-> "I'd Do Anything"
Original Song Title:
"I'd Do Anything"
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Parody Song Title:
"I'd Do Anything"
The Lyrics
Another date is going by.
Your staring at me all the time.
But you want more,
And I am waiting.
And I wrote this letter, in my head
About the last time in my bed.
And since that time
I can't pee straight.
This could be the one last chance
To make you understand.
I'd do anything
Just as long as it's not you.
Because you gave me crabs
Somehow I can't put that in the past.
I'd do anything
Not to fall asleep with you
Please remember me,
And I swear
I can't forget you.
Together we broke all the rules
Cause you still got two years of school.
Leave my place
And never come back.
So yeah, maybe after two more years
We can go out and grab a beer.
I'll be here
You'll be waiting
This could be the one last chance, To make you understand.
And I just have time to say it once again
I'd do anything
Just as long as it's not you
You try to make me laugh
And I cannot put you in the past.
I'd do anything
Not to fall asleep with you
Your only seventeen
And you know
I just turned forty two.
I close my eyes
Not to see you nude
Please close your thighs
I'm trying to sleep
Just to forget you.
Nanana (....)
And I'd do anything but you
I'd do anything
Just as long as it's not you.
Because you gave me crabs
Somehow I can't put that in the past.
I'd do anything
Not to fall asleep with you
Not fall asleep with you
With you
I'd do anything
Not to fall asleep with you
I'd do anything
There's nothing I can do
I'd do anything
Not to fall asleep with you
I'd do anything
And you know
I just turned forty two.
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