These are arranged alphabetically by the original song name.
May 1, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "19-2000" |
Gorillaz |
"I'm High - Too Drowsy" |
"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)" |
| "59th Street Bridge Song (feeling groovy)" |
Simon and Garfunkle |
"59th Street High School Song (feelin' boobies)" |
"ace@bigaceandbravo.com" |
| "Bohemian Rhapsody" |
Queen |
"Biology Rhapsody" |
"Peter (the Reader)" |
| "Broken Wings" |
Mr. Mister |
"Take This T.V. Away" |
"Michael Hack" |
| "Cheap Sunglasses" |
Zz Top |
"Sweet Molasses" |
"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's" |
| "Crazy on You" |
Heart/Ann Wilson |
"Crazy Rightwing" |
"Adam Bernstein" |
| "Crocodile Rock" |
Elton John |
"Crocodile Shlock" |
"Michael Pacholek" |
| "Devil Inside" |
Inxs |
"Rebel Inside" |
"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's" |
| "Devil Inside" |
Inxs |
"Shovel's Inside" |
"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's" |
| "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" |
Poison |
"Every Show Has Its Porn" |
"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's" |
| "Got The Life" |
Korn |
"Got No Life (The Al Gore Mix)" |
"Josh Bain" |
| "Hey Jude" |
The Beatles |
"Rave Nude" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "I Want To Break Free" |
Queen |
"I Think Logically" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "I'm The Only One" |
Melissa Ethridge |
"I'm The Crazy One" |
"T-Dawg" |
| "If I Were A Rich Man" |
Zero Mostel (Fiddler on the Roof) |
"If I Were The Dark Lord" |
"Phil Alexander" |
| "Leaning on a Lamp Post" |
Herman's Hermits |
"Leaning on a Lamp, Phil" |
"Royce Miller" |
| "Mrs. Robinson" |
Simon & Garfunkel |
"David Robinson" |
"Tone-Def" |
| "One More Day" |
Diamond Rio |
"One More Keg" |
"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's" |
| "One Step Closer" |
Linkin Park |
"One Day A Man Woke Up And Decided To Go To The Bar And Get Drunk But That Did Not Work Out And Now Everyone Hates Him :)" |
"BiGdUdE111" |
| "Revolution" |
The Beatles |
"Prostitution" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Rough Boy" |
ZZ Top |
"Rough Toy" |
"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's" |
| "Short People" |
Randy Newman |
"Golf People" |
"Royce Miller" |
| "Sleeping Bag" |
ZZ Top |
"(What Died In That ) Sleeping Bag" |
"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's" |
| "Somebody to Love" |
Jefferson Airplane |
"A Palestinian State" |
"Adam Bernstein" |
| "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" |
The Tokens |
"Osama Sleeps Tonight" |
"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)" |
| "Tropical Depression" |
Alan Jackson |
"Economical Recession" |
"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's" |
| "Up To My Ears In Tears" |
Alan Jackson |
"Up To Our Ears In Beers" |
"T. Marie T....lots of AKA's" |
| "Why Not" |
Hilary Duff |
"Eat Snot" |
"Billy Shoengarth" |
| "Yahwah (I chop nahwah)" |
John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra |
"Power (Song of General Electric)" |
"Peter (the Reader)" |
May 2, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "And When I Die" |
Blood Sweat And Tears |
"And When I'm High" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Bend Me Shape Me" |
American Breed |
"Mend Me, Shapely" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" |
Eiffel 65 |
"Ah-Choo (I Just Sneezed)" |
"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)" |
| "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" |
The Beatles |
"Piranha Stole Your Hand" |
"Claude Prez" |
| "I'm Just A Gigolo" |
Not David Lee Roth |
"I've Tasted Ringolos" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "If You Want Blood (You Got It)" |
AC/DC |
"If You Want Scuds (We Got 'Em)" |
"Chris Pollman" |
| "In Da Club" |
50 Cent |
"I Bought A Sub" |
"Detroit kid" |
| "In The Bath" |
Flanders and Swann |
"At The Count" |
"Phil Alexander" |
| "Like A Stone" |
Audioslave |
"Like A Scone" |
"Nat*ly" |
| "Lovely Rita (Meter Maid)" |
The Beatles |
"Lovely Leia (Rebel Queen)" |
"Peter (the Reader)" |
| "Meet The Creeper" |
Rob Zombie |
"Meet The Creeper (Dubya Version)" |
"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)" |
| "More That I Can Say" |
Leo Sayer |
"More Than I Can Pay" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Our Lips Are Sealed" |
The GoGos |
"My Buns Are Steel" |
"Merry & Pippin" |
| "Passionate Kisses" |
Mary Chapin Carpenter |
"Slashin' The Missus" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Reelin In The Years" |
Steely Dan |
"Peelin There For Years" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Reeling in the Years" |
Steely Dan |
"Stealing Things from Sears" |
"Merry & Pippin" |
| "Squeeze Box" |
The Who |
"Sleaze Talk" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Stayin' Alive" |
Bee Gees |
"Learnin' To Drive" |
"Scooby Doo2" |
| "The Oscar Meyer Weiner Song" |
Traditional |
"The President Bush Song" |
"Peter (the Reader)" |
| "The Sounds Of Silence" |
Simon And Garfinkel |
"The Town's Compliance" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Tragedy" |
Bee Gees |
"Comedy" |
"Scooby Doo2" |
| "Trogdor (The Burnninator)" |
Strong Bad |
"Castro (The Cubanator)" |
"Peter (the Reader)" |
| "Willin'" |
Linda Ronstadt |
"Grillin'" |
"Bob Gomez" |
| "Witchy Woman" |
Eagles |
"Screechy Woman" |
"Royce Miller" |
| "You're So Vain" |
Carly Simon |
"You're Hussein" |
"Chris Bodily TM" |
May 5, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "A Few Of My Favourite Things" |
Julie Andrews |
"A Few Of My Favourite Drinks" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "A Whiter Shade Of Pale" |
Procal Harum |
"A Bigger Glass Of Ale" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "All She Wants To Do Is Dance" |
Don Henly |
"All He Wants Is Lower Tax" |
"Mark Hoolihan" |
| "All Star" |
Smash Mouth |
"Do You Like Eggs?" |
"Paco804" |
| "All You Need Is Love" |
The Beatles |
"All You Need Is Drugs" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "All You Zombies" |
The Hooters |
"All Those Combies" |
"Merry & Pippin" |
| "Always" |
Saliva |
"Always (Rejected)" |
"Nasty Nick" |
| "American Pie" |
Don Maclean |
"Americans Died" |
"Bin Maclean" |
| "Aquarius" |
5th Dimension/Cast of Hair |
"Hollywood" |
"Adam Bernstein" |
| "Autumn Goodbye" |
Britney Spears |
"Saddam Goodbye" |
"Chris Bodily TM" |
| "Back in the U.S.S.R." |
The Beatles |
"Back in the Airport's Bar" |
"Billy Florio" |
| "Bad Moon Rising" |
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
"There's A Bathroom On The Right" |
"Kentucky Toad" |
| "Barbara Ann" |
Le Garcons De La Plaige |
"Drugged He Ran" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Bargain" |
The Who |
"(Free Music Is A) Bargain" |
"Conrad F." |
| "Battle Hymn Of the Republic" |
Traditional |
"My New Computer" |
"Zaphod Beeblebrox" |
| "Bohemian Rhapsody" |
Queen |
"Nickelodeon Rhapsody" |
"Ben M" |
| "Bohemian Rhapsody" |
Queen |
"Nickelodeon Rhapsody" |
"Ben M" |
| "Brown Sugar" |
The Rolling Stones |
"Royce Miller" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Cars" |
Gary Numan |
"SARS" |
"Chris Bodily TM" |
| "Cleanin Out My Closet" |
Eminem |
"Takin Out The Garbage" |
"Detroit Kid" |
| "Daddy Won't Sell The Farm" |
Montgomery Gentry |
"Johnny Won't Leave The Bar" |
"Jeff Reuben" |
| "Desire" |
U2 |
"Ghost Rider" |
"Josh Bain" |
| "Dirrty" |
Christina Aguilera |
"Poopy" |
"Lacy" |
| "Dreadlock Holiday" |
10 cc |
"Gridlock Holiday" |
"Merry & Pippin" |
| "Fool In The Rain" |
Led Zeppelin |
"Fool In The Reign" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "Frankenstein Place" |
Susan Sarandon And Barry Bostwick |
"Dr. Gero place" |
"Saiyanfurter" |
| "Help Me Make It Through The Night" |
Freddy Fender |
"Help Me Make It Good And Tight" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Hey Big Spender" |
Shirley Bassey |
"Hey Knob Ender" |
"Jan Hayes" |
| "Hey You, Get Offa My Cloud" |
The Rolling Stones |
"Hey McCloud! Get Offa My Yew" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "I Started a Joke" |
BeeGees |
"I Studied a Fluke (Flatworm Trilogy, part 3)" |
"Merry & Pippin" |
| "I Want A New Drug" |
Huey Lewis And The News |
"I Want A New Pug" |
"Chris Pollman" |
| "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing" |
Traditional |
"I'd Like To Teach The World To Drink" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "I'll Never Fall In Love Again" |
Burt Bacharach |
"I'll Never Vomit Blood Again" |
"Tim Hall" |
| "In Da Club" |
50 Cent |
"In Da Tub" |
"50 Bent" |
| "Is That Love" |
Squeeze |
"Is That Drugs?" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Jean" |
Oliver |
"Tong" |
"Merry & Pippin" |
| "Karma Chameleon" |
Culture Club |
"Plana-Planarian (Flatworm Trilogy, part 2)" |
"Merry & Pippin" |
| "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" |
Bob Dylan |
"Drunk and Fallin' On the Floor" |
"Michael Pacholek" |
| "Learnin' To Fly" |
Tom Petty |
"Learnin' To Drive" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Love Is The Answer" |
England Dan & John Ford Coley |
"Shrub Ain't The Answer" |
"William Tong" |
| "More, More, More" |
The Andrea True Connection |
"Mow, Mow, Mow" |
"lebeiW15" |
| "Mull Of Kintyre" |
Paul McCartney |
"Got A Flat Tire" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "One Step Closer" |
Linkin Park |
"Computers :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :" |
"BiGdUdE111" |
| "Pride(In the name of love)" |
U2 |
"Krueger(In the name of the glove)" |
"Josh Bain" |
| "Reflection" |
Mulan Soundtrack |
"Report Card" |
"HELPI'MNUTS!" |
| "Rocket Man" |
Elton John |
"Smokin' Man" |
"Gary Robbins" |
| "Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town" |
Kenny Rogers |
"Trudy, Don't Take My Rug To Town" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Shaving Cream" |
Benny Bell |
"Billiards Ball" |
"Tone-Def" |
| "Somewhere I Belong" |
Linkin Park |
"Somewhere I Can Bong" |
"Dr Hydro" |
| "Speed Demon" |
Micheal Jackson |
"Fast Food" |
"Andrew Wood" |
| "Take A Chance On Me" |
ABBA |
"Take A Check From Me" |
"Scooby Doo2" |
| "Take Me to the River" |
The Talking Heads |
"Tapeworm's in My Liver (Flatworm Trilogy, part 1)" |
"Merry & Pippin" |
| "The Ballad of John and Yoko" |
The Beatles |
"The Ballad of the War Protestors" |
"Michael Pacholek" |
| "The Miracle" |
Queen |
"A Test Tickle" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Thinkin' About You" |
Britney Spears |
"Thinkin' About You (Saddam)" |
"Chris Bodily TM" |
| "Wait And Bleed" |
SlipKnoT |
"Wait and Bleed (Country Mix)" |
"Jamie Pattinson" |
| "We Are the Champions" |
Queen |
"We Are the Campers" |
"Merry & Pippin" |
| "We're In This Love Together" |
Al Jarreau |
"Fear and The Shrub Together" |
"William Tong" |
| "What The World Needs Now, Is Love, Sweet Love" |
Burt Bacharach |
"What The Country Needs Is Less Fast Food" |
"Tim Hall" |
| "When The Levy Breaks" |
Led Zeppelin |
"When My Chevy Breaks" |
"Chris Pollman" |
| "You Keep Me Hangin' On" |
The Supremes |
"You Keep On Hangin' Up" |
"Scooby Doo2" |
| "You're The Biggest Part of Me" |
Ambrosia |
"Bush's Big Hypocrisy" |
"William Tong" |
May 6, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "Always A Woman To Me" |
Billy Joel |
"Seems Like A Woman To Me" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Beth" |
Kiss |
"Meth" |
"Chris Pollman" |
| "Boogie Nights" |
Heatwave |
"Boogie Wipes" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Cars" |
Gary Numan |
"Bars" |
"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)" |
| "Cold As Ice" |
Foreigner |
"(George has)" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Double Vision" |
Foreigner |
"Television" |
"Chris Pollman" |
| "Footloose" |
Kenny Loggins |
"Froot Loops" |
"Tone-Def" |
| "I Wanna Be Sedated" |
The Ramones |
"I Wanna Eat A Maiden (The Dragon's song)" |
"Tone-Def" |
| "I Will Survive" |
Gloria Gaynor |
"I'll Learn To Drive" |
"Jan Hayes" |
| "In The Navy" |
Village People |
"Pass The Gravy" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Lido Shuffle" |
Boz Scaggs |
"CuJo Shuffle" |
"Michael Pacholek" |
| "Lucky" |
Britney Spears |
"Sucky (The Anti-Avril Theme)" |
"Lacy" |
| "No One Knows" |
Queens Of The Stone Age |
"Wipe Your Nose" |
"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)" |
| "Puff, The Magic Dragon" |
Peter, Paul & Mary |
"Some Kids Were Left Behind" |
"Bob Asher" |
| "Put Another Log on the Fire" |
Tompall Glaser |
"The Last Log on the Fire" |
"Pamela Hayse" |
| "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" |
Tradidtional |
"Bolie, the Hi-Tech Sorceress" |
"Sarah Cason" |
| "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town" |
Tradidtional |
"Bolenilla's Lurkin' in Town" |
"Sarah Cason" |
| "Stayin Alive" |
The Beegees |
"Slayin The Wife" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "The Egg" |
Eifel 65 |
"Blue" |
"paco804" |
| "Those Were The Days" |
Archie Bunker |
"Those Were The Days (the 1990's)" |
"Tim Hall" |
| "Touch Me In The Morning" |
Diana Ross |
"Floss Me In The Morning" |
"Bob Gomez" |
| "Tragedy" |
Steps |
"Tragic" |
"theholyflyingpants" |
| "U Can't Touch This" |
MC Hammer |
"Kent Justice!" |
"Jo Cordery" |
| "Up,Up, Up" |
Shania Twain |
"Don't Give Up Hope" |
"Tobey's Spider-Girl" |
| "We Are Family" |
Sister Sledge |
"We Hate Gravity" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "What I Like About You" |
The Romantics |
"What I Like About Jews!" |
"Bob Gomez" |
| "Whats My Age Again" |
Blink 182 |
"Wheres My Cherry Pie" |
"Anti Avril" |
| "When Worlds Collide" |
Powerman 5000 |
"When Bums Get High" |
"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)" |
| "You're Gonna Lose That Girl" |
The Beatles |
"You've Gotta Booze That Girl" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "You're Sixteen" |
Ringo Starr |
"You're Six Weeks" |
"Tone-Def" |
May 7, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "20th Century Boy" |
T. Rex |
"Too Modern Boi" |
"Silver Bat" |
| "All Shook Up" |
Elvis Presley |
"All Shook Up (the scared version)" |
"Sarah Cason" |
| "Amazed" |
Lonestar |
"Baby, Can I Graze By You?" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Beth" |
Kiss |
"Math" |
"Joelle" |
| "Blood Brothers" |
Papa Roach |
"Crud Dubbers" |
"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)" |
| "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" |
Neil Sedaka |
"Bakin' Pups In Lard For Stew" |
"Claude Prez" |
| "Call Me The Breeze" |
Lynyrd Skynyrd |
"Cutting The Cheese" |
"Chris Pollman" |
| "Do it with Madonna" |
Androids |
"Do it with Trish Stratus" |
"James Ferrier" |
| "Easy" |
Commodores |
"Greasy" |
"Tim Hall" |
| "Evil Eye" |
Fu Manchu |
"Evil Guy" |
"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)" |
| "Fill Me In (Part 2)" |
Craig David |
"Fill My Plate (Part 2)" |
"Neo Matrix" |
| "For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)" |
AC/DC |
"For Those Who Can't Walk (We Assist You)" |
"Chris Pollman" |
| "Gimmie Back My Bullets" |
Lynyrd Skynyrd |
"Growing Back My Mullet" |
"Chris Pollman" |
| "Have A Drink On Me" |
AC/DC |
"Have A Click On Me" |
"Sixx" |
| "I Can't Dance" |
Genesis |
"I Can't Drive" |
"Michael Pacholek" |
| "I Will Survive" |
Gloria Gaynor |
"I Will Survive: The Gamer's Story" |
"Little Lion" |
| "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" |
The Proclaimers |
"I'm Gonna Be (500 Missiles)" |
"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)" |
| "I'm In A Hurry (and Don't Know Why)" |
Alabama |
"I'm Eatin Curry (and Don't Know Why)" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Lola" |
The Kinks |
"Zola" |
"Phil Alexander" |
| "Purple Haze" |
Jimi Hendrix |
"Purple Hose" |
"Bob Gomez" |
| "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" |
Traditional |
"Michael's Parodies Are Renowned" |
"Merry & Pippin" |
| "Seven Nation Army" |
The White Stripes |
"Declaration of Independence" |
"M.S.G" |
| "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain" |
Traditional |
"They'll be Comin' From Atlanta" |
"Sarah Cason" |
| "Shiny Happy People" |
REM |
"Dirty Nappy People" |
"Steven Cavanagh" |
| "Smells Like Teen Spirit" |
Nirvana |
"Smells Like Bad Lyrics" |
"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)" |
| "Sunny Afternoon" |
Kinks |
"Funny, Damn Cartoon" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "Swing Swing" |
All American Rejects |
"Bling Bling" |
"Derek Aguilar" |
| "The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feeling Groovy)" |
Simon & Garfunkel |
"The Sesame Street Binge Song (Eating Cookies)" |
"Tone-Def" |
| "The Young and the Hopeless" |
Good Charlotte |
"The Bored and the Lonely" |
"Carly" |
| "The Young and the Hopeless" |
Good Charlotte |
"The Bored and the Lonely" |
"Carly" |
| "Warning" |
Green Day |
"Stephen King" |
"Josh Bain" |
| "Waterloo" |
ABBA |
"Waterloo, Iowa" |
"Wxyztv" |
| "Welcome To Atlanta" |
Ludacris |
"Welcome To G.T (Gifted and Talented" |
"Papamelhorn" |
| "What The World Needs Now Is Love" |
Jackie DeShannon |
"What The World Needs Now (Is Rugs, Sweet Rugs)" |
"Bob Gomez" |
| "You Just Like Me 'Cus I'm Good in Bed" |
Skyhooks |
"We Think Malcolm Would Be Good in Bed" |
"Merry & Pippin" |
May 8, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "Badlands" |
AC/DC |
"Bad Bands" |
"Chris Pollman" |
| "Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite" |
The Beatles |
"Being To The Benefit Of Mr Pete" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Bend Me Shape Me" |
American Breed |
"Strike Me Smite Me" |
"Phil Alexander" |
| "Black Math" |
White Stripes |
"Flapjacks" |
"Chris Pollman" |
| "Blackened" |
Metallica |
"Icon" |
"Chris Bodily TM" |
| "Blessed" |
Elton John |
"Dressed" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Blue Eyes" |
Elton John |
"Two Guys" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Celebrity!" |
Brad Paisley |
"A Parody!" |
"Ghetto John" |
| "Cowboys from Hell" |
Pantera |
"Callers from Hell" |
"SixX" |
| "Dream On" |
Aerosmith |
"Beamos" |
"Whomprat" |
| "Eye In The Sky" |
Alan Parsons Project |
"If You Ask Why or Defy" |
"William Tong" |
| "Fell in Love with a girl" |
White Stripes |
"Are You A Boy Or A Girl? (the Merry And Pippin Song)" |
"Billy Florio" |
| "Hey, Mickey!" |
Toni Basil |
"Aw, Croikey!" |
"M.S.G" |
| "I Believe I Can Fly" |
R. Kelly |
"Don't Believe Bush's Lie" |
"William Tong" |
| "I Wanna Be Your Man" |
The Beatles |
"I Really Need A Tan" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "I'm A Loser" |
The Beatles |
"I'm A Hoser" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "I'm A Loser" |
The Beatles |
"I'm A User" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "I'm Free" |
The Who |
"I'm Free (Pete Breathes A Sigh Of Relief)" |
"Alex Murray" |
| "In Da Club" |
50 Cent |
"Sam's Club" |
"MC Budder" |
| "Ironic" |
Alanis Morrissette |
"Teutonic" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Magic Carpet Ride" |
Steppenwolf |
"Magic Harley Ride" |
"Wild Man" |
| "Nothing Else Matters" |
Metallica |
"Hide Your Face" |
"Lloyd Fox" |
| "Numb" |
Linkin Park |
"Kill The World!!!!!" |
"BiGdUdE111" |
| "Play That Funky Music White Boy" |
Wild Cherry |
"Catch That Funky Killer White Boy" |
"Rubytwosdaze" |
| "Please Please Me" |
The Beatles |
"Please Freeze Me" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "She Loves You" |
The Beatles |
"They Love Me" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Shop Around" |
Smoky Robinson & The Miracles |
"Bush Had To Stop Saddam" |
"William Tong" |
| "Song 2" |
Blur |
"Bong 2" |
"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)" |
| "Sugar Shack" |
Jimmy Gilmer & The Fireballs |
"Poodle Hat" |
"Tone-Def" |
| "Superman (It's Not Easy)" |
Five For Fighting |
"Superfly (It's Just Creepy)" |
"Mr. Demsey" |
| "Surfside 6" |
Mack David/Jerry Livingston |
"Motel 6" |
"Tim Hall" |
| "Tainted Love" |
Soft Cell |
"Tainted Blood" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "The Arms Of Mary" |
Ian and George Sutherland |
"The Charms Of Merry" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "The Big Money" |
Rush |
"Bill Tong" |
"Tim Simning" |
| "The Loco-Motion" |
Kylie Minogue |
"Another Lotion" |
"Michael Hack" |
| "The Night Before" |
The Beatles |
"Was He White Before?" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "The People in your Neighborhood" |
Sesame Street |
"The Terrorists Are People in Your Neighborhood" |
"Richard Levinson" |
| "Times Like These" |
Foo Fighters |
"Rhymes Like These" |
"Michael Florio & Ghetto John" |
| "With Arms Wide Open" |
Creed |
"The Door Wont Open" |
"Ghetto John & Monaco Chris" |
| "Yellow Submarine" |
The Beatles |
"Acid Trip Machine" |
"Phil Alexander" |
| "You Cant Always Get What You Want" |
Rolling Stones |
"You Can Only Use Twelve Point Font(classroom Opera #5)" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "You'll Acompany Me" |
Bob Seger |
"You'll Succumb To Me" |
"Malcolm Higins" |
May 9, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "An Innocent Man" |
Billy Joel |
"An Innocent Man (As OJ Pleads)" |
"Chris Pollman" |
| "Baby Got Back" |
Sir Mix A Lot |
"Truckin' Aint Like That" |
"bob777" |
| "Bad Moon Rising" |
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
"That's A Baboon On The Right" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Because I Got High" |
Afroman |
"Because You're Both Guys" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Brown Sugar" |
Rolling Stones |
"Fred Krueger" |
"Chris Bodily TM" |
| "Cars" |
Gary Numan |
"SARS" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "Come What May" |
Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman |
"On e-Bay" |
"Jammin' Jeff" |
| "Complicated" |
Carolyn Dawn Johnson |
"Amputated" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know" |
Britney Spears |
"Don't Tell Me that Britney's a Ho" |
"Chris Bodily TM" |
| "Down Under" |
Men at Work |
"Down Under" |
"Merry & Pippin" |
| "Dragula" |
Rob Zombie |
"Cragula" |
"Operation Filth" |
| "Express Yourself" |
Madonna |
"Express Yourself (1 for anyone mix)" |
"T-Dawg" |
| "Fade To Black" |
Metallica |
"Fade From Black" |
"Chris Pollman" |
| "Fighter" |
Christina Aguilera |
"Spider" |
"Yoidy" |
| "Five Foot Two" |
Ray Henderson |
"Six Foot Two" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "For Your Love" |
Yardbirds |
"The Sperm Doning Song(for A Son)" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" |
Elton John |
"Romeo and Juliet" |
"Adam Bernstein" |
| "Guitarzan" |
Ray Stevens |
"Pip's A Man" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Help!" |
The Beatles |
"Smut!" |
"Phil Alexander" |
| "Hotel California" |
Eagles |
"Roast Beef with Belogna" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "I Started a Joke" |
The Bee Gees |
"I Shook up a Coke" |
"Royce Miller" |
| "I'm Just Wild About Harry" |
Eubie Blake/Judy Garland |
"Mizzou's Wild About Larry" |
"Jonathan C." |
| "It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" |
Billy Joel |
"It's Just English Tests To Me" |
"Chris Pollman" |
| "Jack And Diane" |
John Cougar Mellencamp |
"Black And Cayenne" |
"Claude Prez" |
| "Kiss On My List" |
Hall & Oates |
"Chris, The One We'll Miss" |
"robzombie450" |
| "Lawyers in Love" |
Jackson Browne |
"Voyeurs Above" |
"Merry & Pippin" |
| "Lets Roll" |
Neil Young |
"Pass Go" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "Lookin Out My Back Door" |
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
"Got My Sights On Two More" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "My Old Man's A Dustman" |
Lonnie Donnegan |
"I Work For A Surgeon" |
"Jan Hayes" |
| "People Are Strange" |
The Doors |
"These Two Are Strange" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Refugee" |
Tom Petty |
"Refugee" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Row, Row, Your Boat" |
Traditional |
"Grow, Grow, Grow Your Pot" |
"Peter (the Reader)" |
| "Seasons In The Sun" |
Terry Jacks |
"Searching For Weapons" |
"Melhi" |
| "Shaving Cream" |
Benny Bell |
"Big-Mouthed Fool" |
"Kristina Emily" |
| "She's Leaving Home" |
The Beatles |
"Dar's Leaving Home" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Silly Love Songs" |
Paul Mccartney |
"Billy's Shrub Songs" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Something" |
The Beatles |
"Simning" |
"William Tong" |
| "The Girl All the Bad Guys Want" |
Bowling for Soup |
"The Girl All the Black Guys Want" |
"Tara" |
| "The Oldest Swinger In Town" |
O'Leary & The Bards |
"The Oldest PC In Town" |
"Phil Alexander" |
| "When I'm 64" |
The Beatles |
"I Will Write No More" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Where The Streets Have No Name" |
U2 |
"Their Repeats Have No Shame" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Whole Lotta Love" |
Led Zepplin |
"Whole Lotta Jugs" |
"Diva" |
| "Wooly Bully" |
Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs |
"Fully Woolly" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Yellow" |
Coldplay |
"Fellow (Tribute To Monaco Chris)" |
"Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)" |
| "You're The Biggest Part Of Me" |
Ambrosia |
"No More" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Youz A Ho" |
Ludacris |
"Mrs. Dardeau" |
"The P. R. Students" |
May 12, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "A Little Help From My Friends" |
Beatles |
"A Little Help From Depends" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "All Star" |
Smash Mouth |
"All Scar" |
"Aimee" |
| "Angie" |
Rolling Stones |
"Merry" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "Bad Boy For Life" |
P. Diddy and the Bad Boy Family |
"(The Real) No Money For Life" |
"Manilla Diddy Combs (too bad there is no relation) and the Good Boy Family" |
| "Bicycle Race" |
Queen |
"Nintendo Game" |
"The Punster" |
| "Blueberry Hill" |
Fats Domino |
"Pooh Bear Roadkill" |
"Claude Prez" |
| "Bohemian Rhapsody" |
Queen |
"Final Rhaptasy" |
"Chuckobo" |
| "Brick House" |
Commodores |
"(Shes a) Bit Sowsed (sp) Soused? " |
"Wild Man" |
| "Building a Mystery" |
Sarah McLachlan |
"Making a Parody" |
"S.T.G." |
| "California Girls" |
The Beach Boys |
"Malcolm Higgins' Girls" |
"Bob Gomez" |
| "California Love" |
2pac feat.Dr.Dre |
"Kentucky Love" |
"MC Budder feat.Large Bheezy" |
| "Can't Stop" |
Red Hot Chili Peppers |
"56 Bad Relationships" |
"Scott No Last Name Given" |
| "Cannibals" |
Mark Knopfler |
"Cannonballs" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Complicated" |
Avril Lavigne |
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