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Song Parodies -> "Annika, the Golfing Lady"

Original Song Title:

"Lydia, the Tattooed Lady"

Original Performer:

Groucho Marx

Parody Song Title:

"Annika, the Golfing Lady"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

I would hate Vijay Singh so much more if he weren't a member of an oppressed minority.
Annika, the Golfing Lady

Annika, oh Annika
Say have you met Annika
Annika the go-olfing lady?
She hits drives that men adore some
In a foursome, there's Ms. Sorenstam

Annika, oh Annika
You say what you wannika
Annika's the Queen of all Golf!
She's been counting her victories by the score,
Gets accolades when she steps out on the course,
And how many millions? 2-point-8-6-4....
That's one year for our Ms. Annika!

La, lala, la lala

When her driver's unleashed
She will make guys say "Sheesh!"
As she splits the fairway in half;
With the putter she's keen
When traversing the green--
While Vijay is bitching, I have to laugh!

La lala, la lala
La lala, la lala

Annika, oh Annika
Say have you met Annika
Annika the go-olfing lady?
5 foot 6 from Stockholm, Sweden--
Male approval she's not needin'

Annika, oh Annika
It would be ironica
Annika could whip Vijay's ass!
It would be so sublime and so awe-inspirin'
As she's looking forward to soon retirin'
The sight of her beating him with her six-iron--
He could learn a lot from Annika!

La, lala, la lala
La, lala, la lala

Come along and see tournament thrills on the telly
Munch on a pastrami and cheese from a deli
Here's a cute pitch and at that you just can't scoff
Here's Ms. S. and she's beating their pants off!

La, lala, la lala
La, lala, la lala

Annika, Ms. Sorenstam
For you I'm all forenstam
Annika, the Queen of all Golf!
She'll garnish her kitchen with trophies she's won
And whack Vijay Singh in the balls just for fun
The greatest damn golfer since Babe Didrickson---

Let us tip our hats to Annika!

I said Annika
He said Annika
I said Annika
He said Annika

ęBob Gomez 2003 Fijian retards.

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Phil Alexander - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Absolutely superb, Bob (though didn't Vijay Singh say he'd been misquoted?)
Michael Pacholek - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Annie Oakley Sorenstam: Anything you can do, I can do better! Her performance shows just how stupid most golfers really are. Right, Strom Hootie Johnson? And if Vijay Singh is too chicken to walk onto a golf course with a woman, then he might as well hand over his (REMAINDER OF MESSAGE CENSORED)
John Jenkins - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Outstanding parody, Bob, but shouldn't you Fijians stick together? Your timing for putting the parody on Amiright is perfect! Michael - I don't see how Annika's ability proves that golfers are stupid - if anything, it proves the opposite.
Billy Florio - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
"Quote me as being misquoted"-Groucho Marx... Nice job with a song from "At the circus" (yes, that was the Marx brothers movie this was from. and Bob, just because he is a minority is doesnt mean you cant hate him.....hating a person is different than hating a whole ethnic group....if I say I hate this one black guy, does that make me racist? I didnt think so.....good job anyway
Claude Prez - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
"Whack Vijay Singh in the balls just for fun" is exactly the sort of thing that makes me glad I hang around here. Great idea superbly executed
Rick D - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Groucho would be proud. You said the secret woid!
Johnny D - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Now THIS is why I always check out the "Latest Comments" link on Amiright's front-page - helps me find older parodies worthy of note. This one's a scream! So many wonderful lines!!
...."It would be ironica"
....."5 foot 6 from Stockholm, Sweden--Male approval she's not needin' "
...."She'll garnish her kitchen with trophies she's won
And whack Vijay Singh in the balls just for fun"

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