-> "The Vile West Ain't Where I Want to Be"
Original Song Title:
"The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be"
Parody Song Title:
"The Vile West Ain't Where I Want to Be"
Around this jail, you'll find me hopin'
That the gates will soon slide open
In the land of the old Fidel C. (Allah!)
There the scenery's attractive
And new President's retractive.
Oh, the vile West ain't where I wanna be.
'Mid the macaws on the lattice,*
I've watched the natives practice
Choppin' palms^ in the clean ocean breeze.
I kneel on my new prayer rug,
And of course I wrap a hair-snug
Clockwise over my head; thwarts the fleas.
(sorry about that)
I believe tort law is just;
Speedy trial's for me, I trust;
Free I know I really must
I will seek the desert's hush
Where to join Jihad I'll rush;
How I long to see them crush
'Mid the air-strikes and the missiles,
I'll hatch car-bombs with bristles;#
I'll be bold as once I used to be. (Allah!)
Yes, I'll soon make my appearance
And recycle vet experience,
'Cause the vile West insanely set me free.
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