These are arranged alphabetically by the original song name.


May 1, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"19-2000" Gorillaz "I'm High - Too Drowsy" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"59th Street Bridge Song (feeling groovy)" Simon and Garfunkle "59th Street High School Song (feelin' boobies)" "ace@bigaceandbravo.com"
"Bohemian Rhapsody" Queen "Biology Rhapsody" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Broken Wings" Mr. Mister "Take This T.V. Away" "Michael Hack"
"Cheap Sunglasses" Zz Top "Sweet Molasses" "T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Crazy on You" Heart/Ann Wilson "Crazy Rightwing" "Adam Bernstein"
"Crocodile Rock" Elton John "Crocodile Shlock" "Michael Pacholek"
"Devil Inside" Inxs "Rebel Inside" "T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Devil Inside" Inxs "Shovel's Inside" "T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Every Rose Has It's Thorn" Poison "Every Show Has Its Porn" "T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Got The Life" Korn "Got No Life (The Al Gore Mix)" "Josh Bain"
"Hey Jude" The Beatles "Rave Nude" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Want To Break Free" Queen "I Think Logically" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm The Only One" Melissa Ethridge "I'm The Crazy One" "T-Dawg"
"If I Were A Rich Man" Zero Mostel (Fiddler on the Roof) "If I Were The Dark Lord" "Phil Alexander"
"Leaning on a Lamp Post" Herman's Hermits "Leaning on a Lamp, Phil" "Royce Miller"
"Mrs. Robinson" Simon & Garfunkel "David Robinson" "Tone-Def"
"One More Day" Diamond Rio "One More Keg" "T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"One Step Closer" Linkin Park "One Day A Man Woke Up And Decided To Go To The Bar And Get Drunk But That Did Not Work Out And Now Everyone Hates Him :)" "BiGdUdE111"
"Revolution" The Beatles "Prostitution" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Rough Boy" ZZ Top "Rough Toy" "T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Short People" Randy Newman "Golf People" "Royce Miller"
"Sleeping Bag" ZZ Top "(What Died In That ) Sleeping Bag" "T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Somebody to Love" Jefferson Airplane "A Palestinian State" "Adam Bernstein"
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight" The Tokens "Osama Sleeps Tonight" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"Tropical Depression" Alan Jackson "Economical Recession" "T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Up To My Ears In Tears" Alan Jackson "Up To Our Ears In Beers" "T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Why Not" Hilary Duff "Eat Snot" "Billy Shoengarth"
"Yahwah (I chop nahwah)" John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra "Power (Song of General Electric)" "Peter (the Reader)"

May 2, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"And When I Die" Blood Sweat And Tears "And When I'm High" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Bend Me Shape Me" American Breed "Mend Me, Shapely" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" Eiffel 65 "Ah-Choo (I Just Sneezed)" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"I Wanna Hold Your Hand" The Beatles "Piranha Stole Your Hand" "Claude Prez"
"I'm Just A Gigolo" Not David Lee Roth "I've Tasted Ringolos" "Malcolm Higgins"
"If You Want Blood (You Got It)" AC/DC "If You Want Scuds (We Got 'Em)" "Chris Pollman"
"In Da Club" 50 Cent "I Bought A Sub" "Detroit kid"
"In The Bath" Flanders and Swann "At The Count" "Phil Alexander"
"Like A Stone" Audioslave "Like A Scone" "Nat*ly"
"Lovely Rita (Meter Maid)" The Beatles "Lovely Leia (Rebel Queen)" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Meet The Creeper" Rob Zombie "Meet The Creeper (Dubya Version)" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"More That I Can Say" Leo Sayer "More Than I Can Pay" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Our Lips Are Sealed" The GoGos "My Buns Are Steel" "Merry & Pippin"
"Passionate Kisses" Mary Chapin Carpenter "Slashin' The Missus" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Reelin In The Years" Steely Dan "Peelin There For Years" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Reeling in the Years" Steely Dan "Stealing Things from Sears" "Merry & Pippin"
"Squeeze Box" The Who "Sleaze Talk" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Stayin' Alive" Bee Gees "Learnin' To Drive" "Scooby Doo2"
"The Oscar Meyer Weiner Song" Traditional "The President Bush Song" "Peter (the Reader)"
"The Sounds Of Silence" Simon And Garfinkel "The Town's Compliance" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Tragedy" Bee Gees "Comedy" "Scooby Doo2"
"Trogdor (The Burnninator)" Strong Bad "Castro (The Cubanator)" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Willin'" Linda Ronstadt "Grillin'" "Bob Gomez"
"Witchy Woman" Eagles "Screechy Woman" "Royce Miller"
"You're So Vain" Carly Simon "You're Hussein" "Chris Bodily TM"

May 5, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"A Few Of My Favourite Things" Julie Andrews "A Few Of My Favourite Drinks" "Malcolm Higgins"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" Procal Harum "A Bigger Glass Of Ale" "Michael Florio"
"All She Wants To Do Is Dance" Don Henly "All He Wants Is Lower Tax" "Mark Hoolihan"
"All Star" Smash Mouth "Do You Like Eggs?" "Paco804"
"All You Need Is Love" The Beatles "All You Need Is Drugs" "Malcolm Higgins"
"All You Zombies" The Hooters "All Those Combies" "Merry & Pippin"
"Always" Saliva "Always (Rejected)" "Nasty Nick"
"American Pie" Don Maclean "Americans Died" "Bin Maclean"
"Aquarius" 5th Dimension/Cast of Hair "Hollywood" "Adam Bernstein"
"Autumn Goodbye" Britney Spears "Saddam Goodbye" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Back in the U.S.S.R." The Beatles "Back in the Airport's Bar" "Billy Florio"
"Bad Moon Rising" Creedence Clearwater Revival "There's A Bathroom On The Right" "Kentucky Toad"
"Barbara Ann" Le Garcons De La Plaige "Drugged He Ran" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Bargain" The Who "(Free Music Is A) Bargain" "Conrad F."
"Battle Hymn Of the Republic" Traditional "My New Computer" "Zaphod Beeblebrox"
"Bohemian Rhapsody" Queen "Nickelodeon Rhapsody" "Ben M"
"Bohemian Rhapsody" Queen "Nickelodeon Rhapsody" "Ben M"
"Brown Sugar" The Rolling Stones "Royce Miller" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cars" Gary Numan "SARS" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Cleanin Out My Closet" Eminem "Takin Out The Garbage" "Detroit Kid"
"Daddy Won't Sell The Farm" Montgomery Gentry "Johnny Won't Leave The Bar" "Jeff Reuben"
"Desire" U2 "Ghost Rider" "Josh Bain"
"Dirrty" Christina Aguilera "Poopy" "Lacy"
"Dreadlock Holiday" 10 cc "Gridlock Holiday" "Merry & Pippin"
"Fool In The Rain" Led Zeppelin "Fool In The Reign" "Michael Florio"
"Frankenstein Place" Susan Sarandon And Barry Bostwick "Dr. Gero place" "Saiyanfurter"
"Help Me Make It Through The Night" Freddy Fender "Help Me Make It Good And Tight" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Hey Big Spender" Shirley Bassey "Hey Knob Ender" "Jan Hayes"
"Hey You, Get Offa My Cloud" The Rolling Stones "Hey McCloud! Get Offa My Yew" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Started a Joke" BeeGees "I Studied a Fluke (Flatworm Trilogy, part 3)" "Merry & Pippin"
"I Want A New Drug" Huey Lewis And The News "I Want A New Pug" "Chris Pollman"
"I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing" Traditional "I'd Like To Teach The World To Drink" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'll Never Fall In Love Again" Burt Bacharach "I'll Never Vomit Blood Again" "Tim Hall"
"In Da Club" 50 Cent "In Da Tub" "50 Bent"
"Is That Love" Squeeze "Is That Drugs?" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Jean" Oliver "Tong" "Merry & Pippin"
"Karma Chameleon" Culture Club "Plana-Planarian (Flatworm Trilogy, part 2)" "Merry & Pippin"
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door" Bob Dylan "Drunk and Fallin' On the Floor" "Michael Pacholek"
"Learnin' To Fly" Tom Petty "Learnin' To Drive" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Love Is The Answer" England Dan & John Ford Coley "Shrub Ain't The Answer" "William Tong"
"More, More, More" The Andrea True Connection "Mow, Mow, Mow" "lebeiW15"
"Mull Of Kintyre" Paul McCartney "Got A Flat Tire" "Malcolm Higgins"
"One Step Closer" Linkin Park "Computers :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :" "BiGdUdE111"
"Pride(In the name of love)" U2 "Krueger(In the name of the glove)" "Josh Bain"
"Reflection" Mulan Soundtrack "Report Card" "HELPI'MNUTS!"
"Rocket Man" Elton John "Smokin' Man" "Gary Robbins"
"Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town" Kenny Rogers "Trudy, Don't Take My Rug To Town" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Shaving Cream" Benny Bell "Billiards Ball" "Tone-Def"
"Somewhere I Belong" Linkin Park "Somewhere I Can Bong" "Dr Hydro"
"Speed Demon" Micheal Jackson "Fast Food" "Andrew Wood"
"Take A Chance On Me" ABBA "Take A Check From Me" "Scooby Doo2"
"Take Me to the River" The Talking Heads "Tapeworm's in My Liver (Flatworm Trilogy, part 1)" "Merry & Pippin"
"The Ballad of John and Yoko" The Beatles "The Ballad of the War Protestors" "Michael Pacholek"
"The Miracle" Queen "A Test Tickle" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Thinkin' About You" Britney Spears "Thinkin' About You (Saddam)" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Wait And Bleed" SlipKnoT "Wait and Bleed (Country Mix)" "Jamie Pattinson"
"We Are the Champions" Queen "We Are the Campers" "Merry & Pippin"
"We're In This Love Together" Al Jarreau "Fear and The Shrub Together" "William Tong"
"What The World Needs Now, Is Love, Sweet Love" Burt Bacharach "What The Country Needs Is Less Fast Food" "Tim Hall"
"When The Levy Breaks" Led Zeppelin "When My Chevy Breaks" "Chris Pollman"
"You Keep Me Hangin' On" The Supremes "You Keep On Hangin' Up" "Scooby Doo2"
"You're The Biggest Part of Me" Ambrosia "Bush's Big Hypocrisy" "William Tong"

May 6, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Always A Woman To Me" Billy Joel "Seems Like A Woman To Me" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Beth" Kiss "Meth" "Chris Pollman"
"Boogie Nights" Heatwave "Boogie Wipes" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cars" Gary Numan "Bars" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"Cold As Ice" Foreigner "(George has)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Double Vision" Foreigner "Television" "Chris Pollman"
"Footloose" Kenny Loggins "Froot Loops" "Tone-Def"
"I Wanna Be Sedated" The Ramones "I Wanna Eat A Maiden (The Dragon's song)" "Tone-Def"
"I Will Survive" Gloria Gaynor "I'll Learn To Drive" "Jan Hayes"
"In The Navy" Village People "Pass The Gravy" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Lido Shuffle" Boz Scaggs "CuJo Shuffle" "Michael Pacholek"
"Lucky" Britney Spears "Sucky (The Anti-Avril Theme)" "Lacy"
"No One Knows" Queens Of The Stone Age "Wipe Your Nose" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"Puff, The Magic Dragon" Peter, Paul & Mary "Some Kids Were Left Behind" "Bob Asher"
"Put Another Log on the Fire" Tompall Glaser "The Last Log on the Fire" "Pamela Hayse"
"Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" Tradidtional "Bolie, the Hi-Tech Sorceress" "Sarah Cason"
"Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town" Tradidtional "Bolenilla's Lurkin' in Town" "Sarah Cason"
"Stayin Alive" The Beegees "Slayin The Wife" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Egg" Eifel 65 "Blue" "paco804"
"Those Were The Days" Archie Bunker "Those Were The Days (the 1990's)" "Tim Hall"
"Touch Me In The Morning" Diana Ross "Floss Me In The Morning" "Bob Gomez"
"Tragedy" Steps "Tragic" "theholyflyingpants"
"U Can't Touch This" MC Hammer "Kent Justice!" "Jo Cordery"
"Up,Up, Up" Shania Twain "Don't Give Up Hope" "Tobey's Spider-Girl"
"We Are Family" Sister Sledge "We Hate Gravity" "Malcolm Higgins"
"What I Like About You" The Romantics "What I Like About Jews!" "Bob Gomez"
"Whats My Age Again" Blink 182 "Wheres My Cherry Pie" "Anti Avril"
"When Worlds Collide" Powerman 5000 "When Bums Get High" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"You're Gonna Lose That Girl" The Beatles "You've Gotta Booze That Girl" "Malcolm Higgins"
"You're Sixteen" Ringo Starr "You're Six Weeks" "Tone-Def"

May 7, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"20th Century Boy" T. Rex "Too Modern Boi" "Silver Bat"
"All Shook Up" Elvis Presley "All Shook Up (the scared version)" "Sarah Cason"
"Amazed" Lonestar "Baby, Can I Graze By You?" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Beth" Kiss "Math" "Joelle"
"Blood Brothers" Papa Roach "Crud Dubbers" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" Neil Sedaka "Bakin' Pups In Lard For Stew" "Claude Prez"
"Call Me The Breeze" Lynyrd Skynyrd "Cutting The Cheese" "Chris Pollman"
"Do it with Madonna" Androids "Do it with Trish Stratus" "James Ferrier"
"Easy" Commodores "Greasy" "Tim Hall"
"Evil Eye" Fu Manchu "Evil Guy" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"Fill Me In (Part 2)" Craig David "Fill My Plate (Part 2)" "Neo Matrix"
"For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)" AC/DC "For Those Who Can't Walk (We Assist You)" "Chris Pollman"
"Gimmie Back My Bullets" Lynyrd Skynyrd "Growing Back My Mullet" "Chris Pollman"
"Have A Drink On Me" AC/DC "Have A Click On Me" "Sixx"
"I Can't Dance" Genesis "I Can't Drive" "Michael Pacholek"
"I Will Survive" Gloria Gaynor "I Will Survive: The Gamer's Story" "Little Lion"
"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" The Proclaimers "I'm Gonna Be (500 Missiles)" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"I'm In A Hurry (and Don't Know Why)" Alabama "I'm Eatin Curry (and Don't Know Why)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Lola" The Kinks "Zola" "Phil Alexander"
"Purple Haze" Jimi Hendrix "Purple Hose" "Bob Gomez"
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" Traditional "Michael's Parodies Are Renowned" "Merry & Pippin"
"Seven Nation Army" The White Stripes "Declaration of Independence" "M.S.G"
"She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain" Traditional "They'll be Comin' From Atlanta" "Sarah Cason"
"Shiny Happy People" REM "Dirty Nappy People" "Steven Cavanagh"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana "Smells Like Bad Lyrics" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"Sunny Afternoon" Kinks "Funny, Damn Cartoon" "Michael Florio"
"Swing Swing" All American Rejects "Bling Bling" "Derek Aguilar"
"The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feeling Groovy)" Simon & Garfunkel "The Sesame Street Binge Song (Eating Cookies)" "Tone-Def"
"The Young and the Hopeless" Good Charlotte "The Bored and the Lonely" "Carly"
"The Young and the Hopeless" Good Charlotte "The Bored and the Lonely" "Carly"
"Warning" Green Day "Stephen King" "Josh Bain"
"Waterloo" ABBA "Waterloo, Iowa" "Wxyztv"
"Welcome To Atlanta" Ludacris "Welcome To G.T (Gifted and Talented" "Papamelhorn"
"What The World Needs Now Is Love" Jackie DeShannon "What The World Needs Now (Is Rugs, Sweet Rugs)" "Bob Gomez"
"You Just Like Me 'Cus I'm Good in Bed" Skyhooks "We Think Malcolm Would Be Good in Bed" "Merry & Pippin"

May 8, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Badlands" AC/DC "Bad Bands" "Chris Pollman"
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite" The Beatles "Being To The Benefit Of Mr Pete" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Bend Me Shape Me" American Breed "Strike Me Smite Me" "Phil Alexander"
"Black Math" White Stripes "Flapjacks" "Chris Pollman"
"Blackened" Metallica "Icon" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Blessed" Elton John "Dressed" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Blue Eyes" Elton John "Two Guys" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Celebrity!" Brad Paisley "A Parody!" "Ghetto John"
"Cowboys from Hell" Pantera "Callers from Hell" "SixX"
"Dream On" Aerosmith "Beamos" "Whomprat"
"Eye In The Sky" Alan Parsons Project "If You Ask Why or Defy" "William Tong"
"Fell in Love with a girl" White Stripes "Are You A Boy Or A Girl? (the Merry And Pippin Song)" "Billy Florio"
"Hey, Mickey!" Toni Basil "Aw, Croikey!" "M.S.G"
"I Believe I Can Fly" R. Kelly "Don't Believe Bush's Lie" "William Tong"
"I Wanna Be Your Man" The Beatles "I Really Need A Tan" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm A Loser" The Beatles "I'm A Hoser" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm A Loser" The Beatles "I'm A User" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm Free" The Who "I'm Free (Pete Breathes A Sigh Of Relief)" "Alex Murray"
"In Da Club" 50 Cent "Sam's Club" "MC Budder"
"Ironic" Alanis Morrissette "Teutonic" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Magic Carpet Ride" Steppenwolf "Magic Harley Ride" "Wild Man"
"Nothing Else Matters" Metallica "Hide Your Face" "Lloyd Fox"
"Numb" Linkin Park "Kill The World!!!!!" "BiGdUdE111"
"Play That Funky Music White Boy" Wild Cherry "Catch That Funky Killer White Boy" "Rubytwosdaze"
"Please Please Me" The Beatles "Please Freeze Me" "Malcolm Higgins"
"She Loves You" The Beatles "They Love Me" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Shop Around" Smoky Robinson & The Miracles "Bush Had To Stop Saddam" "William Tong"
"Song 2" Blur "Bong 2" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"Sugar Shack" Jimmy Gilmer & The Fireballs "Poodle Hat" "Tone-Def"
"Superman (It's Not Easy)" Five For Fighting "Superfly (It's Just Creepy)" "Mr. Demsey"
"Surfside 6" Mack David/Jerry Livingston "Motel 6" "Tim Hall"
"Tainted Love" Soft Cell "Tainted Blood" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Arms Of Mary" Ian and George Sutherland "The Charms Of Merry" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Big Money" Rush "Bill Tong" "Tim Simning"
"The Loco-Motion" Kylie Minogue "Another Lotion" "Michael Hack"
"The Night Before" The Beatles "Was He White Before?" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The People in your Neighborhood" Sesame Street "The Terrorists Are People in Your Neighborhood" "Richard Levinson"
"Times Like These" Foo Fighters "Rhymes Like These" "Michael Florio & Ghetto John"
"With Arms Wide Open" Creed "The Door Wont Open" "Ghetto John & Monaco Chris"
"Yellow Submarine" The Beatles "Acid Trip Machine" "Phil Alexander"
"You Cant Always Get What You Want" Rolling Stones "You Can Only Use Twelve Point Font(classroom Opera #5)" "Michael Florio"
"You'll Acompany Me" Bob Seger "You'll Succumb To Me" "Malcolm Higins"

May 9, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"An Innocent Man" Billy Joel "An Innocent Man (As OJ Pleads)" "Chris Pollman"
"Baby Got Back" Sir Mix A Lot "Truckin' Aint Like That" "bob777"
"Bad Moon Rising" Creedence Clearwater Revival "That's A Baboon On The Right" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Because I Got High" Afroman "Because You're Both Guys" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Brown Sugar" Rolling Stones "Fred Krueger" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Cars" Gary Numan "SARS" "Michael Florio"
"Come What May" Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman "On e-Bay" "Jammin' Jeff"
"Complicated" Carolyn Dawn Johnson "Amputated" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know" Britney Spears "Don't Tell Me that Britney's a Ho" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Down Under" Men at Work "Down Under" "Merry & Pippin"
"Dragula" Rob Zombie "Cragula" "Operation Filth"
"Express Yourself" Madonna "Express Yourself (1 for anyone mix)" "T-Dawg"
"Fade To Black" Metallica "Fade From Black" "Chris Pollman"
"Fighter" Christina Aguilera "Spider" "Yoidy"
"Five Foot Two" Ray Henderson "Six Foot Two" "Malcolm Higgins"
"For Your Love" Yardbirds "The Sperm Doning Song(for A Son)" "Michael Florio"
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" Elton John "Romeo and Juliet" "Adam Bernstein"
"Guitarzan" Ray Stevens "Pip's A Man" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Help!" The Beatles "Smut!" "Phil Alexander"
"Hotel California" Eagles "Roast Beef with Belogna" "Michael Florio"
"I Started a Joke" The Bee Gees "I Shook up a Coke" "Royce Miller"
"I'm Just Wild About Harry" Eubie Blake/Judy Garland "Mizzou's Wild About Larry" "Jonathan C."
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" Billy Joel "It's Just English Tests To Me" "Chris Pollman"
"Jack And Diane" John Cougar Mellencamp "Black And Cayenne" "Claude Prez"
"Kiss On My List" Hall & Oates "Chris, The One We'll Miss" "robzombie450"
"Lawyers in Love" Jackson Browne "Voyeurs Above" "Merry & Pippin"
"Lets Roll" Neil Young "Pass Go" "Michael Florio"
"Lookin Out My Back Door" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Got My Sights On Two More" "Malcolm Higgins"
"My Old Man's A Dustman" Lonnie Donnegan "I Work For A Surgeon" "Jan Hayes"
"People Are Strange" The Doors "These Two Are Strange" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Refugee" Tom Petty "Refugee" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Row, Row, Your Boat" Traditional "Grow, Grow, Grow Your Pot" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Seasons In The Sun" Terry Jacks "Searching For Weapons" "Melhi"
"Shaving Cream" Benny Bell "Big-Mouthed Fool" "Kristina Emily"
"She's Leaving Home" The Beatles "Dar's Leaving Home" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Silly Love Songs" Paul Mccartney "Billy's Shrub Songs" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Something" The Beatles "Simning" "William Tong"
"The Girl All the Bad Guys Want" Bowling for Soup "The Girl All the Black Guys Want" "Tara"
"The Oldest Swinger In Town" O'Leary & The Bards "The Oldest PC In Town" "Phil Alexander"
"When I'm 64" The Beatles "I Will Write No More" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Where The Streets Have No Name" U2 "Their Repeats Have No Shame" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Whole Lotta Love" Led Zepplin "Whole Lotta Jugs" "Diva"
"Wooly Bully" Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs "Fully Woolly" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Yellow" Coldplay "Fellow (Tribute To Monaco Chris)" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"You're The Biggest Part Of Me" Ambrosia "No More" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Youz A Ho" Ludacris "Mrs. Dardeau" "The P. R. Students"

May 12, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"A Little Help From My Friends" Beatles "A Little Help From Depends" "Michael Florio"
"All Star" Smash Mouth "All Scar" "Aimee"
"Angie" Rolling Stones "Merry" "Michael Florio"
"Bad Boy For Life" P. Diddy and the Bad Boy Family "(The Real) No Money For Life" "Manilla Diddy Combs (too bad there is no relation) and the Good Boy Family"
"Bicycle Race" Queen "Nintendo Game" "The Punster"
"Blueberry Hill" Fats Domino "Pooh Bear Roadkill" "Claude Prez"
"Bohemian Rhapsody" Queen "Final Rhaptasy" "Chuckobo"
"Brick House" Commodores "(Shes a) Bit Sowsed (sp) Soused? " "Wild Man"
"Building a Mystery" Sarah McLachlan "Making a Parody" "S.T.G."
"California Girls" The Beach Boys "Malcolm Higgins' Girls" "Bob Gomez"
"California Love" 2pac feat.Dr.Dre "Kentucky Love" "MC Budder feat.Large Bheezy"
"Can't Stop" Red Hot Chili Peppers "56 Bad Relationships" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Cannibals" Mark Knopfler "Cannonballs" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Complicated" Avril Lavigne "Emancipation Proclamation" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Crawling in the Dark" Hoobastank "Stumbling in the Dark" "J Money"
"Dig It" D-Tent Boys "Wing It" "Avril"
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" Boy George "Do You Really Want To Burp Me" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Don't Sleep in the Subway" Petula Clark "Don't Ride on the Subway" "Merry & Pippin"
"Gangsta's Paradise" Coolio "Terrorist's Paradise" "MC Budder"
"Get Back" Beatles "Give Back" "Timothy Reeder"
"Gin and Juice" Snoop Dogg "Apple Juice" "MC Budder"
"Gossip Folks" Missy Elliot "Blind Date" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Hash Pipe" Weezer "Voice Box" "Album Cornix"
"Hero" Chad Kroeger "Hungry (a trip to the local Mc Donalds)" "Anonymous"
"Higher" Creed "Whiter (Michael Jackson's Story)" "Ghetto John"
"Honestly" Zwan "Old Navy" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Hunger Strike" Pearl Jam "Monaco Chris" "S.T.G."
"I Stand Alone" Godsmack "I Am A Clone" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"I'm Down" Beatles "I'll Drown" "Billy Florio"
"I'm Telling You Now" Freddie and the Dreamers "I'm Smelling You Now" "Bob Gomez"
"I'm With You" Avril Lavinge "I'm Just Bored" "Dakarma"
"I'm With You" Avril Lavigne "Who Are You?" "Buttface"
"It's Not Unusual" Tom Jones "They're So Unusual" "Diva"
"Jammin'" Bob Marley and the Wailers "Crammin'" "Bob Gomez"
"Lido Shuffle" Boz Scaggs "Lebiew Scuffle" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Longer" Dan Fogelberg "Dumber" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Maneater" Hall And Oates "Anteater" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Maria" West Side Story "Torgo" "Tim Hall"
"Mary's Prayer" Danny Wilson "Merry's Player" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Mull of Kintyre" Paul McCartney and Wings "Mull of Kintyre (The Truth)" "Jo Cordery"
"Never Tear Us Apart" INXS "I Can Tell Them Apart" "Malcolm Higgins"
"No One Knows" Queens Of The Stone Age "Musicals" "Michael Florio"
"No One Knows" Queens of the Stone Age "Pop Songs Blow" "Michael Florio"
"Nothing Else Matters" Metallica "Our Hearts Have Been Shattered ( Tribute To Monaco Chris)" "Ghetto John"
"Oh Sherie" Steven Perry "Oh Merry" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Rebel rebel" David Bowie "Dimple Dimple" "Michael Florio"
"Relax" Frankie Goes To Hollywood "Exlax" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Ride The Lightning" Metallica "Tide And Whitening" "Chris Pollman"
"Rollin'" Limp Bizkit "Pozin'" "Ghetto John"
"Sharp Dressed Man" ZZ Top "Carp Filled Can" "Chris Pollman"
"Silly Love Songs" Paul McCartney "Anti-Bush Songs" "Michael Pacholek"
"Smoke And Mirrors" Henry Lee Summer "Soaked In Beers" "Chris Pollman"
"Something Stupid" Frank & Nancy Sinatra "I'm Next Stupid!" "Jan Hayes"
"Somewhere I Belong" Linkin Park "Suppertime Please Come" "Tone-Def"
"Steve Mcqueen" Sheryl Crow "Avril Lavigne" "Michael Florio"
"Swing, Swing" The All-American Rejects "Ring, Ring (a.k.a. The Obsessive Ex-Boyfriend, Now Friend Song)" "Jammin' Jeff"
"The Anthem" Good Charolette "The Apple" "Deuce"
"The Hell Song" Sum 41 "The Dell Song" "J Money"
"The Logical Song" Supertramp "The Birth Control Song" "Michael Florio"
"There's No One Home In My House of Pain" Faster Pussycat "Don't Ever Use Britney's Name in Vain" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Top Of The World" The Carpenters "Pits Of The World" "Starlette Victory"
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" Bonnie Tyler "Totally Blitzed From The Start" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Walking Away" Craig David "Jesus is the Way" "Chuckobo"
"Walking Away" Craig David "Jesus is the Way" "Chuckobo"
"Where The Streets Have No Name" U2 "Where The Sheiks Have No Name" "Malcolm Higgins"
"White Rabbit" Jefferson Airplane "Bad Habits" "Wild Man"
"Who Can It Be Now?" Men At Work "Oh, She's A She Now?" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Who Can It Be Now?" Men At Work "She's Like A Sea Cow" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Wonderful Tonight" Eric Clapton "Underwear Tonight" "Claude Prez"
"Wonderin'" Neil Young "Mumblin" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Wooly Bully" Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs "Stoolie Louie" "Billy Florio"
"You Got It All" Britney Spears "Ripped Off The Wall" "Chris Bodily TM"
"You Got It" Roy Orbison "I Bought It" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Young Lust" Pink Floyd "First Porno" "Billy Florio"

May 13, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"A Bicycle Built for Two" Traditional "A Limosuine Built for Eight" "Sarah Cason"
"Aquarius" From Hair "Nefarious" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Battle Hymn of the Republic" Traditional "Battle Hymn of the Messy Room" "Jenni Sweet Cheese"
"Battle Hymn of the Republic" Traditional "Peter Had a Girlfriend" "Sarah Cason"
"Bigger than the Beatles" Joe Diffie "Man, It's Got the Power" "Sarah Cason"
"Born to Make You Happy" Britney Spears "Born to Sing Real Sappy (The American Idol Song)" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Bye Bye Bye" N'Sync "N'Success" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Carry On My Wayward Son" Kansas "Peregrin, I Know You're One" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cherry Hill Park" Billy Joe Royal "Merry's Lil' Lark" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cinnamon Girl" Neil Young "Peregrin Girl" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cinnamon" Derek "Peregrin" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Country Girl" DF Dub "Farm Cow" "MC Budder"
"Day That I Die" Good Charlotte "Day That I Fly" "Sparky Ball"
"Dizzy" Tommy Roe "Frizzy" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Don't Be Cruel" Elvis "Don't Be Fooled" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Down Under" Men At Work "(Is Peregrin A Man) Down Under?" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Dreams" Fleetwood Mac "Screams (this is dedicated to Jammin Jeff)" "SixX"
"Everything You Want" Vertical Horizon "Vacuum Cleaner Offer" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Excuse Me Miss" Jay-Z "That's My Foot" "MC Budder"
"Get Back" Beatles "Youre Black(The Story Of Michael Jackson)" "Michael Florio"
"Goodnight Saigon" Billy Joel "Am'right.com" "Michael Florio"
"Hell Aint A Bad Place To Be" AC/DC "Sell Everything For Fifty" "Chris Pollman"
"Home on the Range" Traditional "I Love Halloween" "Sarah Cason"
"I Saw the Light" Traditional "I Was Just Thirteen" "Sarah Cason"
"I Think We're Alone Now" Tiffany "I Think We're in the Sweatshop Now" "Kelli"
"I Want It That Way" Backstreet Boys "I Want A Game Boy" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" Shania Twain "Got an Infection" "Roxanne Kircher"
"Kiss And Say Goodbye" The Manhattans "Pips And Mer, Goodbye" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Kiss Me" Sixpence None The Richer "M.D." "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Let it Be" The Beatles "Spelling Bee" "Patrick Yoness"
"Lithium" Nirvana "Barney Fife" "Tim Hall"
"Man In The Box" Alice In Chains "Man In The Box (The Homeless Guy Version)" "Jammin' Jeff"
"Millenium" Robbie Williams "Judgment Day" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"My Country Tis of Thee" Traditional "Princess Diana, Love" "Sarah Cason"
"Never Let You Go" Third Eye Blind "Never Find Waldo" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Nookie" Limp Bizkit "Noogie" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Oh, Susanna" Traditional "Oh, Please Katie" "Sarah Cason"
"People Who Died" Jim Carroll "Child Stars Who Died" "Adam Bernstein"
"Pinball Wizard" The Who "Parody Wizard" "Royce Miller"
"Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox" Joe Diffie "Prop Me Up Beside the Scaffold" "Sarah Cason"
"Remedy" The Black Crowes "Iraqi" "The Great Karlando"
"Scar Tissue" Red Hot Chili Peppers "Car Trouble" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Sharing The Night Together" Dr Hook "Share Amiright Together" "Malcolm Higgins"
"She Believes In Me" Kenny Rogers "Is She Deceiving Me?" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Show Me The Meaning (Of Being Lonely)" Backstreet Boys "Show Me The Meaning (Of Being Hungry)" "FreakyMandsFreakyPants"
"Slide" Goo Goo Dolls "Fried" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Sounds Of Silence" Simon & Garfunkel "Pounds Of Silas" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"Stupid Girl" Cold "Got to Go" "M.S.G"
"There You Go" Pink "Judge Judy" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"Think It Over" Buddy Holly "Comb It Over" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Time after Time" Cyndi Lauper "Fart after Fart" "Johnny Ancich"
"We Are All Made Of Stars" Moby "We Are All Doing Drugs" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"We've Got Tonight" Kenny Rogers "I've Got It Right" "Malcolm Higgins"
"What's My Age Again" Blink 182 "Elmer Fudd" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"White Wedding" Billy Idol "It's A Nice Day To Go To Bed" "Mike Hack"
"Wonderful Tonight" Eric Clapton "Menage a Trois Tonight" "Royce Miller"

May 14, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Another Brick In The Wall" Pink Floyd "The Barney Gumbel Drinking Song" "The Great Karlando"
"Baby Got Back" Sir Mix-Alot "Break His Back (Saddam)" "Slimz_Daddyz"
"Basket Case" Green Day "Thespian Case" "The Punster"
"Blockbuster" The Sweet "Hot Mustard" "Merry & Pippin"
"Born Free" Matt Monro "Crack Me" "Bob Asher"
"Cleanin Out My Closet" Eminem "Cleanin Up My Bedroom" "MC Budder"
"Dream On" Aerosmith "Spoof On" "Ghetto John"
"Everywhere" Michelle Branch "Millionaire" "Michael Florio"
"Games Without Frontiers" Peter Gabriel "Songs with All New Words (Aimons Florios)" "Merry & Pippin"
"Hail, Caeser" AC/DC "Stale Geezer" "Chris Pollman"
"Have You Ever Seen The Rain" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Have You Ever Played This Game" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Here Comes Santa Claus" Elvis Presley "Here Comes Dracula" "Sarah Cason"
"How You Remind Me" Nickelback "How You Remind Me (Michael Jackson Remix)" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"Ignition(remix)" R. Kelly "Incision" "Tone-Def"
"In Bloom" Nirvana "In Color" "Tim Hall"
"In Da Club" 50 Cent "Gonna Get a Sub" "Coolgrl"
"Let Your Love Flow" The Bellamy Brothers "Let the Booze Flow" "Merry & Pippin"
"More Than a Feeling" Boston "More Than a Filling" "Merry & Pippin"
"Objection" Shakira "Correction" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Old Time Rock And Roll" Bob Seger "Alzheimer Rock And Roll" "Claude Prez"
"On The Roof Again" Eve 6 "Another Spoof Again" "Bryan Hayworth"
"One" Metallica "Ones" "Chris Pollman"
"She's a Lady" Tom Jones "(Royce) She's a Lady" "Merry & Pippin"
"Sk8ter Boi" Avril Lavinge "The Leggy Song" "Dakarma"
"Sleeping Awake" P.O.D. "Fryin' Today" "Ghetto John & Tone - Def"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana "Smells Like Mayberry" "Tim Hall"
"Summer Of '69" Bryan Adams "Drummer Is 69" "Chris Pollman"
"We Are All Made Of Stars" Moby "We Are All Spoofing Stars" "Ghetto John"
"Yellow Submarine" Beatles "Yellow Margarine" "Seven & Nine"

May 15, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Air Force Ones" Nelly feat. St. Lunatics "Avirex Pro Series" "MC Budder feat. Luke Warm Boy$"
"All I Wanna Do" Sheryl Crow "All I Oughta Glue" "Yoidy"
"All Right Now" Free "All Right Malc (Part 2)" "Bob Gomez"
"All Right Now" Free "All Right Malc" "Bob Gomez"
"Angel" Aerosmith "Buffy Last Hours" "Necrotoxen666"
"Billy, Don't Be A Hero" Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods "Really, Bush Ain't A Hero" "William Tong"
"Born to Be Wild" Steppenwolf "Born To Be Mild (The Allergy Song)" "Bob Gomez"
"Dawson's Geek" Busted "Avril Freak" "Binasted_na_Naz_Ghoul"
"Decemeber 1963 (Oh What A Night)" The Four Seasons "I'm Scared Of Heights" "lebeiW15"
"Eleanor Rigby" The Beatles "Jackass The Movie" "J.P. Rekrap"
"Falling Away From Me" Korn "Running Away From Me" "Bryan Hayworth"
"For Those About To Rock" AC/DC "For Those Devout To Spock" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Gloria" Laura Branigan "Hernia" "Syncronos"
"Good Vibrations" Le Garcons De La Plaige (the Beach Boys En Francais) "Good Vibrators" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Hair" From "Mer" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Have You Never Been Mellow?" Olivia Newton John "Have You Ever Been Fellows?" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Home on the Range" Traditional "We Were in Love" "Sarah Cason"
"Hot For Teacher" Van Halen "Hot For Preacher" "Michael Florio"
"I'm Going Slightly Mad" Queen "I'm Getting Slightly Burnt" "Paul Holmes"
"It's Still Rock 'n' Roll To Me" Billy Joel "It's Still Colorimetry" "Sweet Indigo"
"It's The End Of The World" Skeeter Davis "In The End, They Were Girls" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Jane Says" Jane's Addiction "Ede Says(tribute to NoSeGaS)" "Bird Eats Oatmeal"
"Last Resort" Papa Roach "Knife and Forkl" "Dippy D"
"Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous" Good Charlotte "Lifestyles Of The Fat And Wasteless" "Biscuits"
"London Callin'" Clash "Richmond Callin'" "RubyTuesday"
"Love Is A Battlefield" Pat Benatar "Lunch Is A Happy Meal" "Jeff Reuben"
"Lyin Eyes" The Eagles "Thunder Thighs" "Malcolm Higgins And Texasgrrl"
"Maneater" Hall and Oates "Plant Eater" "Michael Florio"
"Mellow Yellow" Donovan "Large Marshmallows" "John Jenkins"
"Mission Bell" Donnie Brooks "Al Queda Cell" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Never Tear Us Apart" INXS "I Should Have Never Come To Wal-Mart" "lebeiW15"
"No More Mr. Nice Guy" Alice Cooper "No More Mr. Price Guy" "Jonathan C."
"Oh Donna" Rictchie Valenzuela "Oh Sama" "Rick Toner ( New Zealand )"
"Oh Suzanna" James Taylor Version "Oh Royce Miller" "Malcolm Higgins"
"One Last Breath" Creed "One Last Cent" "Dippy D"
"Picture (featuring Sheryl Crow)" Kid Rock "Baghdad (featuring George W. Bush)" "007Nick"
"Pinball Wizard" The Who "Real Crap Wizzard" "Phil Alexander"
"Polly" Nirvana "Lucy" "Tim Hall"
"Ramblin' Man" Allman Brothers "Gamblin' Man" "William Tong"
"Rock The Boat" Hues Corporation "Stopped The Boat" "William Tong"
"Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer" Gene Autry "Dolly, the Doll from Ebay" "Urillia"
"Snowball" Jimmy Fallon "Meatball (Ghetto John Version)" "Ghetto John"
"Theme from" Andy Williams "Shrub's Story" "William Tong"
"Trashy Women" Confederate Railroad "Crazy Fellas" "Sarah Cason"
"Two Of Us" Beatles "Two Of Us(a Tribute To Mike Armstrong)" "Michael Florio"
"Underneath Your Clothes" Shakira "Underneath Your Toes" "Albo"
"Winter Wonderland" Traditional "Women's Underpants" "Claude Prez"
"Yesterday" Beatles "Oh, Merry" "Michael Florio"

May 16, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"(I'm Happy Just) To Dance With You" The Beatles "Just A Chance With You (ode To Royce Miller)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"6th Avenue Heartache" Wallflowers "Amiright Is Real Great" "Michael Florio"
"After The Lovin" Engelbert Humperdink "After The Throbbin" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Albert Flasher" The Guess Who "Mal The Flasher" "Malcolm Higgins"
"American Dream" Csny "Of Mer I Can Dream" "Malcolm Higgins"
"American Woman" Guess Who "Mer Is A Woman" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Clorox Ad" Madison Ave Ad Execs "Gorox" "Yoidy"
"Cryin'" Aerosmith "Fryin'" "Chirs Pollman"
"Graduation" Vitamin C "Heidi, Buffy's #1 Fan" "Necrotoxen666"
"I Can't Tell You Why" The Eagles "I Can't Smell You, Why?" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'll Never Love This Way Again" Dionne Warwick "I'll Never Drink That Much Again" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'll Tumble For Ya" Culture Club "I'll Mumble For Ya" "Jeff Reuben"
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" Billy Joel "Still Colonoscopy" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Looking Out My Back Door" Creedence Clearwater Rivival "I Like To Play Zelda" "Michael Florio"
"My World" Avril Lavigne "Bush's World" "Eejay"
"Philadelphia Freedom" Elton John "Phil is Swell - Gotta Read 'Im" "Merry & Pippin"
"Rainy Days And Mondays" The Carpenters "Peregrin and Merry" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Rock the Casbah" Clash "Flood My Inbox" "Michael Florio"
"Sk8r Boi" Avril Lavigne "Truth Comes Out (I'm Not A Boy)" "B. O'Connor"
"Soak Up the Sun" Sheryl Crow "Blow up the Sun" "Troskows"
"Stay (Faraway, So Close)" U2 "Stay Faraway (You Got SARS)" "Moosehead"
"The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill" The Beatles "The Continuing Story Of Florio, Bill" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Little Old Lady from Pasadena" Jan & Dean "The Little Old Lady on the John Deere Tractor" "Royce Miller"
"Those Were The Days" Mary Hopkins "You've Got the Clap, GI!" "Carolyn B. and Pat C."
"Times They Are A-Changing" Bob Dylan "Time It Is A-Changing" "Phil Alexander"
"Unwell" Matchbox Twenty "eBay" "lebeiW15"
"We Can Work It Out" Beatles "What Can I Write About" "Michael Florio"
"With Arms Wide Open" Creed "I'm Wide Open" "Greesha"
"Wonderful Tonight" Eric Clapron "Under Her Tonight" "Malcolm Higgins"
"You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" Daryl Hall & John Oates "I Lost My Mother's Car Keys" "lebeiW15"

May 19, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"A Thousand Miles" Vanessa Carlton "Drive A Thousand Miles" "Kenton Ngo"
"Adam's Song" Blink 182 "The Telephone Song" "Lydia D'Angelo"
"Aerials" System Of A Down "Smoked The Cones" "Dr Hydro"
"Baby Got Back" Sir Mixalot "Maybe One Snack" "Bob O'Mara"
"Back in Black" AC/DC "Robert Stack" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Big Bad John" James Dean "Big Fat Bong" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Blue Suede Shoes" Elvis Presley "New Quaaludes" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Come On Baby Light My Fire" The Doors "For A Camel, Walk A Mile" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Come Sail Away" Styx "Failing Away" "lebeiW15"
"Daisy Daisy (Bicycle Built for Two)" Traditional "Rice Cube, Rice Cube" "Royce Miller"
"Don't Do Me Like That" Tom Petty "Don't Sue Me For That" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Dream Baby" Roy Orbison "Whipped Cream Baby" "Malcolm Higgins"
"First Date" Blink 182 "Worst Date v. 2.0" "bLiNk*Me*ToM"
"Good Day Sunshine" The Beatles "Would They Combine?" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" Green Day "Good Adultery (Time With Your Wife)" "Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)"
"Happy Together" The Turtles "Is A Threesome Better?" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Hot Fun In The Summertime" Sly and The Family Stone "Hot Fun On The Buffet Line" "Wild Man"
"I Believe I Can Fly" R Kelly "I Believe I Will Fry" "Michael Florio"
"I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" Aerosmith "I Don't Wanna Miss A Day" "Chris Pollman"
"I Want To Hold Your Hand" The Beatles "I Want To Mow Your Grass" "lebeiW15"
"I'm With You" Avril Lavigne "Delayed Flight" "Jon Clemence"
"I'm a Slave 4 U" Britney Spears "I Hate Dave, Don't U?" "Chris Bodily TM"
"If I Were A Carpenter" Johnny Cash "If I Were A Democrat" "Malcolm Higgins"
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" Iron Butterfly "Little Danny DeVito" "Claude Prez"
"Infatuation" Rod Stewart "Echinacea" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Jailhouse Rock" Elvis Presley "Mailhouse Talk" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Jealousy" Queen "Piracy" "ModernDayCowboy"
"Jesus Loves Me" Traditional "Jesus Loves You" "Sarah Cason"
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" Traditional "John Joseph Theodore Rzeznik (The Johnny Song)" "Raedyn"
"Johnny B. Goode" Chuck Berry "John Deere, Be Good" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Killer Queen" Queen "Miller, Queen" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Lady Madonna" Beathes "Lady O'Connor" "Tone-Def"
"Learning to Fly" Tom Petty "Learning to Fry" "Merry & Pippin"
"Let Em In" Paul McCartney "Peregrin" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Life In The Fast Lane" The Eagles "The Class Brain" "Syncronos"
"Losing Grip" Avril Lavigne "Caffeine" "Sarah"
"Love Child" The Supremes "Lost File" "Tone-Def"
"Master of Puppets" Metallica "Masters of Pop-Ups" "Jared"
"Mrs Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter" Herman's Hermits "Mrs Brown, You've Got an Ugly Goiter" "Graham Lester"
"Night Fever" Bee Gees "White People" "Tone-Def"
"Not Gonna Get Us" T.A.T.U. "Biological and Chemical Weapons" "Lenny Quites"
"Only Sixteen" Sam Cooke "Over Six-Three" "Keith GIlman"
"Paperback Writer" The Beatles "Parody Writer" "Michael Pacholek"
"Piano Man" Billy Joel "Parody man" "Michael Florio"
"Play That Funky Music" Wild Cherry "Play That Country Music" "My name is Kenny"
"Ramblin' Man" Allman Brothers "Bumblin' Man" "Michael Pacholek"
"Rebel Yell" Billy Idol "I'm In Hell" "Diva"
"Reeling In The Years" Steely Dan "We're the Buccanners" "Wild Man"
"Spooky" Classic IV "Snoopy" "Michael Florio"
"Suffragette City" David Bowie "Ciggarette Ditty" "Chris Pollman"
"Thank U" Alanis Morissette "Drugs" "Chris Varga"
"The 59th Street Bridge Song(Feeling Groovy)" Simon and Garfunkle "The McDonalds Song(Cooking Greasy)" "Michael Florio"
"The Dream Police" Cheap Trick "The Queen Dream Themes" "Merry & Pippin"
"The Girl From Ipanema" Frank Sinatra "The Girl With Bad Eczema" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Little Old Lady from Pasadena" Jan & Dean "The Gal I've Got Lined Up for Malcolm Higgins" "Royce Miller"
"The Longest Time" Billy Joel "They're My Calvin Kleins" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Rock Show" Blink-182 "Going to Kill The Girl From The Rock Show" "Starlette Victory"
"Theme From Gilligans Island" Theme Song "Mer and Pip" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Valerie" The Monkees "Rivalry" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Walking On The Moon" The Police "Walking My Baboon" "Malcolm Higgins"
"What's Your name?" Lynrd Skynrd "I'm In Pain" "Syncronos"
"White Wedding" Billy Idol "Bed Wetting" "Michael Florio"
"Why Not" Hilary Duff "Why Snot" "Cerise"
"Wuthering Heights" Kate Bush "Peregrin Bites" "Merry & Pippin"

May 20, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Ace of Spades" Motorhead "Gatorade" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Back In Black" AC/DC "Knack To Hack" "Chris Pollman"
"Blackbird" Beatles "Whitebird" "ND Cracker"
"Bridge Over Troubled Water" Simon & Garfunkel "Midge, She's My Troubled Daughter" "Chris Pollman"
"Calendar Girl" Neil Sedaka "Bartender Girl" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Captain Jack" Billy Joel "Malcolm's Back" "Michael Florio"
"Cocaine" Eric Clapton "Old Age" "Phil Alexander"
"Down Payment Blues" AC/DC "Installment Blues" "Chris Pollman"
"Everyday People" Sly and the Family Stone "Stupid White People" "Syncronos"
"Eye In The Sky" Alan Parsons Project "Ai In The Sky (Allen Iverson Project)" "Yoidy"
"From the Bottom of My Broken Heart" Britney Spears "Maggie, Lisa, Marge, Homer, and Bart" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Goodnight Saigon" Billy Joel "Goodflight 09/11" "Bin Maclean"
"Green Acres" Eddie Albert/Eva Gabor "Cabrini-Green Acres" "Tim Hall"
"I Believe I Can Fly" R. Kelly "I Believe I Can Walk" "Bob Gomez"
"I Need A Girl Part 1" P. Diddy "I Really Need A Girl (No Lying!) Part 1" "Manilla Diddy Combs--The Real No Money Records"
"Ignition Remix" R Kelly "Remix from Prison(dishin')" "WhoBettaThanMe"
"Jammin'" Bob Marley and The Wailers "Spammin'" "Bob Gomez"
"Macho Man" Village People "Taco, Taco Bell" "Michael Hack"
"Nice Guys Finish Last" Green Day "Brintey Spears is Dumb" "Lydia D'Angelo"
"Put Your Lights On" Santana/Everlast "Butcher Nice Songs" "Bob Gomez"
"Revolution" The Beatles "(Can't wait for Matrix) Revolutions" "Patrick Yoness"
"Sherry Baby" The Four Seasons "Merry Baby" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Short People" Randy Newman "Dumb People" "Tim Hall"
"Sk8er Boi" Avri Lavigne "Sk8er Grrl" "Sk8erBoi"
"Sk8er Boi" Avril Lavigne "Snobbi Grl" "Sugar Bear's Baby"
"So You Want To Be A Rock N Roll Star" The Byrds "AmiRight Star" "Bob Gomez"
"Somewhere I Belong" Linken Park "A Pink and Purple Thong" "Dark Lord"
"Start Me Up" Rolling Stones "Tie Me Up" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Ash Grove" Traditional Welsh "The Ash Tray" "Phil Alexander"
"The Sound Of Silence" Simon & Garfunkel "The Sound Of Science" "Chris Pollman"
"Tie Your Mother Down" Queen "Tie Old Malky Down" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Wait and Bleed" Slipknot "Wheres The Cheese?" "Amor E Morte"

May 21, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"A Spoonful Of Sugar" Julie Andrews "A Tune Full Of Boogers" "Bob Gomez"
"Albert Flasher" The Guess Who "Ari Fleisher" "Malcolm Higgins"
"All Star" Smashmouth "Ma-Gus" "Jeishii Kanzaki"
"Bad Moon Rising" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Mad Cow Arising" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Ballad of the Beverly Hillbillies" Flat & Scruggs "The Ballad of Watson & Crick" "Wild Man"
"Blackened" Metallica "Flattened" "Diseased Minds"
"Cleanin' Out My Closet" Eminem "Hey Arnold Version" "Jimmy J."
"Come Undone" Robbie Williams "Show My Bum" "Jim A"
"Dirty Old Town" Ewan McColl "Dirty Old Time" "Bob Ferguson"
"Ebony and Ivory" Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney "TV Shows from the Eighties" "Jim A"
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" Poison "Every Kid Has His Porn" "Michael Florio"
"For The Longest Time" Billy Joel "(I Wanted You) For The Longest Time" "JJ Hernandez"
"Hotel California" The Eagles "Coke Machine's Out-of-Order" "Cameron"
"I Believe I Can Fly" R. Kelly "I Believe I Can Fry (NOT gross like the other parody with a similar title)" "Anonymous"
"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman" Britney Spears "I'm Gonna Hurl, Ate Too Much Ramen" "Chris Bodily TM"
"In The Still Of The Night" The Five Satins "It's Miss Miller Tonight" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Innocence" Harlequin "Syrians" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Innocence" Harlequin "Syrians" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Keep On Loving You" REO Speedwagon "Keep On Huffin' Glue" "Claude Prez"
"Keep Rockin Me Baby" Steve Miller Band "Keep Crackin Me Baby" "Royce Miller"
"Letters to You" Finch "I Hate Writing Letters" "Meedy Gray"
"Life's Been Good" Joe Walsh "Life Has Kicked My Ass" "The Great Karlando"
"My Guy" Mary Wells "My Fly" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Rock is Dead" Marilyn Manson "Chalk is Lead" "Operation Filth"
"Shameless" Billy Joel "Homeless" "Diseased Minds"
"She F'n Hates Me" Puddle of Mudd "I'm Freaking Lazy" "JJ Hernandez"
"Stand Tall" Burton Cummings "Last Call" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Take A Chance On Me" Abba "They're Implants On Me" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Chicken Song" Spitting Image "The Turkey Song" "Jim A"
"The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" Gordon Lightfoot "The Death Of The Westchester Herald" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Think It Over" Buddy Holly "Roll Me Over ( In Mazola)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Unforgettable" Nat King Cole "Undetectable" "King Malcolm and Queen Royce"
"Worried Man Blues" Woody Guthrie "Arsenal Fan Blues" "Jim A"

May 22, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Death On Two Legs" Queen "Ham And Two Eggs" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Fell In Love With A Girl" White Stripes "Fell In Love With The Mall" "Michael Florio"
"Home on the Range" Traditional "Homeowners are Strange" "Royce Miller"
"How Do I Live" Leann Rimes "Heidi's Saga Continues: How will I Live" "Necrotoxen666"
"I Must Not Chase The Boys" PLAY "I Want All The Girls" "JJ Hernandez"
"I Won't Be Home For Christmas" Blink 182 "I Don't Like Her One Bit" "bLiNk*Me*ToM"
"Landslide" Fleetwood Mac "Kohler" "Yoidy"
"Living In The Past" Jethro Tull "Living In A Cast" "The Great Karlando"
"Lonely People" America "Corny People" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Mellow Yellow" Donovan "Mellow Fellow" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Radar Love" Golden Earring "Writers Block" "Billy Florio"
"Rockin Me Baby" Steve Miller "Squashin Me Baby" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Sad Songs" Elton John "Mad Cows" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Shout" Tears for Fears "Fart" "Shaun Chinen"
"Sundown" Gordon Lightfoot "Rundown" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Anthem" Good Charlotte "The Sex Change" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Tom's Diner" Suzanne Vega "Moe's Tavern" "Tim Hall"
"Under The Boardwalk" The Drifters "Stopped At The Border" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Unforgettable" Nat King Cole "You're a Vegetable" "Royce Miller"
"Uptown Girl" Billy Joel "Hangover" "Shaun Chinen"
"Wanted Dead Or Alive" Bon Jovi "Girls Gone Wild" "The Great Karlando"
"We Are The Champions" Queen "Quiddich Is Stupid" "Phil Alexander"

May 23, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"Adam's Song" Blink 182 "Ginger's Song" "Shaun Chinen"
"An Old Fashioned Love Song" Three Dog Night "A W or a Y Song" "Merry & Pippin"
"Arms Wide Open" Creed "Carm's(Soprano) Wide Open" "Diva"
"Ballad of Easy Rider" The Byrds "Ballad of Chernobyl" "Jim A"
"Call Me" Blondie "Stall Me" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cleaning Out My Closet" Eminem "We're the Ninja Turtles" "Syncronos"
"Cuts Like A Knife" Bryan Adams "Nags Like A Wife" "Jeff Reuben"
"Easy Lover" Philip Bailey & Phil Collins "Crazy Driver" "lebeiW15"
"Gone" N'sync "Fat" "Mimique and Splashique"
"Heaven" Dj Sammy "Beckham" "Jim A"
"Holiday Road" Lindsey Buckingham "Cinnamon Rolls" "lebeiW15"
"I Don't Need That Rockin' Chair" George Jones "I Don't Need That Witches' Brew" "Sarah Cason"
"I Started A Joke" The Bee Gees "I Suffered A Stroke" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I Wanna be Sedated" The Ramones "I be Educated" "Floyd's Garage"
"Irresistible" Jessica Simpson "Photosynthesis" "Tone-Def"
"Londons Burning" The Clash "Londons Boring" "Jim A"
"Lose Yourself" Eminem "Lose All Year" "Mike Armstrong"
"Lydia, the Tattooed Lady" Groucho Marx "Annika, the Golfing Lady" "Bob Gomez"
"Macho Man" Village People "Mao Tse-Tung" "Bill Farrell"
"One Step Closer" Linkin Park "One Inch Fatter" "Shaun Chinen"
"Piano Man" Billy Joel "Piano Pimp" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Pulling Mussels From The Shell" Squeeze "Chicks With Muscles Look Like Hell" "Malcolm Higgins"
"She's A Lady" Tom Jones "Cheese Or Gravy?" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Heart of Rock and Roll" Huey Lewis and the News "The Heart of Ol' Baghdad" "Merry & Pippin"
"The Old Man Down the Road" John Fogerty "The Bat Boy is on the Loose" "Floyd's Garage"
"The Things We Do for Love" 10cc "The Things We Get Rid Of" "Merry & Pippin"
"Wasting My Time" Default "Wasting My Dimes (Broken Vending Machine Song)" "lebeiW15"
"Waterloo" Abba "Impromptu Song" "Merry & Pippin"
"We Gotta Get Outta This Place" The Animals "You Better Get Outta My Face" "Malcolm Higgins"
"We Just Disagree" Dave Mason "We Must Parody" "Malcolm Higgins"
"What A Wonderful World" Louis Armstrong "What's Become Of Our World?" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" War "Why We Need Depends" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Woman" John Lennon "Women" "Malcolm Higgins"

May 26, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"1999" Prince "1969" "Wild Man"
"25 Miles to Go" Edwin Starr "25 Songs to go" "Syncronos"
"3 a.m. (I must be lonely)" Matchbox 20 "3 a.m. (Why am I hungry?)" "Syncronos"
"A Fine Romance" Fred Astaire "Online Romance" "Bob Gomez"
"A Letter from Camp" Allan Sherman "E-Mail from Ensenada" "Royce Miller"
"A World Without Love" Peter & Gordon "A World Wit'out Club" "Michael Pacholek"
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You" Heart "All I Wanna Do Is Eat Take Out Food" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Amanda" Boston "Viagra" "Malcolm Higgins"
"American Life" Madonna "Frank n Furt Life" "Slim"
"American Woman" Guess Who "American Idol (Go Ahead Maik' My Clay Version)" "ParodyKeet"
"As Long As You Love Me" Backstreet Boys "As Long As You'll Love Me" "Carsauna"
"Ballad of Jed Clampett" Earl Skruggs "Beverly Hillybilly Gates" "Guy Di Rito"
"Ballad of Palladin" Theme Song "Ballad Of Saddam" "Guy DiRito"
"Band On The Run" Paul McCartney and Wings "Dems on the Run" "Guy DiRIto"
"Big, Bad John" Jimmy Dean "Ballad of Baghdad Bob" "Guy DiRito"
"Bohemian Rhapsody" Queen "I Got A Bum Rapsody" "Guy DiRIto"
"Bohemian Rhapsody" Queen "Wonderin Rhapsody" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cars" Gary Numan "Scars" "M. Hale"
"Centrefield" John Fogerty "In Left Field" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cocaine" Eric Clapton "Cobain" "Claude Prez"
"Complicated" Avril Lavigne "Aggrivated" "Da Chazman"
"Complicated" Avril Lavigne "When Your Song's Rated" "wdh"
"Crazy Train" Ozzy Osbourne "Lazy Brain" "Mark & Gary Rakes"
"Don't Bring Me Down" Electric Light Orchestra "Don't Bring Me Cows" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Down By The School Yard" Paul Simon "Don't Have A Green Card" "Syncronos"
"Dust In The Wind" Kansas "Buck-Naked Skin" "MuDdLe"
"El Paso" Marty Robbins "El Gaso" "Guy DiRito"
"Flavor of the Weak" American Hi-Fi "Losers and the Creeps" "Leila and The Flaming Blue Frogs"
"Fool on the Hill" The Beatles "Ghoul In His Cell" "Guy DiRito"
"For The Longest Time" Billy Joel "For The Longest Time" "Bob Gomez"
"Get Back" Paul McCartney and Wings "Set Back" "Guy DiRito"
"Ghostbusters" Ray Parker Junior "Roachbusters" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Gloria" Laura Branigan "Florida" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)" Jay-Z "Tight Website (Parody Anthem)" "S.T.G."
"Headed For A Heartache" Winger "Headed For The Buffet" "Michael Florio"
"Hearts Are Gonna Roll" Johnny Van Zant "Popsicle Road" "Michael Hack"
"Hearts" Marty Balin "Farts" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Here Come Santa Clause" Traditional Christmas "Ode To The Cafeteria (Lollipops Flying)" "Jenni Sweet Cheese, Diane Inkirine, Lisa the Lucky"
"House of the Rising Sun" Frijid Pink "House of the Coward's Run" "Guy DiRito"
"How About You" Staind "How About You" "Ghetto John"
"I Drove All Night" Roy Orbinson "I Drove All Night (And Crashed Your Car)" "D-Boz"
"I Saw Her Standing There" The Beatles "I Saw Her Skating There" "Michael Pacholek"
"I Want a New Drug" Huey Lewis and the News "I Want a Big Mac!" "Syncronos"
"I Will Still Love You" Britney Spears "That Guy From Kung Fu" "Chris Bodily TM"
"I'm An Old Cowhand" Bing Crosby "I'm Canadian" "Royce Miller"
"If You Leave Me Now" Chicago "If You Deceive Me Now" "Malcolm Higgins"
"In A Little While" Uncle Kracker "Do Not Flip The Dial" "Michael Florio"
"In Da Club" 50 Cent "The Bithday Song" "Chris Jones"
"In My Place" Coldplay "In Your Face" "Joey"
"Inside Out" Eve 6 "Flipping Out (Road Rage Song)" "Melhi"
"Iris" Goo Goo Dolls "The Allergy Song (Sinus)" "Michael Florio"
"Jet Airliner" Steve Miller "Black Eyeliner" "king Malcolm and Queen Royce"
"Kryptonite" 3 Doors Down "It Isn't Right" "Jeishii Kanzaki"
"Like A Stone" Audioslave "Fred Flintstone" "Josh Bain"
"Like a Stone" Audioslave "Like a Clone" "Brandon Robinson"
"Losing My Religion" R.E.M. "Harry Potter" "Syncronos"
"Love Will Keep Us Together" Captain And Tennille "Drugs Will Keep Us Together" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Luka" Suzanne Vega "Euchre" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Maneater" Hall And Oates "Spamreader" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Many Men" 50 Cent "Many Fish" "White Thugs"
"Monalisas and Madhatters" Elton John "Pro Wrestlers Are Bad Actors" "Michael Florio"
"My Girl" The Temptations "My Skirl" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Ode To Joy" Beethoven "Ode To Summer" "Diane Inkirine"
"Piano Man" Billy Joel "Burger Man" "wdh"
"Piano Man" Billy Joel "The Organist" "Michael Pacholek"
"Pilate's Dream" Jesus Christ Superstar "Pilate's Review" "Sega"
"Pinky & The Brain theme Song" Animaniacs "Pippin & Merry" "Tone-Def"
"Price To Play" Staind "Songs We Write" "Ghetto John"
"Puff The Magic Dragon" Peter Paul and Mary "Bush The Greedy President" "Joey"
"Purple Haze" Jimi Hendrix "Modem Hays" "Guy DiRito"
"Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See" Busta Rhymes "The X-men (part 1)" "Syncronos"
"Rock'n Me" Steve Miller Band "Broccoli" "Claude Prez"
"Runaway Train" Soul Asylum "On The Away Team" "Chad White"
"Running With The Devil" Van Halen "Kill That Stupid Gecko" "Michael Florio"
"Scenes from an Italian Restuarant" Billy Joel "Scenes from a Fast Food Restuarant" "Syncronos"
"See Me, Feel Me" The Who "The Vegetable Song" "Bob Gomez"
"Sexy Eyes" Dr Hook "Chunky Thighs" "Malcolm Higgins"
"She Got a Ticket to RIde" Beatles "He's gone to Tikrit to hide" "Guy DiRito"
"Shipbuilding" Elvis Costello and the Attractions "Filesharing" "Jim A"
"Shock The Monkey" Peter Gabriel "Scratch The Butthole" "Tim Hall"
"Simply Irresistible" Robert Palmer "Chillin' with the Huxtables" "Syncronos"
"Smooth Operator" Sade "Bell Operator" "Malcolm Higgins"
"So Far Away" Staind "On Amiright" "Ghetto John"
"Solitary Man" Neil Diamond "Unopened Can of Spam" "Royce Miller"
"Stop! In the Name of Love" The Supremes "Sloshed! For my AP Test" "Tone-Def"
"Summer Girls" LFO "Summer Boy Bands" "Jeff Billman"
"Superman" Eminem "Chemestry" "Brandon Robinson"
"Television" Bad Religion "Eurovision" "Jim A"
"The Hell Song" Sum 41 "The Swell Song( The Brady Bunch Anthem)" "Ghetto John & Shelly Gal"
"The Man Who Murdered Love" XTC "The Man Who Hates The Fat" "Olvan The Terrible"
"The Reflex" Duran Duran "The X-men" "Syncronos"
"Whats My Age Agian" blink-182 "Whats My Weight Agian?" "Loserkid"
"Wherever You Will Go" The Calling "Soccer" "Joey"
"Who Can It Be Now?" Men at Work "I Can Not See Now" "Brandon Robinson"
"Working On the Railroad" Irish American Folk Song "Stamping Out the Terror" "Stray Pooch"
"Year 3000" Busted "David Beckham" "Kimmmmaayyy"
"Year 3000" Busted "Year 2000" "April Slocombe"
"Zoe Jane" Staind "Mary Jane" "Ghetto John"

May 27, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"99.9% Sure (I've Never Been Here Before)" Brian McComas "33.3% Sure (I Won't Lose It In '04)" "Mike Armstrong"
"A Horse With No Name" America "A House With Much Blame" "Guy DiRito"
"All I Have to Do is Dream" The Everly Brothers "All I Have to Eat is Beans" "Merry & Pippin"
"Bullet With Butterfly Wings" Smashing Pumpkins "Tingle(The Queer Elf)" "Josh Bain"
"Celluloid Heroes" Kinks "Cellulite Heroes" "Michael Florio"
"Cherry Bomb" The Runaways "Uncle Tom" "Floyd's Garage"
"Coconut" Harry Nilsson "Slot Machine" "Tim Hall"
"Come As You Are" Nirvana "Please Leave The Bar" "Billy Florio & Ghetto John"
"Come Out and Play" The Offspring "Keep It 'Frigerated" "Polka Person"
"Dazed And Confused" Led Zeppelin "Billy’s Confused" "Chris Pollman"
"Fat" Weird Al Yankovich "Thin" "Bob Smith"
"Friends in Low Places" Garth Brooks "Friends at Camp Benson" "Michael Hack"
"Good Riddance(Time Of Your Life)" Green Day "Michael Meyers(Hack Me With Your Knife)" "Josh Bain"
"Hair" The Cowsills "The Evil Jason Blair" "The Minister Of Reality"
"Heaven" Warrant "Seven(a tribute)" "Michael Florio"
"I Can Dream About You" Dan Hartman "I Can't Walk Around You" "Billy Florio"
"I Love Rock & Roll" Joan Jett and the Blackhearts "A Persistant Troll" "Jim A"
"I Think We're Alone Now" Tommy James and the Shandells "I'm Accident Prone Now" "Michael Florio"
"I'd Really Love To See You Tonight" England Dan And John Ford Coley "If You're Chicks I'd Love To Do You Tonight" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm With You" Avril Lavigne "I'm A Schmoo" "ShellyGal"
"Indiana Wants Me" R.Dean Taylor "In the Tanning Salon" "Merry & Pippin"
"Jingle Bells" Traditional "Prison Bells" "Sam I Am"
"Joey" Concrete Blonde "Joey, Ross and Rachel" "Jonathan C."
"Let's Hear It For the Boy" Denise Williams "Let's Hear It For McCoy" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Picture" Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow "Fishing" "Jeff Reuben and Roxanne Kircher"
"Pop" N'sync "Socks ( Part 5)" "Ghetto John"
"Quit Playing Games with my Heart" Backstreet Boys "Quit Blaming Me for your Farts" "Floyd's Garage"
"Still The One" Orleans "All In Fun" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Suicide Is Painless (the MASH song)" Johnny Mandel "S.P.A.M. (Eating Spam is Painless)" "Polka Person"
"TNT" AC DC "Double D" "Floyd's Garage"
"Take It To The Limit" The Eagles "Fake It, To The Limit" "Malcolm Higgins"
"The Hell Song" Sum 41 "The Candy Song For People Who Loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Candy Like I Mean You Love It Not Like So Dont Argue With The Kind Of Candy" "BiGdUdE111"
"The Morning After" Maureen McGovern "The Mourning After" "Merry & Pippin"
"Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree" Tony Orlando and Dawn "I Want to be Given All of My Coke Free" "Merry & Pippin"
"Windy" The Association "Mimsie" "Andrea Huckstep"
"Working Class Hero" John Lennon "Upper Class Weirdo" "Jim A"

May 28, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"All I Want" Offspring "All Is Merde" "Sir Ix-a-lot"
"Barbie Girl" Aqua "Cheeky Girls" "Me, myself and ..."
"Beautiful" Christina Aguilera "Musical" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Bottle Of Wine" Tom Paxton "Blasted On Wine" "Malcolm Higins"
"Cherry Pie" Warrant "Suicide" "Floyd's Garage"
"Coconut" Nilsson "Two Foot Putt" "Malcolm Higins"
"Colours" Donovan "Yellow Is The Color" "Bob Gomez"
"Heart Shaped Box" Nirvana "TV Land" "Tim Hall"
"Hound Dog" Elvis Presley "Web Log" "Claude Prez"
"Mad Season" Matchbox 20 "Bad Season" "Michael Florio"
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer" The Beatles "Another Bastard Spammer" "Phil Alexander"
"Modern Love" David Bowie "Modem Love" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Moondance" Van Morrison "Barndance" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Part Time Lover" Stevie Wonder "Cyber Lovers" "Queen Royce & King Malcolm"
"People Are Strange" Doors "I Dont Like Gays(The Homophobic Song)" "Michael Florio"
"Revolution" The Beatles "I've Seen Islamic Revolutions" "Bob Gomez"
"She's Got The Look" Roxette "She's Got Tourette's" "Snaggletoth"
"The Hands That Built America" U2 "The Hands That Built the NHL" "Moosehead"
"The Unicorn" The Irish Rovers "My Alpenhorn" "Merry & Pippin"
"Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree" Tony Orlando & Dawn "Buy Some Toilet Paper Don't Make Me Use Leaves" "Royce Miller"
"Tom Dooley" The Kingston Trio "Tom's Goolies" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Una Paloma Blanca" George Baker "I'm Not A Total Wanker" "Phil Alexander"
"What It's Like to Be Me" Britney Spears "What It's Like to Beam Me" "Chris Bodily TM"
"When Heaven Comes Down" Dokken "When The Bubble Comes Down" "Jeff Reuben"

May 29, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"(This song is Just) Six Words Long" Weird Al "Six Foot Bong" "Necrotoxen666"
"All Dead, All Dead" Queen "All Cramped, All Cramped" "The Anti-Corporate Outlaw"
"Always On My Mind" Willie Nelson "Twice my Size" "Necrotoxen666"
"Army" Ben Folds Five "Bacardi" "Tone-Def"
"Beauty School Dropout" Frankie Avalon "Traffic School Dropout" "KCJ"
"Boys" The Beatles "Royce" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cars" Gary Numan "SARS" "Eric Steiner"
"Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)" Harry Belafonte "No Way-O (The Ugly Old Goat Song)" "Guy DiRito"
"Do Re Mi" Julie Andrews "Dough Ray Me" "Royce Miller"
"Donna" Richie Valens "Condit" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Headstrong" Trapt "So Wrong" "Shaun Chinen"
"Hello Goodbye" The Beatles "Jello Pudding" "Floyd's Garage"
"Hitchin A Ride" Vanity Faire "Gitch Up Inside" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'll Be Back" The Beatles "I'll Be Fat" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I'm So Tired" The Beatles "I'm So Wired" "Malcolm Higgins"
"I've got a Rock and Roll heart" Eric Clapton "I've Got A Broken Down Car" "Billy Florio"
"La Bamba" Richie Valens "Morocco" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Like a Stone" Audioslave "Swallowed Bone" "Shaun Chinen"
"Linger" Cranberrys "Linger (literally)" "Yoidy"
"Lonely People" America "Lonely Hungry People" "Yoidy"
"Lucky" Britney Spears "Chucky (The Doll)" "Chris Bodily TM"
"My Generation" The Who "Prozac Generation" "Tim Hall"
"Problem Child" AC/DC "Pablum Child" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Running Away" Hoobastank "Ollieing Away" "Salman"
"Tubthumping" Chumbawamba "Priest Hood" "Necrotoxen666"
"Up In Smoke" Cheech and Chong "Cheech and Chong" "Tim Hall"
"What I Like About You" The Romantics "What I Like About Pooh" "Malcolm Higgins"
"What's My Age Again?" Blink 182 "What's Biology?" "bLiNk*Me*ToM"
"When I'm Gone" 3 Doors Down "When I Yawn" "Salman"
"Who'll Stop The Rain" Creedence Clearwater Rivival "Who'll Clean The Drain" "Michael Florio"

May 30, 2003
Original SongOriginal ArtistParody SongParody Author
"5,6,7,8" Steps "Disconnection in 5,6,7,8.." "BarbieBimbo"
"All Right Now" Free "All My Cows" "Malcolm Higgins"
"America" Simon & Garfunkel "Bonerland" "Im Weasel"
"Back in the USSR" The Beatles "Back With Your B.s. For Sure" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Big Gun" AC/DC "Big Buns" "Chris Pollman"
"Blackbird" Paul McCartney "Blackbirds to Boo Birds (WT)" "Guy DiRito"
"Controversy" Prince "Bureaucracy" "Jim A"
"Cool Rider (From the movie Grease 2)" Michelle Pfeiffer "Tomb Raider" "BarbieBimbo"
"Danny's Song" Anne Murray "Roycie's Song" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Don't Bring Me Down" Electric Light Orchestra "Don't Vote That Clown" "Michael Pacholek"
"East Virginia Blues" Traditional "Psychic Phoneline Blues" "Melhi"
"Everybody Wants To Rule The World" Tears For Fears "Moose And Squirrel" "Rice Cube & Watt Daddy"
"Freak Like Me" Sugababes "Geek Like Me" "SaX"
"Hold Me Now" Thompson Twins "No Mad Cow" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Homeward bound" Simon and Garfunkle "Islam Bound" "Zaphod beeble brox"
"I Believe I Can Fly" R.Kelly "I Believe I Can Shop" "HybridObsession + LimboPrimordialVersace"
"I Get Knocked Down" Chumbawumba "I Hate Perfume" "Static"
"I'd Do Anything" Simple Plan "I'd Do Anything" "Necrotoxen666"
"Infatuation" Rod Stewart "It's Menstruation" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Into The Great Wide Open" Tom Petty "I Entered The Gay Pride Open" "Malcolm Higgins"
"It's A Good Life If You Don't Weaken" The Tragically Hip "It's A Good Life If You Don't CS" "Seizurebleak"
"Jungleland" Bruce Springsteen "Ferdinand's" "Yoidy"
"Just the Way You Are" Billy Joel "The Way You Really Are" "Royce Miller"
"Kodachrome" Paul Simon "Chromosomes" "Guy DiRito"
"Kodachrome" Paul Simon "Chromosome" "Guy DiRito"
"Livin' After Midnight" Judas Priest "Drinkin' all the Mad Dog" "Floyd's Garage"
"Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee" Stockard Channing "Forgive me, I have A.D.D." "Wild man"
"Love Train" The O'Jays "Drug Trade" "My name is Kenny"
"Mr Bojangles" Nitty Gritty Dirt Band "Mr Hojangles" "Yoidy"
"Mr. Tambourine Man" Bob Dylan "All You Democrats" "Adam Bernstein"
"O Death" Ralph Stanley "O Debt" "Melhi"
"One Day More" Les Miserables "One Month More (till graduation)" "neminem"
"Piano Man" Billy Joel "Comic Fan" "Zaphod Beeblebrox"
"Pimp Juice" Nelly "Wimp Juice" "white thugs"
"Rag Doll" Aerosmith "Shag Doll" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Runnin' Down a Dream" Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers "Drinkin' my Jim Beam" "Floyd's Garage"
"Sausalito Summer Night" Deisel "Got Mosquitos Every Night" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Talking in Your Sleep" The Romantics "Walking in Your Sleep" "lebeiW15"
"The Brilliant Dance" Dashboard Confessional "Ode to Chris Carrabba" "Momo"
"The Logical Song" Supertramp "The Cereal Song" "lebeiW15"
"The Sign" Ace of Base "The Line" "BarbieBimbo"
"Unwell" Matchbox 20 "Unkempt" "Tone-Def"
"Wanted Dead or Alive" Bon Jovi "Want a New Song to Write" "lebeiW15"
"When I'm 64" The Beatles "When I'm 84" "Michael Pacholek"
"YMCA" Village People "(It's Fun to Play in the) LPGA" "Spaff.com"
"Yellow Submarine" Beatles "Dying Regime" "Devin Manis"
"You're The One That I Want" Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta "You're The One That I Want" "Steven Cavanagh"
"You've Got Another Thing Comin'" Judas Priest "You've Got Another Beer Comin'" "Mark Rakes"
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