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Song Parodies -> "America, Still Beautiful?"

Original Song Title:

"America, the Beautiful"

Original Performer:

Patriotic

Parody Song Title:

"America, Still Beautiful?"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

I never thought that I'd think this way about a US President, but this one's recent actions show just what he meant when he promised a radical transformation of the nation. But he needs a second term to complete the task.
I'm snooty, full of specious lies,
For I'm Barack Hussein
Obama, counting travesties;
I love the new Red stain.
I tear apart America; [1]
God's dead, replaced by me,
And frowns my Hood on Motherhood [2]
As we declining be.

The Supreme Court my bill [3] would greet
In stern impassive dress.
Aft thorough airing, seemed defeat,
But crossed the Court's highest!
America, I'll swear (Allah)
To mend thine ev'ry flaw.
Next term thy whole I shall control;
Why quibble over law? [4]

So new and cool [5], I queers approved;
Been lib'ral, baiting strife,
Who more than self no country loved,
Nor mercy more than life. [6]
I'll share your wealth, America,
By government designed;
Till all success be tax-assessed,
And Romney's Bain be fined.

So futile was the pay-out scheme [7]
That siezed on dawning fears.
"Final disaster," cities scream, [8]
Done stimulus, arrears.
Now where be draw, America? [9]
Jobs fled apace, and ye
Stand drowned by debt to others, yet
I plea you'll vote for me.
[1] ... by race, wealth, income, religion, class ...
[2] His Administration promotes abortion, contraception and gay adoption.
[3] ObamaCare a.k.a. Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act of 2010.
[4] Refers to his Executive Orders and non-enforcement of the Defense of Marriage Act, immigrant deportation and voter intimidation or identification laws.
[5] As an Illinois Senator, and again in 2012, he supported gay marriage.
[6] He alone voted to permit killing a newborn that survived abortion.
[7] The 2009 Stimulus that promised to fund "shovel-ready jobs" but primarily went to public unions and "green" projects.
[8] Several now are seeking bankruptcy protection.
[9] Even undocumented immigrants are leaving.

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Patrick - July 18, 2012 - Report this comment
A masterpiece, and closely matches the pace and vocabulary of the original. Best parody of the day, and for many days. I hope someone will record it.
Barry J. Mitchel - July 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Patrick: Thanks for the high praise. But be sure to accent "Supreme" and "Final" on the wrong syllables. Congrats on knowing all 4 stanzas of TOS.
I misspelled "seized", and would say "tax-oppressed" for "tax-assessed."
AFW - July 18, 2012 - Report this comment
As to the message, of course, I'm on the other side, but for technical quality, pacing, and creativity, it's absolutely flawless
Rob Arndt - July 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Brilliant-555!!!
Barry J. Mitchel - July 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW & RA. I'd change "Final" to "Fiscal" since bankruptcy isn't final.
Barry J. Mitchel - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
If "Court's highest" is vague, try "Judge Highness" (John Roberts). It rhymes.
Patrick - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
One could also perform this to "Amazing Grace" and "House of the Rising Sun", though not so effectively.
Meriadoc - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm a conservative and I even found this offensive. I guess that means I should give you fives.... ;)
Barry J. Mitchel - July 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Meriadoc: "The best defense is a good offense." It's the "Chicago Way."
Brock O'Brahma - July 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Love it! What happened to the 5 million green jobs that BO said he'd create? Guess they're being "outsourced" to China.

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