech and Chong in a mutual legislative conspiracy.

(instrumental bridge)

(chorus)
We belong to a mutual legislative conspiracy; Obama and I
See no wrong with unusual legislative con piracy.
He says, "Oh, your defeats are none." I say, "No, you're the street-smart one."
He claims that I've a natural grit; I claim it's just that he's so fit.
From thrones, we frighten Dem dogs blue so we can shove agendas through,
And we go on like that with might and brawn, Obama and I.

(repeat chorus)

Now I can not procrastinate, I must pass healthcare not too late.
He tells me, "No excuse or plea will get a day of grace with me."
The way that Congress freely spends, it's just a wonder some fool lends,
And that is how we'll kill the country now, Obama and I.
Won't be long till our mutual legislative conspiracy (Obama and I)
This country will fry.