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These are randomly arranged.

May 1, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"I'm High - Too Drowsy," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "19-2000," Gorillaz
"59th Street High School Song (feelin' boobies)," "59th Street Bridge Song (feeling groovy)," Simon and Garfunkle
"Biology Rhapsody," Peter (the Reader) "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Take This T.V. Away," Michael Hack "Broken Wings," Mr. Mister
"Sweet Molasses," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "Cheap Sunglasses," Zz Top
"Crazy Rightwing," Adam Bernstein "Crazy on You," Heart/Ann Wilson
"Crocodile Shlock," Michael Pacholek "Crocodile Rock," Elton John
"Rebel Inside," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "Devil Inside," Inxs
"Shovel's Inside," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "Devil Inside," Inxs
"Every Show Has Its Porn," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "Every Rose Has It's Thorn," Poison
"Got No Life (The Al Gore Mix)," Josh Bain "Got The Life," Korn
"Rave Nude," Malcolm Higgins "Hey Jude," The Beatles
"I Think Logically," Malcolm Higgins "I Want To Break Free," Queen
"I'm The Crazy One," T-Dawg "I'm The Only One," Melissa Ethridge
"If I Were The Dark Lord," Phil Alexander "If I Were A Rich Man," Zero Mostel (Fiddler on the Roof)
"Leaning on a Lamp, Phil," Royce Miller "Leaning on a Lamp Post," Herman's Hermits
"David Robinson," Tone-Def "Mrs. Robinson," Simon & Garfunkel
"One More Keg," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "One More Day," Diamond Rio
"One Day A Man Woke Up And Decided To Go To The Bar And Get Drunk But That Did Not Work Out And Now Everyone Hates Him :)," BiGdUdE111 "One Step Closer," Linkin Park
"Prostitution," Malcolm Higgins "Revolution," The Beatles
"Rough Toy," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "Rough Boy," ZZ Top
"Golf People," Royce Miller "Short People," Randy Newman
"(What Died In That ) Sleeping Bag," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "Sleeping Bag," ZZ Top
"A Palestinian State," Adam Bernstein "Somebody to Love," Jefferson Airplane
"Osama Sleeps Tonight," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," The Tokens
"Economical Recession," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "Tropical Depression," Alan Jackson
"Up To Our Ears In Beers," T. Marie T....lots of AKA's "Up To My Ears In Tears," Alan Jackson
"Eat Snot," Billy Shoengarth "Why Not," Hilary Duff
"Power (Song of General Electric)," Peter (the Reader) "Yahwah (I chop nahwah)," John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra

May 2, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"And When I'm High," Malcolm Higgins "And When I Die," Blood Sweat And Tears
"Mend Me, Shapely," Malcolm Higgins "Bend Me Shape Me," American Breed
"Ah-Choo (I Just Sneezed)," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "Blue (Da Ba Dee)," Eiffel 65
"Piranha Stole Your Hand," Claude Prez "I Wanna Hold Your Hand," The Beatles
"I've Tasted Ringolos," Malcolm Higgins "I'm Just A Gigolo," Not David Lee Roth
"If You Want Scuds (We Got 'Em)," Chris Pollman "If You Want Blood (You Got It)," AC/DC
"I Bought A Sub," Detroit kid "In Da Club," 50 Cent
"At The Count," Phil Alexander "In The Bath," Flanders and Swann
"Like A Scone," Nat*ly "Like A Stone," Audioslave
"Lovely Leia (Rebel Queen)," Peter (the Reader) "Lovely Rita (Meter Maid)," The Beatles
"Meet The Creeper (Dubya Version)," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "Meet The Creeper," Rob Zombie
"More Than I Can Pay," Malcolm Higgins "More That I Can Say," Leo Sayer
"My Buns Are Steel," Merry & Pippin "Our Lips Are Sealed," The GoGos
"Slashin' The Missus," Malcolm Higgins "Passionate Kisses," Mary Chapin Carpenter
"Peelin There For Years," Malcolm Higgins "Reelin In The Years," Steely Dan
"Stealing Things from Sears," Merry & Pippin "Reeling in the Years," Steely Dan
"Sleaze Talk," Malcolm Higgins "Squeeze Box," The Who
"Learnin' To Drive," Scooby Doo2 "Stayin' Alive," Bee Gees
"The President Bush Song," Peter (the Reader) "The Oscar Meyer Weiner Song," Traditional
"The Town's Compliance," Malcolm Higgins "The Sounds Of Silence," Simon And Garfinkel
"Comedy," Scooby Doo2 "Tragedy," Bee Gees
"Castro (The Cubanator)," Peter (the Reader) "Trogdor (The Burnninator)," Strong Bad
"Grillin'," Bob Gomez "Willin'," Linda Ronstadt
"Screechy Woman," Royce Miller "Witchy Woman," Eagles
"You're Hussein," Chris Bodily TM "You're So Vain," Carly Simon

May 5, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Few Of My Favourite Drinks," Malcolm Higgins "A Few Of My Favourite Things," Julie Andrews
"A Bigger Glass Of Ale," Mikey F "A Whiter Shade Of Pale," Procal Harum
"All He Wants Is Lower Tax," Mark Hoolihan "All She Wants To Do Is Dance," Don Henly
"Do You Like Eggs?," Paco804 "All Star," Smash Mouth
"All You Need Is Drugs," Malcolm Higgins "All You Need Is Love," The Beatles
"All Those Combies," Merry & Pippin "All You Zombies," The Hooters
"Always (Rejected)," Nasty Nick "Always," Saliva
"Americans Died," Bin Maclean "American Pie," Don Maclean
"Hollywood," Adam Bernstein "Aquarius," 5th Dimension/Cast of Hair
"Saddam Goodbye," Chris Bodily TM "Autumn Goodbye," Britney Spears
"Back in the Airport's Bar," Billy Florio "Back in the U.S.S.R.," The Beatles
"There's A Bathroom On The Right," Kentucky Toad "Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Drugged He Ran," Malcolm Higgins "Barbara Ann," Le Garcons De La Plaige
"(Free Music Is A) Bargain," Conrad F. "Bargain," The Who
"My New Computer," Zaphod Beeblebrox "Battle Hymn Of the Republic," Traditional
"Nickelodeon Rhapsody," Ben M "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Nickelodeon Rhapsody," Ben M "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Royce Miller," Malcolm Higgins "Brown Sugar," The Rolling Stones
"SARS," Chris Bodily TM "Cars," Gary Numan
"Takin Out The Garbage," Detroit Kid "Cleanin Out My Closet," Eminem
"Johnny Won't Leave The Bar," Jeff Reuben "Daddy Won't Sell The Farm," Montgomery Gentry
"Ghost Rider," Josh Bain "Desire," U2
"Poopy," Lacy "Dirrty," Christina Aguilera
"Gridlock Holiday," Merry & Pippin "Dreadlock Holiday," 10 cc
"Fool In The Reign," Mikey F "Fool In The Rain," Led Zeppelin
"Dr. Gero place," Saiyanfurter "Frankenstein Place," Susan Sarandon And Barry Bostwick
"Help Me Make It Good And Tight," Malcolm Higgins "Help Me Make It Through The Night," Freddy Fender
"Hey Knob Ender," Jan Hayes "Hey Big Spender," Shirley Bassey
"Hey McCloud! Get Offa My Yew," Malcolm Higgins "Hey You, Get Offa My Cloud," The Rolling Stones
"I Studied a Fluke (Flatworm Trilogy, part 3)," Merry & Pippin "I Started a Joke," BeeGees
"I Want A New Pug," Chris Pollman "I Want A New Drug," Huey Lewis And The News
"I'd Like To Teach The World To Drink," Malcolm Higgins "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing," Traditional
"I'll Never Vomit Blood Again," Tim Hall "I'll Never Fall In Love Again," Burt Bacharach
"In Da Tub," 50 Bent "In Da Club," 50 Cent
"Is That Drugs?," Malcolm Higgins "Is That Love," Squeeze
"Tong," Merry & Pippin "Jean," Oliver
"Plana-Planarian (Flatworm Trilogy, part 2)," Merry & Pippin "Karma Chameleon," Culture Club
"Drunk and Fallin' On the Floor," Michael Pacholek "Knockin' On Heaven's Door," Bob Dylan
"Learnin' To Drive," Malcolm Higgins "Learnin' To Fly," Tom Petty
"Shrub Ain't The Answer," William Tong "Love Is The Answer," England Dan & John Ford Coley
"Mow, Mow, Mow," lebeiW15 "More, More, More," The Andrea True Connection
"Got A Flat Tire," Malcolm Higgins "Mull Of Kintyre," Paul McCartney
"Computers :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :," BiGdUdE111 "One Step Closer," Linkin Park
"Krueger(In the name of the glove)," Josh Bain "Pride(In the name of love)," U2
"Report Card," HELPI'MNUTS! "Reflection," Mulan Soundtrack
"Smokin' Man," Gary Robbins "Rocket Man," Elton John
"Trudy, Don't Take My Rug To Town," Malcolm Higgins "Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town," Kenny Rogers
"Billiards Ball," Tone-Def "Shaving Cream," Benny Bell
"Somewhere I Can Bong," Dr Hydro "Somewhere I Belong," Linkin Park
"Fast Food," Andrew Wood "Speed Demon," Micheal Jackson
"Take A Check From Me," Scooby Doo2 "Take A Chance On Me," ABBA
"Tapeworm's in My Liver (Flatworm Trilogy, part 1)," Merry & Pippin "Take Me to the River," The Talking Heads
"The Ballad of the War Protestors," Michael Pacholek "The Ballad of John and Yoko," The Beatles
"A Test Tickle," Malcolm Higgins "The Miracle," Queen
"Thinkin' About You (Saddam)," Chris Bodily TM "Thinkin' About You," Britney Spears
"Wait and Bleed (Country Mix)," Jamie Pattinson "Wait And Bleed," SlipKnoT
"We Are the Campers," Merry & Pippin "We Are the Champions," Queen
"Fear and The Shrub Together," William Tong "We're In This Love Together," Al Jarreau
"What The Country Needs Is Less Fast Food," Tim Hall "What The World Needs Now, Is Love, Sweet Love," Burt Bacharach
"When My Chevy Breaks," Chris Pollman "When The Levy Breaks," Led Zeppelin
"You Keep On Hangin' Up," Scooby Doo2 "You Keep Me Hangin' On," The Supremes
"Bush's Big Hypocrisy," William Tong "You're The Biggest Part of Me," Ambrosia

May 6, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Seems Like A Woman To Me," Malcolm Higgins "Always A Woman To Me," Billy Joel
"Meth," Chris Pollman "Beth," Kiss
"Boogie Wipes," Malcolm Higgins "Boogie Nights," Heatwave
"Bars," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "Cars," Gary Numan
"(George has)," Malcolm Higgins "Cold As Ice," Foreigner
"Television," Chris Pollman "Double Vision," Foreigner
"Froot Loops," Tone-Def "Footloose," Kenny Loggins
"I Wanna Eat A Maiden (The Dragon's song)," Tone-Def "I Wanna Be Sedated," The Ramones
"I'll Learn To Drive," Jan Hayes "I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor
"Pass The Gravy," Malcolm Higgins "In The Navy," Village People
"CuJo Shuffle," Michael Pacholek "Lido Shuffle," Boz Scaggs
"Sucky (The Anti-Avril Theme)," Lacy "Lucky," Britney Spears
"Wipe Your Nose," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "No One Knows," Queens Of The Stone Age
"Some Kids Were Left Behind," Bob Asher "Puff, The Magic Dragon," Peter, Paul & Mary
"The Last Log on the Fire," Pamela Hayse "Put Another Log on the Fire," Tompall Glaser
"Bolie, the Hi-Tech Sorceress," Sarah Cason "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer," Tradidtional
"Bolenilla's Lurkin' in Town," Sarah Cason "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town," Tradidtional
"Slayin The Wife," Malcolm Higgins "Stayin Alive," The Beegees
"Blue," paco804 "The Egg," Eifel 65
"Those Were The Days (the 1990's)," Tim Hall "Those Were The Days," Archie Bunker
"Floss Me In The Morning," Bob Gomez "Touch Me In The Morning," Diana Ross
"Tragic," theholyflyingpants "Tragedy," Steps
"Kent Justice!," Jo Cordery "U Can't Touch This," MC Hammer
"Don't Give Up Hope," Tobey's Spider-Girl "Up,Up, Up," Shania Twain
"We Hate Gravity," Malcolm Higgins "We Are Family," Sister Sledge
"What I Like About Jews!," Bob Gomez "What I Like About You," The Romantics
"Wheres My Cherry Pie," Anti Avril "Whats My Age Again," Blink 182
"When Bums Get High," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "When Worlds Collide," Powerman 5000
"You've Gotta Booze That Girl," Malcolm Higgins "You're Gonna Lose That Girl," The Beatles
"You're Six Weeks," Tone-Def "You're Sixteen," Ringo Starr

May 7, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Too Modern Boi," Silver Bat "20th Century Boy," T. Rex
"All Shook Up (the scared version)," Sarah Cason "All Shook Up," Elvis Presley
"Baby, Can I Graze By You?," Malcolm Higgins "Amazed," Lonestar
"Math," Joelle "Beth," Kiss
"Crud Dubbers," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "Blood Brothers," Papa Roach
"Bakin' Pups In Lard For Stew," Claude Prez "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do," Neil Sedaka
"Cutting The Cheese," Chris Pollman "Call Me The Breeze," Lynyrd Skynyrd
"Do it with Trish Stratus," James Ferrier "Do it with Madonna," Androids
"Greasy," Tim Hall "Easy," Commodores
"Evil Guy," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "Evil Eye," Fu Manchu
"Fill My Plate (Part 2)," Neo Matrix "Fill Me In (Part 2)," Craig David
"For Those Who Can't Walk (We Assist You)," Chris Pollman "For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)," AC/DC
"Growing Back My Mullet," Chris Pollman "Gimmie Back My Bullets," Lynyrd Skynyrd
"Have A Click On Me," Sixx "Have A Drink On Me," AC/DC
"I Can't Drive," Michael Pacholek "I Can't Dance," Genesis
"I Will Survive: The Gamer's Story," Little Lion "I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor
"I'm Gonna Be (500 Missiles)," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)," The Proclaimers
"I'm Eatin Curry (and Don't Know Why)," Malcolm Higgins "I'm In A Hurry (and Don't Know Why)," Alabama
"Zola," Phil Alexander "Lola," The Kinks
"Purple Hose," Bob Gomez "Purple Haze," Jimi Hendrix
"Michael's Parodies Are Renowned," Merry & Pippin "Santa Claus is Coming to Town," Traditional
"Declaration of Independence," M.S.G "Seven Nation Army," The White Stripes
"They'll be Comin' From Atlanta," Sarah Cason "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain," Traditional
"Dirty Nappy People," Steven Cavanagh "Shiny Happy People," REM
"Smells Like Bad Lyrics," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana
"Funny, Damn Cartoon," Mikey F "Sunny Afternoon," Kinks
"Bling Bling," Derek Aguilar "Swing Swing," All American Rejects
"The Sesame Street Binge Song (Eating Cookies)," Tone-Def "The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feeling Groovy)," Simon & Garfunkel
"The Bored and the Lonely," Carly "The Young and the Hopeless," Good Charlotte
"The Bored and the Lonely," Carly "The Young and the Hopeless," Good Charlotte
"Stephen King," Josh Bain "Warning," Green Day
"Waterloo, Iowa," Wxyztv "Waterloo," ABBA
"Welcome To G.T (Gifted and Talented," Papamelhorn "Welcome To Atlanta," Ludacris
"What The World Needs Now (Is Rugs, Sweet Rugs)," Bob Gomez "What The World Needs Now Is Love," Jackie DeShannon
"We Think Malcolm Would Be Good in Bed," Merry & Pippin "You Just Like Me 'Cus I'm Good in Bed," Skyhooks

May 8, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Bad Bands," Chris Pollman "Badlands," AC/DC
"Being To The Benefit Of Mr Pete," Malcolm Higgins "Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite," The Beatles
"Strike Me Smite Me," Phil Alexander "Bend Me Shape Me," American Breed
"Flapjacks," Chris Pollman "Black Math," White Stripes
"Icon," Chris Bodily TM "Blackened," Metallica
"Dressed," Malcolm Higgins "Blessed," Elton John
"Two Guys," Malcolm Higgins "Blue Eyes," Elton John
"A Parody!," Ghetto John "Celebrity!," Brad Paisley
"Callers from Hell," SixX "Cowboys from Hell," Pantera
"Beamos," Whomprat "Dream On," Aerosmith
"If You Ask Why or Defy," William Tong "Eye In The Sky," Alan Parsons Project
"Are You A Boy Or A Girl? (the Merry And Pippin Song)," Billy Florio "Fell in Love with a girl," White Stripes
"Aw, Croikey!," M.S.G "Hey, Mickey!," Toni Basil
"Don't Believe Bush's Lie," William Tong "I Believe I Can Fly," R. Kelly
"I Really Need A Tan," Malcolm Higgins "I Wanna Be Your Man," The Beatles
"I'm A Hoser," Malcolm Higgins "I'm A Loser," The Beatles
"I'm A User," Malcolm Higgins "I'm A Loser," The Beatles
"I'm Free (Pete Breathes A Sigh Of Relief)," Alex Murray "I'm Free," The Who
"Sam's Club," MC Budder "In Da Club," 50 Cent
"Teutonic," Malcolm Higgins "Ironic," Alanis Morrissette
"Magic Harley Ride," Wild Man "Magic Carpet Ride," Steppenwolf
"Hide Your Face," Lloyd Fox "Nothing Else Matters," Metallica
"Kill The World!!!!!," BiGdUdE111 "Numb," Linkin Park
"Catch That Funky Killer White Boy," Rubytwosdaze "Play That Funky Music White Boy," Wild Cherry
"Please Freeze Me," Malcolm Higgins "Please Please Me," The Beatles
"They Love Me," Malcolm Higgins "She Loves You," The Beatles
"Bush Had To Stop Saddam," William Tong "Shop Around," Smoky Robinson & The Miracles
"Bong 2," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "Song 2," Blur
"Poodle Hat," Tone-Def "Sugar Shack," Jimmy Gilmer & The Fireballs
"Superfly (It's Just Creepy)," Mr. Demsey "Superman (It's Not Easy)," Five For Fighting
"Motel 6," Tim Hall "Surfside 6," Mack David/Jerry Livingston
"Tainted Blood," Malcolm Higgins "Tainted Love," Soft Cell
"The Charms Of Merry," Malcolm Higgins "The Arms Of Mary," Ian and George Sutherland
"Bill Tong," Tim Simning "The Big Money," Rush
"Another Lotion," Michael Hack "The Loco-Motion," Kylie Minogue
"Was He White Before?," Malcolm Higgins "The Night Before," The Beatles
"The Terrorists Are People in Your Neighborhood," Richard Levinson "The People in your Neighborhood," Sesame Street
"Rhymes Like These," Michael Florio & Ghetto John "Times Like These," Foo Fighters
"The Door Wont Open," Ghetto John & Monaco Chris "With Arms Wide Open," Creed
"Acid Trip Machine," Phil Alexander "Yellow Submarine," The Beatles
"You Can Only Use Twelve Point Font(classroom Opera #5)," Mikey F "You Cant Always Get What You Want," Rolling Stones
"You'll Succumb To Me," Malcolm Higins "You'll Acompany Me," Bob Seger

May 9, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"An Innocent Man (As OJ Pleads)," Chris Pollman "An Innocent Man," Billy Joel
"Truckin' Aint Like That," bob777 "Baby Got Back," Sir Mix A Lot
"That's A Baboon On The Right," Malcolm Higgins "Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Because You're Both Guys," Malcolm Higgins "Because I Got High," Afroman
"Fred Krueger," Chris Bodily TM "Brown Sugar," Rolling Stones
"SARS," Mikey F "Cars," Gary Numan
"On e-Bay," Jammin' Jeff "Come What May," Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman
"Amputated," Malcolm Higgins "Complicated," Carolyn Dawn Johnson
"Don't Tell Me that Britney's a Ho," Chris Bodily TM "Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know," Britney Spears
"Down Under," Merry & Pippin "Down Under," Men at Work
"Cragula," Operation Filth "Dragula," Rob Zombie
"Express Yourself (1 for anyone mix)," T-Dawg "Express Yourself," Madonna
"Fade From Black," Chris Pollman "Fade To Black," Metallica
"Spider," Yoidy "Fighter," Christina Aguilera
"Six Foot Two," Malcolm Higgins "Five Foot Two," Ray Henderson
"The Sperm Doning Song(for A Son)," Mikey F "For Your Love," Yardbirds
"Romeo and Juliet," Adam Bernstein "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road," Elton John
"Pip's A Man," Malcolm Higgins "Guitarzan," Ray Stevens
"Smut!," Phil Alexander "Help!," The Beatles
"Roast Beef with Belogna," Mikey F "Hotel California," Eagles
"I Shook up a Coke," Royce Miller "I Started a Joke," The Bee Gees
"Mizzou's Wild About Larry," Jonathan C. "I'm Just Wild About Harry," Eubie Blake/Judy Garland
"It's Just English Tests To Me," Chris Pollman "It's Still Rock And Roll To Me," Billy Joel
"Black And Cayenne," Claude Prez "Jack And Diane," John Cougar Mellencamp
"Chris, The One We'll Miss," robzombie450 "Kiss On My List," Hall & Oates
"Voyeurs Above," Merry & Pippin "Lawyers in Love," Jackson Browne
"Pass Go," Mikey F "Lets Roll," Neil Young
"Got My Sights On Two More," Malcolm Higgins "Lookin Out My Back Door," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"I Work For A Surgeon," Jan Hayes "My Old Man's A Dustman," Lonnie Donnegan
"These Two Are Strange," Malcolm Higgins "People Are Strange," The Doors
"Refugee," Malcolm Higgins "Refugee," Tom Petty
"Grow, Grow, Grow Your Pot," Peter (the Reader) "Row, Row, Your Boat," Traditional
"Searching For Weapons," Melhi "Seasons In The Sun," Terry Jacks
"Big-Mouthed Fool," Kristina Emily "Shaving Cream," Benny Bell
"Dar's Leaving Home," Malcolm Higgins "She's Leaving Home," The Beatles
"Billy's Shrub Songs," Malcolm Higgins "Silly Love Songs," Paul Mccartney
"Simning," William Tong "Something," The Beatles
"The Girl All the Black Guys Want," Tara "The Girl All the Bad Guys Want," Bowling for Soup
"The Oldest PC In Town," Phil Alexander "The Oldest Swinger In Town," O'Leary & The Bards
"I Will Write No More," Malcolm Higgins "When I'm 64," The Beatles
"Their Repeats Have No Shame," Malcolm Higgins "Where The Streets Have No Name," U2
"Whole Lotta Jugs," Diva "Whole Lotta Love," Led Zepplin
"Fully Woolly," Malcolm Higgins "Wooly Bully," Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs
"Fellow (Tribute To Monaco Chris)," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "Yellow," Coldplay
"No More," Malcolm Higgins "You're The Biggest Part Of Me," Ambrosia
"Mrs. Dardeau," The P. R. Students "Youz A Ho," Ludacris

May 12, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Little Help From Depends," Mikey F "A Little Help From My Friends," Beatles
"All Scar," Aimee "All Star," Smash Mouth
"Merry," Mikey F "Angie," Rolling Stones
"(The Real) No Money For Life," Manilla Diddy Combs (too bad there is no relation) and the Good Boy Family "Bad Boy For Life," P. Diddy and the Bad Boy Family
"Nintendo Game," The Punster "Bicycle Race," Queen
"Pooh Bear Roadkill," Claude Prez "Blueberry Hill," Fats Domino
"Final Rhaptasy," Chuckobo "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"(Shes a) Bit Sowsed (sp) Soused? ," Wild Man "Brick House," Commodores
"Making a Parody," S.T.G. "Building a Mystery," Sarah McLachlan
"Malcolm Higgins' Girls," Bob Gomez "California Girls," The Beach Boys
"Kentucky Love," MC Budder feat.Large Bheezy "California Love," 2pac feat.Dr.Dre
"56 Bad Relationships," Scott No Last Name Given "Can't Stop," Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Cannonballs," Malcolm Higgins "Cannibals," Mark Knopfler
"Emancipation Proclamation," Scott No Last Name Given "Complicated," Avril Lavigne
"Stumbling in the Dark," J Money "Crawling in the Dark," Hoobastank
"Wing It," Avril "Dig It," D-Tent Boys
"Do You Really Want To Burp Me," Malcolm Higgins "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?," Boy George
"Don't Ride on the Subway," Merry & Pippin "Don't Sleep in the Subway," Petula Clark
"Terrorist's Paradise," MC Budder "Gangsta's Paradise," Coolio
"Give Back," Timothy Reeder "Get Back," Beatles
"Apple Juice," MC Budder "Gin and Juice," Snoop Dogg
"Blind Date," Scott No Last Name Given "Gossip Folks," Missy Elliot
"Voice Box," Album Cornix "Hash Pipe," Weezer
"Hungry (a trip to the local Mc Donalds)," Anonymous "Hero," Chad Kroeger
"Whiter (Michael Jackson's Story)," Ghetto John "Higher," Creed
"Old Navy," Scott No Last Name Given "Honestly," Zwan
"Monaco Chris," S.T.G. "Hunger Strike," Pearl Jam
"I Am A Clone," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "I Stand Alone," Godsmack
"I'll Drown," Billy Florio "I'm Down," Beatles
"I'm Smelling You Now," Bob Gomez "I'm Telling You Now," Freddie and the Dreamers
"I'm Just Bored," Dakarma "I'm With You," Avril Lavinge
"Who Are You?," Buttface "I'm With You," Avril Lavigne
"They're So Unusual," Diva "It's Not Unusual," Tom Jones
"Crammin'," Bob Gomez "Jammin'," Bob Marley and the Wailers
"Lebiew Scuffle," Malcolm Higgins "Lido Shuffle," Boz Scaggs
"Dumber," Malcolm Higgins "Longer," Dan Fogelberg
"Anteater," Malcolm Higgins "Maneater," Hall And Oates
"Torgo," Tim Hall "Maria," West Side Story
"Merry's Player," Malcolm Higgins "Mary's Prayer," Danny Wilson
"Mull of Kintyre (The Truth)," Jo Cordery "Mull of Kintyre," Paul McCartney and Wings
"I Can Tell Them Apart," Malcolm Higgins "Never Tear Us Apart," INXS
"Musicals," Mikey F "No One Knows," Queens Of The Stone Age
"Pop Songs Blow," Mikey F "No One Knows," Queens of the Stone Age
"Our Hearts Have Been Shattered ( Tribute To Monaco Chris)," Ghetto John "Nothing Else Matters," Metallica
"Oh Merry," Malcolm Higgins "Oh Sherie," Steven Perry
"Dimple Dimple," Mikey F "Rebel rebel," David Bowie
"Exlax," Malcolm Higgins "Relax," Frankie Goes To Hollywood
"Tide And Whitening," Chris Pollman "Ride The Lightning," Metallica
"Pozin'," Ghetto John "Rollin'," Limp Bizkit
"Carp Filled Can," Chris Pollman "Sharp Dressed Man," ZZ Top
"Anti-Bush Songs," Michael Pacholek "Silly Love Songs," Paul McCartney
"Soaked In Beers," Chris Pollman "Smoke And Mirrors," Henry Lee Summer
"I'm Next Stupid!," Jan Hayes "Something Stupid," Frank & Nancy Sinatra
"Suppertime Please Come," Tone-Def "Somewhere I Belong," Linkin Park
"Avril Lavigne," Mikey F "Steve Mcqueen," Sheryl Crow
"Ring, Ring (a.k.a. The Obsessive Ex-Boyfriend, Now Friend Song)," Jammin' Jeff "Swing, Swing," The All-American Rejects
"The Apple," Deuce "The Anthem," Good Charolette
"The Dell Song," J Money "The Hell Song," Sum 41
"The Birth Control Song," Mikey F "The Logical Song," Supertramp
"Don't Ever Use Britney's Name in Vain," Chris Bodily TM "There's No One Home In My House of Pain," Faster Pussycat
"Pits Of The World," Starlette Victory "Top Of The World," The Carpenters
"Totally Blitzed From The Start," Malcolm Higgins "Total Eclipse Of The Heart," Bonnie Tyler
"Jesus is the Way," Chuckobo "Walking Away," Craig David
"Jesus is the Way," Chuckobo "Walking Away," Craig David
"Where The Sheiks Have No Name," Malcolm Higgins "Where The Streets Have No Name," U2
"Bad Habits," Wild Man "White Rabbit," Jefferson Airplane
"Oh, She's A She Now?," Malcolm Higgins "Who Can It Be Now?," Men At Work
"She's Like A Sea Cow," Malcolm Higgins "Who Can It Be Now?," Men At Work
"Underwear Tonight," Claude Prez "Wonderful Tonight," Eric Clapton
"Mumblin," Malcolm Higgins "Wonderin'," Neil Young
"Stoolie Louie," Billy Florio "Wooly Bully," Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs
"Ripped Off The Wall," Chris Bodily TM "You Got It All," Britney Spears
"I Bought It," Malcolm Higgins "You Got It," Roy Orbison
"First Porno," Billy Florio "Young Lust," Pink Floyd

May 13, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Limosuine Built for Eight," Sarah Cason "A Bicycle Built for Two," Traditional
"Nefarious," Malcolm Higgins "Aquarius," From Hair
"Battle Hymn of the Messy Room," Jenni Sweet Cheese "Battle Hymn of the Republic," Traditional
"Peter Had a Girlfriend," Sarah Cason "Battle Hymn of the Republic," Traditional
"Man, It's Got the Power," Sarah Cason "Bigger than the Beatles," Joe Diffie
"Born to Sing Real Sappy (The American Idol Song)," Chris Bodily TM "Born to Make You Happy," Britney Spears
"N'Success," Scott No Last Name Given "Bye Bye Bye," N'Sync
"Peregrin, I Know You're One," Malcolm Higgins "Carry On My Wayward Son," Kansas
"Merry's Lil' Lark," Malcolm Higgins "Cherry Hill Park," Billy Joe Royal
"Peregrin Girl," Malcolm Higgins "Cinnamon Girl," Neil Young
"Peregrin," Malcolm Higgins "Cinnamon," Derek
"Farm Cow," MC Budder "Country Girl," DF Dub
"Day That I Fly," Sparky Ball "Day That I Die," Good Charlotte
"Frizzy," Malcolm Higgins "Dizzy," Tommy Roe
"Don't Be Fooled," Malcolm Higgins "Don't Be Cruel," Elvis
"(Is Peregrin A Man) Down Under?," Malcolm Higgins "Down Under," Men At Work
"Screams (this is dedicated to Jammin Jeff)," SixX "Dreams," Fleetwood Mac
"Vacuum Cleaner Offer," Scott No Last Name Given "Everything You Want," Vertical Horizon
"That's My Foot," MC Budder "Excuse Me Miss," Jay-Z
"Youre Black(The Story Of Michael Jackson)," Mikey F "Get Back," Beatles
"Am'," Mikey F "Goodnight Saigon," Billy Joel
"Sell Everything For Fifty," Chris Pollman "Hell Aint A Bad Place To Be," AC/DC
"I Love Halloween," Sarah Cason "Home on the Range," Traditional
"I Was Just Thirteen," Sarah Cason "I Saw the Light," Traditional
"I Think We're in the Sweatshop Now," Kelli "I Think We're Alone Now," Tiffany
"I Want A Game Boy," Scott No Last Name Given "I Want It That Way," Backstreet Boys
"Got an Infection," Roxanne Kircher "I'm Gonna Getcha Good," Shania Twain
"Pips And Mer, Goodbye," Malcolm Higgins "Kiss And Say Goodbye," The Manhattans
"M.D.," Scott No Last Name Given "Kiss Me," Sixpence None The Richer
"Spelling Bee," Patrick Yoness "Let it Be," The Beatles
"Barney Fife," Tim Hall "Lithium," Nirvana
"Man In The Box (The Homeless Guy Version)," Jammin' Jeff "Man In The Box," Alice In Chains
"Judgment Day," Scott No Last Name Given "Millenium," Robbie Williams
"Princess Diana, Love," Sarah Cason "My Country Tis of Thee," Traditional
"Never Find Waldo," Scott No Last Name Given "Never Let You Go," Third Eye Blind
"Noogie," Scott No Last Name Given "Nookie," Limp Bizkit
"Oh, Please Katie," Sarah Cason "Oh, Susanna," Traditional
"Child Stars Who Died," Adam Bernstein "People Who Died," Jim Carroll
"Parody Wizard," Royce Miller "Pinball Wizard," The Who
"Prop Me Up Beside the Scaffold," Sarah Cason "Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox," Joe Diffie
"Iraqi," The Great Karlando "Remedy," The Black Crowes
"Car Trouble," Scott No Last Name Given "Scar Tissue," Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Share Amiright Together," Malcolm Higgins "Sharing The Night Together," Dr Hook
"Is She Deceiving Me?," Malcolm Higgins "She Believes In Me," Kenny Rogers
"Show Me The Meaning (Of Being Hungry)," FreakyMandsFreakyPants "Show Me The Meaning (Of Being Lonely)," Backstreet Boys
"Fried," Scott No Last Name Given "Slide," Goo Goo Dolls
"Pounds Of Silas," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "Sounds Of Silence," Simon & Garfunkel
"Got to Go," M.S.G "Stupid Girl," Cold
"Judge Judy," Scott No Last Name Given "There You Go," Pink
"Comb It Over," Malcolm Higgins "Think It Over," Buddy Holly
"Fart after Fart," Johnny Ancich "Time after Time," Cyndi Lauper
"We Are All Doing Drugs," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "We Are All Made Of Stars," Moby
"I've Got It Right," Malcolm Higgins "We've Got Tonight," Kenny Rogers
"Elmer Fudd," Scott No Last Name Given "What's My Age Again," Blink 182
"It's A Nice Day To Go To Bed," Mike Hack "White Wedding," Billy Idol
"Menage a Trois Tonight," Royce Miller "Wonderful Tonight," Eric Clapton

May 14, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"The Barney Gumbel Drinking Song," The Great Karlando "Another Brick In The Wall," Pink Floyd
"Break His Back (Saddam)," Slimz_Daddyz "Baby Got Back," Sir Mix-Alot
"Thespian Case," The Punster "Basket Case," Green Day
"Hot Mustard," Merry & Pippin "Blockbuster," The Sweet
"Crack Me," Bob Asher "Born Free," Matt Monro
"Cleanin Up My Bedroom," MC Budder "Cleanin Out My Closet," Eminem
"Spoof On," Ghetto John "Dream On," Aerosmith
"Millionaire," Mikey F "Everywhere," Michelle Branch
"Songs with All New Words (Aimons Florios)," Merry & Pippin "Games Without Frontiers," Peter Gabriel
"Stale Geezer," Chris Pollman "Hail, Caeser," AC/DC
"Have You Ever Played This Game," Chris Bodily TM "Have You Ever Seen The Rain," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Here Comes Dracula," Sarah Cason "Here Comes Santa Claus," Elvis Presley
"How You Remind Me (Michael Jackson Remix)," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "How You Remind Me," Nickelback
"Incision," Tone-Def "Ignition(remix)," R. Kelly
"In Color," Tim Hall "In Bloom," Nirvana
"Gonna Get a Sub," Coolgrl "In Da Club," 50 Cent
"Let the Booze Flow," Merry & Pippin "Let Your Love Flow," The Bellamy Brothers
"More Than a Filling," Merry & Pippin "More Than a Feeling," Boston
"Correction," Malcolm Higgins "Objection," Shakira
"Alzheimer Rock And Roll," Claude Prez "Old Time Rock And Roll," Bob Seger
"Another Spoof Again," Bryan Hayworth "On The Roof Again," Eve 6
"Ones," Chris Pollman "One," Metallica
"(Royce) She's a Lady," Merry & Pippin "She's a Lady," Tom Jones
"The Leggy Song," Dakarma "Sk8ter Boi," Avril Lavinge
"Fryin' Today," Ghetto John & Tone - Def "Sleeping Awake," P.O.D.
"Smells Like Mayberry," Tim Hall "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana
"Drummer Is 69," Chris Pollman "Summer Of '69," Bryan Adams
"We Are All Spoofing Stars," Ghetto John "We Are All Made Of Stars," Moby
"Yellow Margarine," Seven & Nine "Yellow Submarine," Beatles

May 15, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Avirex Pro Series," MC Budder feat. Luke Warm Boy$ "Air Force Ones," Nelly feat. St. Lunatics
"All I Oughta Glue," Yoidy "All I Wanna Do," Sheryl Crow
"All Right Malc (Part 2)," Bob Gomez "All Right Now," Free
"All Right Malc," Bob Gomez "All Right Now," Free
"Buffy Last Hours," Necrotoxen666 "Angel," Aerosmith
"Really, Bush Ain't A Hero," William Tong "Billy, Don't Be A Hero," Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods
"Born To Be Mild (The Allergy Song)," Bob Gomez "Born to Be Wild," Steppenwolf
"Avril Freak," Binasted_na_Naz_Ghoul "Dawson's Geek," Busted
"I'm Scared Of Heights," lebeiW15 "Decemeber 1963 (Oh What A Night)," The Four Seasons
"Jackass The Movie," J.P. Rekrap "Eleanor Rigby," The Beatles
"Running Away From Me," Bryan Hayworth "Falling Away From Me," Korn
"For Those Devout To Spock," Malcolm Higgins "For Those About To Rock," AC/DC
"Hernia," Syncronos "Gloria," Laura Branigan
"Good Vibrators," Malcolm Higgins "Good Vibrations," Le Garcons De La Plaige (the Beach Boys En Francais)
"Mer," Malcolm Higgins "Hair," From
"Have You Ever Been Fellows?," Malcolm Higgins "Have You Never Been Mellow?," Olivia Newton John
"We Were in Love," Sarah Cason "Home on the Range," Traditional
"Hot For Preacher," Mikey F "Hot For Teacher," Van Halen
"I'm Getting Slightly Burnt," Paul Holmes "I'm Going Slightly Mad," Queen
"It's Still Colorimetry," Sweet Indigo "It's Still Rock 'n' Roll To Me," Billy Joel
"In The End, They Were Girls," Malcolm Higgins "It's The End Of The World," Skeeter Davis
"Ede Says(tribute to NoSeGaS)," Bird Eats Oatmeal "Jane Says," Jane's Addiction
"Knife and Forkl," Dippy D "Last Resort," Papa Roach
"Lifestyles Of The Fat And Wasteless," Biscuits "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous," Good Charlotte
"Richmond Callin'," RubyTuesday "London Callin'," Clash
"Lunch Is A Happy Meal," Jeff Reuben "Love Is A Battlefield," Pat Benatar
"Thunder Thighs," Malcolm Higgins And Texasgrrl "Lyin Eyes," The Eagles
"Plant Eater," Mikey F "Maneater," Hall and Oates
"Large Marshmallows," John Jenkins "Mellow Yellow," Donovan
"Al Queda Cell," Malcolm Higgins "Mission Bell," Donnie Brooks
"I Should Have Never Come To Wal-Mart," lebeiW15 "Never Tear Us Apart," INXS
"No More Mr. Price Guy," Jonathan C. "No More Mr. Nice Guy," Alice Cooper
"Oh Sama," Rick Toner ( New Zealand ) "Oh Donna," Rictchie Valenzuela
"Oh Royce Miller," Malcolm Higgins "Oh Suzanna," James Taylor Version
"One Last Cent," Dippy D "One Last Breath," Creed
"Baghdad (featuring George W. Bush)," 007Nick "Picture (featuring Sheryl Crow)," Kid Rock
"Real Crap Wizzard," Phil Alexander "Pinball Wizard," The Who
"Lucy," Tim Hall "Polly," Nirvana
"Gamblin' Man," William Tong "Ramblin' Man," Allman Brothers
"Stopped The Boat," William Tong "Rock The Boat," Hues Corporation
"Dolly, the Doll from Ebay," Urillia "Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer," Gene Autry
"Meatball (Ghetto John Version)," Ghetto John "Snowball," Jimmy Fallon
"Shrub's Story," William Tong "Theme from," Andy Williams
"Crazy Fellas," Sarah Cason "Trashy Women," Confederate Railroad
"Two Of Us(a Tribute To Mike Armstrong)," Mikey F "Two Of Us," Beatles
"Underneath Your Toes," Albo "Underneath Your Clothes," Shakira
"Women's Underpants," Claude Prez "Winter Wonderland," Traditional
"Oh, Merry," Mikey F "Yesterday," Beatles

May 16, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Just A Chance With You (ode To Royce Miller)," Malcolm Higgins "(I'm Happy Just) To Dance With You," The Beatles
"Amiright Is Real Great," Mikey F "6th Avenue Heartache," Wallflowers
"After The Throbbin," Malcolm Higgins "After The Lovin," Engelbert Humperdink
"Mal The Flasher," Malcolm Higgins "Albert Flasher," The Guess Who
"Of Mer I Can Dream," Malcolm Higgins "American Dream," Csny
"Mer Is A Woman," Malcolm Higgins "American Woman," Guess Who
"Gorox," Yoidy "Clorox Ad," Madison Ave Ad Execs
"Fryin'," Chirs Pollman "Cryin'," Aerosmith
"Heidi, Buffy's #1 Fan," Necrotoxen666 "Graduation," Vitamin C
"I Can't Smell You, Why?," Malcolm Higgins "I Can't Tell You Why," The Eagles
"I'll Never Drink That Much Again," Malcolm Higgins "I'll Never Love This Way Again," Dionne Warwick
"I'll Mumble For Ya," Jeff Reuben "I'll Tumble For Ya," Culture Club
"Still Colonoscopy," Malcolm Higgins "It's Still Rock And Roll To Me," Billy Joel
"I Like To Play Zelda," Mikey F "Looking Out My Back Door," Creedence Clearwater Rivival
"Bush's World," Eejay "My World," Avril Lavigne
"Phil is Swell - Gotta Read 'Im," Merry & Pippin "Philadelphia Freedom," Elton John
"Peregrin and Merry," Malcolm Higgins "Rainy Days And Mondays," The Carpenters
"Flood My Inbox," Mikey F "Rock the Casbah," Clash
"Truth Comes Out (I'm Not A Boy)," B. O'Connor "Sk8r Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Blow up the Sun," Troskows "Soak Up the Sun," Sheryl Crow
"Stay Faraway (You Got SARS)," Moosehead "Stay (Faraway, So Close)," U2
"The Continuing Story Of Florio, Bill," Malcolm Higgins "The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill," The Beatles
"The Little Old Lady on the John Deere Tractor," Royce Miller "The Little Old Lady from Pasadena," Jan & Dean
"You've Got the Clap, GI!," Carolyn B. and Pat C. "Those Were The Days," Mary Hopkins
"Time It Is A-Changing," Phil Alexander "Times They Are A-Changing," Bob Dylan
"eBay," lebeiW15 "Unwell," Matchbox Twenty
"What Can I Write About," Mikey F "We Can Work It Out," Beatles
"I'm Wide Open," Greesha "With Arms Wide Open," Creed
"Under Her Tonight," Malcolm Higgins "Wonderful Tonight," Eric Clapron
"I Lost My Mother's Car Keys," lebeiW15 "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling," Daryl Hall & John Oates

May 19, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Drive A Thousand Miles," Kenton Ngo "A Thousand Miles," Vanessa Carlton
"The Telephone Song," Lydia D'Angelo "Adam's Song," Blink 182
"Smoked The Cones," Dr Hydro "Aerials," System Of A Down
"Maybe One Snack," Bob O'Mara "Baby Got Back," Sir Mixalot
"Robert Stack," Chris Bodily TM "Back in Black," AC/DC
"Big Fat Bong," Malcolm Higgins "Big Bad John," James Dean
"New Quaaludes," Malcolm Higgins "Blue Suede Shoes," Elvis Presley
"For A Camel, Walk A Mile," Malcolm Higgins "Come On Baby Light My Fire," The Doors
"Failing Away," lebeiW15 "Come Sail Away," Styx
"Rice Cube, Rice Cube," Royce Miller "Daisy Daisy (Bicycle Built for Two)," Traditional
"Don't Sue Me For That," Malcolm Higgins "Don't Do Me Like That," Tom Petty
"Whipped Cream Baby," Malcolm Higgins "Dream Baby," Roy Orbison
"Worst Date v. 2.0," bLiNk*Me*ToM "First Date," Blink 182
"Would They Combine?," Malcolm Higgins "Good Day Sunshine," The Beatles
"Good Adultery (Time With Your Wife)," Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?) "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)," Green Day
"Is A Threesome Better?," Malcolm Higgins "Happy Together," The Turtles
"Hot Fun On The Buffet Line," Wild Man "Hot Fun In The Summertime," Sly and The Family Stone
"I Believe I Will Fry," Mikey F "I Believe I Can Fly," R Kelly
"I Don't Wanna Miss A Day," Chris Pollman "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing," Aerosmith
"I Want To Mow Your Grass," lebeiW15 "I Want To Hold Your Hand," The Beatles
"Delayed Flight," Jon Clemence "I'm With You," Avril Lavigne
"I Hate Dave, Don't U?," Chris Bodily TM "I'm a Slave 4 U," Britney Spears
"If I Were A Democrat," Malcolm Higgins "If I Were A Carpenter," Johnny Cash
"Little Danny DeVito," Claude Prez "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida," Iron Butterfly
"Echinacea," Malcolm Higgins "Infatuation," Rod Stewart
"Mailhouse Talk," Malcolm Higgins "Jailhouse Rock," Elvis Presley
"Piracy," ModernDayCowboy "Jealousy," Queen
"Jesus Loves You," Sarah Cason "Jesus Loves Me," Traditional
"John Joseph Theodore Rzeznik (The Johnny Song)," Raedyn "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt," Traditional
"John Deere, Be Good," Malcolm Higgins "Johnny B. Goode," Chuck Berry
"Miller, Queen," Malcolm Higgins "Killer Queen," Queen
"Lady O'Connor," Tone-Def "Lady Madonna," Beathes
"Learning to Fry," Merry & Pippin "Learning to Fly," Tom Petty
"Peregrin," Malcolm Higgins "Let Em In," Paul McCartney
"The Class Brain," Syncronos "Life In The Fast Lane," The Eagles
"Caffeine," Sarah "Losing Grip," Avril Lavigne
"Lost File," Tone-Def "Love Child," The Supremes
"Masters of Pop-Ups," Jared "Master of Puppets," Metallica
"Mrs Brown, You've Got an Ugly Goiter," Graham Lester "Mrs Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter," Herman's Hermits
"White People," Tone-Def "Night Fever," Bee Gees
"Biological and Chemical Weapons," Lenny Quites "Not Gonna Get Us," T.A.T.U.
"Over Six-Three," Keith GIlman "Only Sixteen," Sam Cooke
"Parody Writer," Michael Pacholek "Paperback Writer," The Beatles
"Parody man," Mikey F "Piano Man," Billy Joel
"Play That Country Music," My name is Kenny "Play That Funky Music," Wild Cherry
"Bumblin' Man," Michael Pacholek "Ramblin' Man," Allman Brothers
"I'm In Hell," Diva "Rebel Yell," Billy Idol
"We're the Buccanners," Wild Man "Reeling In The Years," Steely Dan
"Snoopy," Mikey F "Spooky," Classic IV
"Ciggarette Ditty," Chris Pollman "Suffragette City," David Bowie
"Drugs," Chris Varga "Thank U," Alanis Morissette
"The McDonalds Song(Cooking Greasy)," Mikey F "The 59th Street Bridge Song(Feeling Groovy)," Simon and Garfunkle
"The Queen Dream Themes," Merry & Pippin "The Dream Police," Cheap Trick
"The Girl With Bad Eczema," Malcolm Higgins "The Girl From Ipanema," Frank Sinatra
"The Gal I've Got Lined Up for Malcolm Higgins," Royce Miller "The Little Old Lady from Pasadena," Jan & Dean
"They're My Calvin Kleins," Malcolm Higgins "The Longest Time," Billy Joel
"Going to Kill The Girl From The Rock Show," Starlette Victory "The Rock Show," Blink-182
"Mer and Pip," Malcolm Higgins "Theme From Gilligans Island," Theme Song
"Rivalry," Malcolm Higgins "Valerie," The Monkees
"Walking My Baboon," Malcolm Higgins "Walking On The Moon," The Police
"I'm In Pain," Syncronos "What's Your name?," Lynrd Skynrd
"Bed Wetting," Mikey F "White Wedding," Billy Idol
"Why Snot," Cerise "Why Not," Hilary Duff
"Peregrin Bites," Merry & Pippin "Wuthering Heights," Kate Bush

May 20, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Gatorade," Chris Bodily TM "Ace of Spades," Motorhead
"Knack To Hack," Chris Pollman "Back In Black," AC/DC
"Whitebird," ND Cracker "Blackbird," Beatles
"Midge, She's My Troubled Daughter," Chris Pollman "Bridge Over Troubled Water," Simon & Garfunkel
"Bartender Girl," Malcolm Higgins "Calendar Girl," Neil Sedaka
"Malcolm's Back," Mikey F "Captain Jack," Billy Joel
"Old Age," Phil Alexander "Cocaine," Eric Clapton
"Installment Blues," Chris Pollman "Down Payment Blues," AC/DC
"Stupid White People," Syncronos "Everyday People," Sly and the Family Stone
"Ai In The Sky (Allen Iverson Project)," Yoidy "Eye In The Sky," Alan Parsons Project
"Maggie, Lisa, Marge, Homer, and Bart," Chris Bodily TM "From the Bottom of My Broken Heart," Britney Spears
"Goodflight 09/11," Bin Maclean "Goodnight Saigon," Billy Joel
"Cabrini-Green Acres," Tim Hall "Green Acres," Eddie Albert/Eva Gabor
"I Believe I Can Walk," Bob Gomez "I Believe I Can Fly," R. Kelly
"I Really Need A Girl (No Lying!) Part 1," Manilla Diddy Combs--The Real No Money Records "I Need A Girl Part 1," P. Diddy
"Remix from Prison(dishin')," WhoBettaThanMe "Ignition Remix," R Kelly
"Spammin'," Bob Gomez "Jammin'," Bob Marley and The Wailers
"Taco, Taco Bell," Michael Hack "Macho Man," Village People
"Brintey Spears is Dumb," Lydia D'Angelo "Nice Guys Finish Last," Green Day
"Butcher Nice Songs," Bob Gomez "Put Your Lights On," Santana/Everlast
"(Can't wait for Matrix) Revolutions," Patrick Yoness "Revolution," The Beatles
"Merry Baby," Malcolm Higgins "Sherry Baby," The Four Seasons
"Dumb People," Tim Hall "Short People," Randy Newman
"Sk8er Grrl," Sk8erBoi "Sk8er Boi," Avri Lavigne
"Snobbi Grl," Sugar Bear's Baby "Sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"AmiRight Star," Bob Gomez "So You Want To Be A Rock N Roll Star," The Byrds
"A Pink and Purple Thong," Dark Lord "Somewhere I Belong," Linken Park
"Tie Me Up," Malcolm Higgins "Start Me Up," Rolling Stones
"The Ash Tray," Phil Alexander "The Ash Grove," Traditional Welsh
"The Sound Of Science," Chris Pollman "The Sound Of Silence," Simon & Garfunkel
"Tie Old Malky Down," Malcolm Higgins "Tie Your Mother Down," Queen
"Wheres The Cheese?," Amor E Morte "Wait and Bleed," Slipknot

May 21, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Tune Full Of Boogers," Bob Gomez "A Spoonful Of Sugar," Julie Andrews
"Ari Fleisher," Malcolm Higgins "Albert Flasher," The Guess Who
"Ma-Gus," Jeishii Kanzaki "All Star," Smashmouth
"Mad Cow Arising," Malcolm Higgins "Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"The Ballad of Watson & Crick," Wild Man "Ballad of the Beverly Hillbillies," Flat & Scruggs
"Flattened," Diseased Minds "Blackened," Metallica
"Hey Arnold Version," Jimmy J. "Cleanin' Out My Closet," Eminem
"Show My Bum," Jim A "Come Undone," Robbie Williams
"Dirty Old Time," Bob Ferguson "Dirty Old Town," Ewan McColl
"TV Shows from the Eighties," Jim A "Ebony and Ivory," Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney
"Every Kid Has His Porn," Mikey F "Every Rose Has Its Thorn," Poison
"(I Wanted You) For The Longest Time," JJ Hernandez "For The Longest Time," Billy Joel
"Coke Machine's Out-of-Order," Cameron "Hotel California," The Eagles
"I Believe I Can Fry (NOT gross like the other parody with a similar title)," Anonymous "I Believe I Can Fly," R. Kelly
"I'm Gonna Hurl, Ate Too Much Ramen," Chris Bodily TM "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman," Britney Spears
"It's Miss Miller Tonight," Malcolm Higgins "In The Still Of The Night," The Five Satins
"Syrians," Malcolm Higgins "Innocence," Harlequin
"Syrians," Malcolm Higgins "Innocence," Harlequin
"Keep On Huffin' Glue," Claude Prez "Keep On Loving You," REO Speedwagon
"Keep Crackin Me Baby," Royce Miller "Keep Rockin Me Baby," Steve Miller Band
"I Hate Writing Letters," Meedy Gray "Letters to You," Finch
"Life Has Kicked My Ass," The Great Karlando "Life's Been Good," Joe Walsh
"My Fly," Malcolm Higgins "My Guy," Mary Wells
"Chalk is Lead," Operation Filth "Rock is Dead," Marilyn Manson
"Homeless," Diseased Minds "Shameless," Billy Joel
"I'm Freaking Lazy," JJ Hernandez "She F'n Hates Me," Puddle of Mudd
"Last Call," Malcolm Higgins "Stand Tall," Burton Cummings
"They're Implants On Me," Malcolm Higgins "Take A Chance On Me," Abba
"The Turkey Song," Jim A "The Chicken Song," Spitting Image
"The Death Of The Westchester Herald," Malcolm Higgins "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald," Gordon Lightfoot
"Roll Me Over ( In Mazola)," Malcolm Higgins "Think It Over," Buddy Holly
"Undetectable," King Malcolm and Queen Royce "Unforgettable," Nat King Cole
"Arsenal Fan Blues," Jim A "Worried Man Blues," Woody Guthrie

May 22, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Ham And Two Eggs," Malcolm Higgins "Death On Two Legs," Queen
"Fell In Love With The Mall," Mikey F "Fell In Love With A Girl," White Stripes
"Homeowners are Strange," Royce Miller "Home on the Range," Traditional
"Heidi's Saga Continues: How will I Live," Necrotoxen666 "How Do I Live," Leann Rimes
"I Want All The Girls," JJ Hernandez "I Must Not Chase The Boys," PLAY
"I Don't Like Her One Bit," bLiNk*Me*ToM "I Won't Be Home For Christmas," Blink 182
"Kohler," Yoidy "Landslide," Fleetwood Mac
"Living In A Cast," The Great Karlando "Living In The Past," Jethro Tull
"Corny People," Malcolm Higgins "Lonely People," America
"Mellow Fellow," Malcolm Higgins "Mellow Yellow," Donovan
"Writers Block," Billy Florio "Radar Love," Golden Earring
"Squashin Me Baby," Malcolm Higgins "Rockin Me Baby," Steve Miller
"Mad Cows," Malcolm Higgins "Sad Songs," Elton John
"Fart," Shaun Chinen "Shout," Tears for Fears
"Rundown," Malcolm Higgins "Sundown," Gordon Lightfoot
"The Sex Change," Malcolm Higgins "The Anthem," Good Charlotte
"Moe's Tavern," Tim Hall "Tom's Diner," Suzanne Vega
"Stopped At The Border," Malcolm Higgins "Under The Boardwalk," The Drifters
"You're a Vegetable," Royce Miller "Unforgettable," Nat King Cole
"Hangover," Shaun Chinen "Uptown Girl," Billy Joel
"Girls Gone Wild," The Great Karlando "Wanted Dead Or Alive," Bon Jovi
"Quiddich Is Stupid," Phil Alexander "We Are The Champions," Queen

May 23, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Ginger's Song," Shaun Chinen "Adam's Song," Blink 182
"A W or a Y Song," Merry & Pippin "An Old Fashioned Love Song," Three Dog Night
"Carm's(Soprano) Wide Open," Diva "Arms Wide Open," Creed
"Ballad of Chernobyl," Jim A "Ballad of Easy Rider," The Byrds
"Stall Me," Malcolm Higgins "Call Me," Blondie
"We're the Ninja Turtles," Syncronos "Cleaning Out My Closet," Eminem
"Nags Like A Wife," Jeff Reuben "Cuts Like A Knife," Bryan Adams
"Crazy Driver," lebeiW15 "Easy Lover," Philip Bailey & Phil Collins
"Fat," Mimique and Splashique "Gone," N'sync
"Beckham," Jim A "Heaven," Dj Sammy
"Cinnamon Rolls," lebeiW15 "Holiday Road," Lindsey Buckingham
"I Don't Need That Witches' Brew," Sarah Cason "I Don't Need That Rockin' Chair," George Jones
"I Suffered A Stroke," Malcolm Higgins "I Started A Joke," The Bee Gees
"I be Educated," Floyd's Garage "I Wanna be Sedated," The Ramones
"Photosynthesis," Tone-Def "Irresistible," Jessica Simpson
"Londons Boring," Jim A "Londons Burning," The Clash
"Lose All Year," Mike Armstrong "Lose Yourself," Eminem
"Annika, the Golfing Lady," Bob Gomez "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady," Groucho Marx
"Mao Tse-Tung," Bill Farrell "Macho Man," Village People
"One Inch Fatter," Shaun Chinen "One Step Closer," Linkin Park
"Piano Pimp," Chris Bodily TM "Piano Man," Billy Joel
"Chicks With Muscles Look Like Hell," Malcolm Higgins "Pulling Mussels From The Shell," Squeeze
"Cheese Or Gravy?," Malcolm Higgins "She's A Lady," Tom Jones
"The Heart of Ol' Baghdad," Merry & Pippin "The Heart of Rock and Roll," Huey Lewis and the News
"The Bat Boy is on the Loose," Floyd's Garage "The Old Man Down the Road," John Fogerty
"The Things We Get Rid Of," Merry & Pippin "The Things We Do for Love," 10cc
"Wasting My Dimes (Broken Vending Machine Song)," lebeiW15 "Wasting My Time," Default
"Impromptu Song," Merry & Pippin "Waterloo," Abba
"You Better Get Outta My Face," Malcolm Higgins "We Gotta Get Outta This Place," The Animals
"We Must Parody," Malcolm Higgins "We Just Disagree," Dave Mason
"What's Become Of Our World?," Malcolm Higgins "What A Wonderful World," Louis Armstrong
"Why We Need Depends," Malcolm Higgins "Why Can't We Be Friends?," War
"Women," Malcolm Higgins "Woman," John Lennon

May 26, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"1969," Wild Man "1999," Prince
"25 Songs to go," Syncronos "25 Miles to Go," Edwin Starr
"3 a.m. (Why am I hungry?)," Syncronos "3 a.m. (I must be lonely)," Matchbox 20
"Online Romance," Bob Gomez "A Fine Romance," Fred Astaire
"E-Mail from Ensenada," Royce Miller "A Letter from Camp," Allan Sherman
"A World Wit'out Club," Michael Pacholek "A World Without Love," Peter & Gordon
"All I Wanna Do Is Eat Take Out Food," Malcolm Higgins "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You," Heart
"Viagra," Malcolm Higgins "Amanda," Boston
"Frank n Furt Life," Slim "American Life," Madonna
"American Idol (Go Ahead Maik' My Clay Version)," ParodyKeet "American Woman," Guess Who
"As Long As You'll Love Me," Carsauna "As Long As You Love Me," Backstreet Boys
"Beverly Hillybilly Gates," Guy Di Rito "Ballad of Jed Clampett," Earl Skruggs
"Ballad Of Saddam," Guy DiRito "Ballad of Palladin," Theme Song
"Dems on the Run," Guy DiRIto "Band On The Run," Paul McCartney and Wings
"Ballad of Baghdad Bob," Guy DiRito "Big, Bad John," Jimmy Dean
"I Got A Bum Rapsody," Guy DiRIto "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Wonderin Rhapsody," Malcolm Higgins "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Scars," M. Hale "Cars," Gary Numan
"In Left Field," Malcolm Higgins "Centrefield," John Fogerty
"Cobain," Claude Prez "Cocaine," Eric Clapton
"Aggrivated," Da Chazman "Complicated," Avril Lavigne
"When Your Song's Rated," wdh "Complicated," Avril Lavigne
"Lazy Brain," Mark & Gary Rakes "Crazy Train," Ozzy Osbourne
"Don't Bring Me Cows," Malcolm Higgins "Don't Bring Me Down," Electric Light Orchestra
"Don't Have A Green Card," Syncronos "Down By The School Yard," Paul Simon
"Buck-Naked Skin," MuDdLe "Dust In The Wind," Kansas
"El Gaso," Guy DiRito "El Paso," Marty Robbins
"Losers and the Creeps," Leila and The Flaming Blue Frogs "Flavor of the Weak," American Hi-Fi
"Ghoul In His Cell," Guy DiRito "Fool on the Hill," The Beatles
"For The Longest Time," Bob Gomez "For The Longest Time," Billy Joel
"Set Back," Guy DiRito "Get Back," Paul McCartney and Wings
"Roachbusters," Malcolm Higgins "Ghostbusters," Ray Parker Junior
"Florida," Malcolm Higgins "Gloria," Laura Branigan
"Tight Website (Parody Anthem)," S.T.G. "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)," Jay-Z
"Headed For The Buffet," Mikey F "Headed For A Heartache," Winger
"Popsicle Road," Michael Hack "Hearts Are Gonna Roll," Johnny Van Zant
"Farts," Malcolm Higgins "Hearts," Marty Balin
"Ode To The Cafeteria (Lollipops Flying)," Jenni Sweet Cheese, Diane Inkirine, Lisa the Lucky "Here Come Santa Clause," Traditional Christmas
"House of the Coward's Run," Guy DiRito "House of the Rising Sun," Frijid Pink
"How About You," Ghetto John "How About You," Staind
"I Drove All Night (And Crashed Your Car)," D-Boz "I Drove All Night," Roy Orbinson
"I Saw Her Skating There," Michael Pacholek "I Saw Her Standing There," The Beatles
"I Want a Big Mac!," Syncronos "I Want a New Drug," Huey Lewis and the News
"That Guy From Kung Fu," Chris Bodily TM "I Will Still Love You," Britney Spears
"I'm Canadian," Royce Miller "I'm An Old Cowhand," Bing Crosby
"If You Deceive Me Now," Malcolm Higgins "If You Leave Me Now," Chicago
"Do Not Flip The Dial," Mikey F "In A Little While," Uncle Kracker
"The Bithday Song," Chris Jones "In Da Club," 50 Cent
"In Your Face," Joey "In My Place," Coldplay
"Flipping Out (Road Rage Song)," Melhi "Inside Out," Eve 6
"The Allergy Song (Sinus)," Mikey F "Iris," Goo Goo Dolls
"Black Eyeliner," king Malcolm and Queen Royce "Jet Airliner," Steve Miller
"It Isn't Right," Jeishii Kanzaki "Kryptonite," 3 Doors Down
"Fred Flintstone," Josh Bain "Like A Stone," Audioslave
"Like a Clone," Brandon Robinson "Like a Stone," Audioslave
"Harry Potter," Syncronos "Losing My Religion," R.E.M.
"Drugs Will Keep Us Together," Malcolm Higgins "Love Will Keep Us Together," Captain And Tennille
"Euchre," Malcolm Higgins "Luka," Suzanne Vega
"Spamreader," Malcolm Higgins "Maneater," Hall And Oates
"Many Fish," White Thugs "Many Men," 50 Cent
"Pro Wrestlers Are Bad Actors," Mikey F "Monalisas and Madhatters," Elton John
"My Skirl," Malcolm Higgins "My Girl," The Temptations
"Ode To Summer," Diane Inkirine "Ode To Joy," Beethoven
"Burger Man," wdh "Piano Man," Billy Joel
"The Organist," Michael Pacholek "Piano Man," Billy Joel
"Pilate's Review," Sega "Pilate's Dream," Jesus Christ Superstar
"Pippin & Merry," Tone-Def "Pinky & The Brain theme Song," Animaniacs
"Songs We Write," Ghetto John "Price To Play," Staind
"Bush The Greedy President," Joey "Puff The Magic Dragon," Peter Paul and Mary
"Modem Hays," Guy DiRito "Purple Haze," Jimi Hendrix
"The X-men (part 1)," Syncronos "Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See," Busta Rhymes
"Broccoli," Claude Prez "Rock'n Me," Steve Miller Band
"On The Away Team," Chad White "Runaway Train," Soul Asylum
"Kill That Stupid Gecko," Mikey F "Running With The Devil," Van Halen
"Scenes from a Fast Food Restuarant," Syncronos "Scenes from an Italian Restuarant," Billy Joel
"The Vegetable Song," Bob Gomez "See Me, Feel Me," The Who
"Chunky Thighs," Malcolm Higgins "Sexy Eyes," Dr Hook
"He's gone to Tikrit to hide," Guy DiRito "She Got a Ticket to RIde," Beatles
"Filesharing," Jim A "Shipbuilding," Elvis Costello and the Attractions
"Scratch The Butthole," Tim Hall "Shock The Monkey," Peter Gabriel
"Chillin' with the Huxtables," Syncronos "Simply Irresistible," Robert Palmer
"Bell Operator," Malcolm Higgins "Smooth Operator," Sade
"On Amiright," Ghetto John "So Far Away," Staind
"Unopened Can of Spam," Royce Miller "Solitary Man," Neil Diamond
"Sloshed! For my AP Test," Tone-Def "Stop! In the Name of Love," The Supremes
"Summer Boy Bands," Jeff Billman "Summer Girls," LFO
"Chemestry," Brandon Robinson "Superman," Eminem
"Eurovision," Jim A "Television," Bad Religion
"The Swell Song( The Brady Bunch Anthem)," Ghetto John & Shelly Gal "The Hell Song," Sum 41
"The X-men," Syncronos "The Reflex," Duran Duran
"Whats My Weight Agian?," Loserkid "Whats My Age Agian," blink-182
"Soccer," Joey "Wherever You Will Go," The Calling
"I Can Not See Now," Brandon Robinson "Who Can It Be Now?," Men at Work
"Stamping Out the Terror," Stray Pooch "Working On the Railroad," Irish American Folk Song
"David Beckham," Kimmmmaayyy "Year 3000," Busted
"Year 2000," April Slocombe "Year 3000," Busted
"Mary Jane," Ghetto John "Zoe Jane," Staind

May 27, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"33.3% Sure (I Won't Lose It In '04)," Mike Armstrong "99.9% Sure (I've Never Been Here Before)," Brian McComas
"A House With Much Blame," Guy DiRito "A Horse With No Name," America
"All I Have to Eat is Beans," Merry & Pippin "All I Have to Do is Dream," The Everly Brothers
"Tingle(The Queer Elf)," Josh Bain "Bullet With Butterfly Wings," Smashing Pumpkins
"Cellulite Heroes," Mikey F "Celluloid Heroes," Kinks
"Uncle Tom," Floyd's Garage "Cherry Bomb," The Runaways
"Slot Machine," Tim Hall "Coconut," Harry Nilsson
"Please Leave The Bar," Billy Florio & Ghetto John "Come As You Are," Nirvana
"Keep It 'Frigerated," Polka Person "Come Out and Play," The Offspring
"Billy’s Confused," Chris Pollman "Dazed And Confused," Led Zeppelin
"Thin," Bob Smith "Fat," Weird Al Yankovich
"Friends at Camp Benson," Michael Hack "Friends in Low Places," Garth Brooks
"Michael Meyers(Hack Me With Your Knife)," Josh Bain "Good Riddance(Time Of Your Life)," Green Day
"The Evil Jason Blair," The Minister Of Reality "Hair," The Cowsills
"Seven(a tribute)," Mikey F "Heaven," Warrant
"I Can't Walk Around You," Billy Florio "I Can Dream About You," Dan Hartman
"A Persistant Troll," Jim A "I Love Rock & Roll," Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
"I'm Accident Prone Now," Mikey F "I Think We're Alone Now," Tommy James and the Shandells
"If You're Chicks I'd Love To Do You Tonight," Malcolm Higgins "I'd Really Love To See You Tonight," England Dan And John Ford Coley
"I'm A Schmoo," ShellyGal "I'm With You," Avril Lavigne
"In the Tanning Salon," Merry & Pippin "Indiana Wants Me," R.Dean Taylor
"Prison Bells," Sam I Am "Jingle Bells," Traditional
"Joey, Ross and Rachel," Jonathan C. "Joey," Concrete Blonde
"Let's Hear It For McCoy," Chris Bodily TM "Let's Hear It For the Boy," Denise Williams
"Fishing," Jeff Reuben and Roxanne Kircher "Picture," Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow
"Socks ( Part 5)," Ghetto John "Pop," N'sync
"Quit Blaming Me for your Farts," Floyd's Garage "Quit Playing Games with my Heart," Backstreet Boys
"All In Fun," Malcolm Higgins "Still The One," Orleans
"S.P.A.M. (Eating Spam is Painless)," Polka Person "Suicide Is Painless (the MASH song)," Johnny Mandel
"Double D," Floyd's Garage "TNT," AC DC
"Fake It, To The Limit," Malcolm Higgins "Take It To The Limit," The Eagles
"The Candy Song For People Who Loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Candy Like I Mean You Love It Not Like So Dont Argue With The Kind Of Candy," BiGdUdE111 "The Hell Song," Sum 41
"The Mourning After," Merry & Pippin "The Morning After," Maureen McGovern
"I Want to be Given All of My Coke Free," Merry & Pippin "Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree," Tony Orlando and Dawn
"Mimsie," Andrea Huckstep "Windy," The Association
"Upper Class Weirdo," Jim A "Working Class Hero," John Lennon

May 28, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"All Is Merde," Sir Ix-a-lot "All I Want," Offspring
"Cheeky Girls," Me, myself and ... "Barbie Girl," Aqua
"Musical," Malcolm Higgins "Beautiful," Christina Aguilera
"Blasted On Wine," Malcolm Higins "Bottle Of Wine," Tom Paxton
"Suicide," Floyd's Garage "Cherry Pie," Warrant
"Two Foot Putt," Malcolm Higins "Coconut," Nilsson
"Yellow Is The Color," Bob Gomez "Colours," Donovan
"TV Land," Tim Hall "Heart Shaped Box," Nirvana
"Web Log," Claude Prez "Hound Dog," Elvis Presley
"Bad Season," Mikey F "Mad Season," Matchbox 20
"Another Bastard Spammer," Phil Alexander "Maxwell's Silver Hammer," The Beatles
"Modem Love," Malcolm Higgins "Modern Love," David Bowie
"Barndance," Malcolm Higgins "Moondance," Van Morrison
"Cyber Lovers," Queen Royce & King Malcolm "Part Time Lover," Stevie Wonder
"I Dont Like Gays(The Homophobic Song)," Mikey F "People Are Strange," Doors
"I've Seen Islamic Revolutions," Bob Gomez "Revolution," The Beatles
"She's Got Tourette's," Snaggletoth "She's Got The Look," Roxette
"The Hands That Built the NHL," Moosehead "The Hands That Built America," U2
"My Alpenhorn," Merry & Pippin "The Unicorn," The Irish Rovers
"Buy Some Toilet Paper Don't Make Me Use Leaves," Royce Miller "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree," Tony Orlando & Dawn
"Tom's Goolies," Malcolm Higgins "Tom Dooley," The Kingston Trio
"I'm Not A Total Wanker," Phil Alexander "Una Paloma Blanca," George Baker
"What It's Like to Beam Me," Chris Bodily TM "What It's Like to Be Me," Britney Spears
"When The Bubble Comes Down," Jeff Reuben "When Heaven Comes Down," Dokken

May 29, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Six Foot Bong," Necrotoxen666 "(This song is Just) Six Words Long," Weird Al
"All Cramped, All Cramped," The Anti-Corporate Outlaw "All Dead, All Dead," Queen
"Twice my Size," Necrotoxen666 "Always On My Mind," Willie Nelson
"Bacardi," Tone-Def "Army," Ben Folds Five
"Traffic School Dropout," KCJ "Beauty School Dropout," Frankie Avalon
"Royce," Malcolm Higgins "Boys," The Beatles
"SARS," Eric Steiner "Cars," Gary Numan
"No Way-O (The Ugly Old Goat Song)," Guy DiRito "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)," Harry Belafonte
"Dough Ray Me," Royce Miller "Do Re Mi," Julie Andrews
"Condit," Malcolm Higgins "Donna," Richie Valens
"So Wrong," Shaun Chinen "Headstrong," Trapt
"Jello Pudding," Floyd's Garage "Hello Goodbye," The Beatles
"Gitch Up Inside," Malcolm Higgins "Hitchin A Ride," Vanity Faire
"I'll Be Fat," Malcolm Higgins "I'll Be Back," The Beatles
"I'm So Wired," Malcolm Higgins "I'm So Tired," The Beatles
"I've Got A Broken Down Car," Billy Florio "I've got a Rock and Roll heart," Eric Clapton
"Morocco," Malcolm Higgins "La Bamba," Richie Valens
"Swallowed Bone," Shaun Chinen "Like a Stone," Audioslave
"Linger (literally)," Yoidy "Linger," Cranberrys
"Lonely Hungry People," Yoidy "Lonely People," America
"Chucky (The Doll)," Chris Bodily TM "Lucky," Britney Spears
"Prozac Generation," Tim Hall "My Generation," The Who
"Pablum Child," Malcolm Higgins "Problem Child," AC/DC
"Ollieing Away," Salman "Running Away," Hoobastank
"Priest Hood," Necrotoxen666 "Tubthumping," Chumbawamba
"Cheech and Chong," Tim Hall "Up In Smoke," Cheech and Chong
"What I Like About Pooh," Malcolm Higgins "What I Like About You," The Romantics
"What's Biology?," bLiNk*Me*ToM "What's My Age Again?," Blink 182
"When I Yawn," Salman "When I'm Gone," 3 Doors Down
"Who'll Clean The Drain," Mikey F "Who'll Stop The Rain," Creedence Clearwater Rivival

May 30, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Disconnection in 5,6,7,8..," BarbieBimbo "5,6,7,8," Steps
"All My Cows," Malcolm Higgins "All Right Now," Free
"Bonerland," Im Weasel "America," Simon & Garfunkel
"Back With Your B.s. For Sure," Alvin Rhodes "Back in the USSR," The Beatles
"Big Buns," Chris Pollman "Big Gun," AC/DC
"Blackbirds to Boo Birds (WT)," Guy DiRito "Blackbird," Paul McCartney
"Bureaucracy," Jim A "Controversy," Prince
"Tomb Raider," BarbieBimbo "Cool Rider (From the movie Grease 2)," Michelle Pfeiffer
"Roycie's Song," Malcolm Higgins "Danny's Song," Anne Murray
"Don't Vote That Clown," Michael Pacholek "Don't Bring Me Down," Electric Light Orchestra
"Psychic Phoneline Blues," Melhi "East Virginia Blues," Traditional
"Moose And Squirrel," Rice Cube & Watt Daddy "Everybody Wants To Rule The World," Tears For Fears
"Geek Like Me," SaX "Freak Like Me," Sugababes
"No Mad Cow," Malcolm Higgins "Hold Me Now," Thompson Twins
"Islam Bound," Zaphod beeble brox "Homeward bound," Simon and Garfunkle
"I Believe I Can Shop," HybridObsession + LimboPrimordialVersace "I Believe I Can Fly," R.Kelly
"I Hate Perfume," Static "I Get Knocked Down," Chumbawumba
"I'd Do Anything," Necrotoxen666 "I'd Do Anything," Simple Plan
"It's Menstruation," Malcolm Higgins "Infatuation," Rod Stewart
"I Entered The Gay Pride Open," Malcolm Higgins "Into The Great Wide Open," Tom Petty
"It's A Good Life If You Don't CS," Seizurebleak "It's A Good Life If You Don't Weaken," The Tragically Hip
"Ferdinand's," Yoidy "Jungleland," Bruce Springsteen
"The Way You Really Are," Royce Miller "Just the Way You Are," Billy Joel
"Chromosomes," Guy DiRito "Kodachrome," Paul Simon
"Chromosome," Guy DiRito "Kodachrome," Paul Simon
"Drinkin' all the Mad Dog," Floyd's Garage "Livin' After Midnight," Judas Priest
"Forgive me, I have A.D.D.," Wild man "Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee," Stockard Channing
"Drug Trade," My name is Kenny "Love Train," The O'Jays
"Mr Hojangles," Yoidy "Mr Bojangles," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
"All You Democrats," Adam Bernstein "Mr. Tambourine Man," Bob Dylan
"O Debt," Melhi "O Death," Ralph Stanley
"One Month More (till graduation)," neminem "One Day More," Les Miserables
"Comic Fan," Zaphod Beeblebrox "Piano Man," Billy Joel
"Wimp Juice," white thugs "Pimp Juice," Nelly
"Shag Doll," Malcolm Higgins "Rag Doll," Aerosmith
"Drinkin' my Jim Beam," Floyd's Garage "Runnin' Down a Dream," Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
"Got Mosquitos Every Night," Malcolm Higgins "Sausalito Summer Night," Deisel
"Walking in Your Sleep," lebeiW15 "Talking in Your Sleep," The Romantics
"Ode to Chris Carrabba," Momo "The Brilliant Dance," Dashboard Confessional
"The Cereal Song," lebeiW15 "The Logical Song," Supertramp
"The Line," BarbieBimbo "The Sign," Ace of Base
"Unkempt," Tone-Def "Unwell," Matchbox 20
"Want a New Song to Write," lebeiW15 "Wanted Dead or Alive," Bon Jovi
"When I'm 84," Michael Pacholek "When I'm 64," The Beatles
"(It's Fun to Play in the) LPGA," "YMCA," Village People
"Dying Regime," Devin Manis "Yellow Submarine," Beatles
"You're The One That I Want," Steven Cavanagh "You're The One That I Want," Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta
"You've Got Another Beer Comin'," Mark Rakes "You've Got Another Thing Comin'," Judas Priest


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