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Song Parodies -> "Annika, the Golfing Lady"
Original Song Title:
"Lydia, the Tattooed Lady"
Original Performer:
Groucho Marx
Parody Song Title:
"Annika, the Golfing Lady"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
I would hate Vijay Singh so much more if he weren't a member of an oppressed minority.
Annika, the Golfing Lady
Annika, oh Annika
Say have you met Annika
Annika the go-olfing lady?
She hits drives that men adore some
In a foursome, there's Ms. Sorenstam
Annika, oh Annika
You say what you wannika
Annika's the Queen of all Golf!
She's been counting her victories by the score,
Gets accolades when she steps out on the course,
And how many millions? 2-point-8-6-4....
That's one year for our Ms. Annika!
La, lala, la lala
When her driver's unleashed
She will make guys say "Sheesh!"
As she splits the fairway in half;
With the putter she's keen
When traversing the green--
While Vijay is bitching, I have to laugh!
La lala, la lala
La lala, la lala
Annika, oh Annika
Say have you met Annika
Annika the go-olfing lady?
5 foot 6 from Stockholm, Sweden--
Male approval she's not needin'
Annika, oh Annika
It would be ironica
Annika could whip Vijay's ass!
It would be so sublime and so awe-inspirin'
As she's looking forward to soon retirin'
The sight of her beating him with her six-iron--
He could learn a lot from Annika!
La, lala, la lala
La, lala, la lala
Come along and see tournament thrills on the telly
Munch on a pastrami and cheese from a deli
Here's a cute pitch and at that you just can't scoff
Here's Ms. S. and she's beating their pants off!
La, lala, la lala
La, lala, la lala
Annika, Ms. Sorenstam
For you I'm all forenstam
Annika, the Queen of all Golf!
She'll garnish her kitchen with trophies she's won
And whack Vijay Singh in the balls just for fun
The greatest damn golfer since Babe Didrickson---
Let us tip our hats to Annika!
I said Annika
He said Annika
I said Annika
He said Annika
Ole!
Annika, oh Annika
Say have you met Annika
Annika the go-olfing lady?
She hits drives that men adore some
In a foursome, there's Ms. Sorenstam
Annika, oh Annika
You say what you wannika
Annika's the Queen of all Golf!
She's been counting her victories by the score,
Gets accolades when she steps out on the course,
And how many millions? 2-point-8-6-4....
That's one year for our Ms. Annika!
La, lala, la lala
When her driver's unleashed
She will make guys say "Sheesh!"
As she splits the fairway in half;
With the putter she's keen
When traversing the green--
While Vijay is bitching, I have to laugh!
La lala, la lala
La lala, la lala
Annika, oh Annika
Say have you met Annika
Annika the go-olfing lady?
5 foot 6 from Stockholm, Sweden--
Male approval she's not needin'
Annika, oh Annika
It would be ironica
Annika could whip Vijay's ass!
It would be so sublime and so awe-inspirin'
As she's looking forward to soon retirin'
The sight of her beating him with her six-iron--
He could learn a lot from Annika!
La, lala, la lala
La, lala, la lala
Come along and see tournament thrills on the telly
Munch on a pastrami and cheese from a deli
Here's a cute pitch and at that you just can't scoff
Here's Ms. S. and she's beating their pants off!
La, lala, la lala
La, lala, la lala
Annika, Ms. Sorenstam
For you I'm all forenstam
Annika, the Queen of all Golf!
She'll garnish her kitchen with trophies she's won
And whack Vijay Singh in the balls just for fun
The greatest damn golfer since Babe Didrickson---
Let us tip our hats to Annika!
I said Annika
He said Annika
I said Annika
He said Annika
Ole!
©Bob Gomez 2003 Fijian retards.
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Absolutely superb, Bob (though didn't Vijay Singh say he'd been misquoted?)
Annie Oakley Sorenstam: Anything you can do, I can do better! Her performance shows just how stupid most golfers really are. Right, Strom Hootie Johnson? And if Vijay Singh is too chicken to walk onto a golf course with a woman, then he might as well hand over his (REMAINDER OF MESSAGE CENSORED)
Outstanding parody, Bob, but shouldn't you Fijians stick together? Your timing for putting the parody on Amiright is perfect! Michael - I don't see how Annika's ability proves that golfers are stupid - if anything, it proves the opposite.
"Quote me as being misquoted"-Groucho Marx... Nice job with a song from "At the circus" (yes, that was the Marx brothers movie this was from. and Bob, just because he is a minority is doesnt mean you cant hate him.....hating a person is different than hating a whole ethnic group....if I say I hate this one black guy, does that make me racist? I didnt think so.....good job anyway
"Whack Vijay Singh in the balls just for fun" is exactly the sort of thing that makes me glad I hang around here. Great idea superbly executed
Groucho would be proud. You said the secret woid!
Now THIS is why I always check out the "Latest Comments" link on Amiright's front-page - helps me find older parodies worthy of note. This one's a scream! So many wonderful lines!!
...."It would be ironica"
....."5 foot 6 from Stockholm, Sweden--Male approval she's not needin' "
...."She'll garnish her kitchen with trophies she's won
And whack Vijay Singh in the balls just for fun"
GREAT JOB !
...."It would be ironica"
....."5 foot 6 from Stockholm, Sweden--Male approval she's not needin' "
...."She'll garnish her kitchen with trophies she's won
And whack Vijay Singh in the balls just for fun"
GREAT JOB !
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