I just put a new song out
and Im writing up some more
I sure as hell aint fading
On the charts my songs do roar

Mr Phil Alexander
is ahead of me infact
but after today
he will be way way far back

I dont need to be above William Tong
As long as I will always write my awesome songs

Seven isnt too far away
I will be there after today
with my brand new parodies

And I write about the news
and my hits aint no suprise
like the little old lady one
and the others that I write

When i log on amiright
and then the charts I see
I write some more bout some things
and they chart so constantly

I dont need to be a good woman
as long as I will always have so many fans

Seven isnt too far away
I will be there after today
with my brand new parodies
that will do great

now Michael will write about
my songs and how they chart
he is just so far up now
to catch him will be hard

I will write my song so slow
if they suck, then I dont care
'cause I dont write for you
but Ill never give up song writing

Seven isnt too far away
I will be there after today
with my brand new parodies
that will do great