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Song Parodies -> "Brintey Spears is Dumb"
Original Song Title:
"Nice Guys Finish Last"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Green Day
Parody Song Title:
"Brintey Spears is Dumb"
Parody Written by:
Lydia D'Angelo
The Lyrics
VERSE 1
Britney Spears is dumb
She likes to suck her thumb
She is always whinin' all the time
With that fake blonde hair
She likes to look and stare
Pretendin' that she knows what's goin on
CHORUS
Neurosurgeon crack her skull
And tell me what you find
Is there something there between her ears?
Everyone can have their fame
But now we know the truth
You were in fifth grade for seven years
Oh, Britney Spears is dumb
Her head must be real numb
Her mommy must have dropped her
She ain't too bright
(repeat)
VERSE 2
You're dating Justin T.
Your I.Q.'s why he'll leave
He'll kick you out and date some other chick
He'll take what he needs
He thinks that you're on weed
To kill the memories (He's got no shame)
CHORUS
Britney Spears is dumb
She likes to suck her thumb
She is always whinin' all the time
With that fake blonde hair
She likes to look and stare
Pretendin' that she knows what's goin on
CHORUS
Neurosurgeon crack her skull
And tell me what you find
Is there something there between her ears?
Everyone can have their fame
But now we know the truth
You were in fifth grade for seven years
Oh, Britney Spears is dumb
Her head must be real numb
Her mommy must have dropped her
She ain't too bright
(repeat)
VERSE 2
You're dating Justin T.
Your I.Q.'s why he'll leave
He'll kick you out and date some other chick
He'll take what he needs
He thinks that you're on weed
To kill the memories (He's got no shame)
CHORUS
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not funny at all! Three, one, one.
i thought it woz crap and i think ur jealous u b.i.t.c.h u don't even no her and u r making tite songs about her, well i thoght my 1 year old sister woz stupid, i obviously hadn't seen u yet
i love you britney very much as on! im crazy listening 2 ur songs its really rock men! ur my inspiration! the song is suck! who made dat?
My god your spelling is horrible. I can spell better than you and I'm eleven!
Nice parody, and very true. 5-5-5.
Brintey spears is not doumb .
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