-> "Roast Beef with Belogna"
Original Song Title:
"Hotel California"
Parody Song Title:
"Roast Beef with Belogna"
The Lyrics
On a thick piece of Rye bread
and some mayo on there
Ill put on some cold cuts
and then eat it, I dare
and put on some lettice
some tomatos alright
then I grew hungry and I wanted it
and it tasted so nice
I liked how it tasted
yeah, it tasted real swell
and I was thinking to myself
This is my heaven, and it isnt my hell
I ate up my hero
went in my tummy
in the deli, I made my order
and then I did say
I would like a roast beef with belogna
such a perfect taste(such a perfect taste)
yeah, it is so great
Ive plenty of room for a roast beef with belogna
any time of year(any time of year)
it is the best of meals
I tried the Oliveloaf and hissed it
it just wasnt correct
It didnt have the same perfect taste
like the other sandwich
What it is I just dont know
'bout belogna's contents
Did it just hit the fender
or is it Pigeon?
So I ordered it often
Yeah, every time
I said
It really isnt all that bad, yeah,
And it is eating right
and it tastes awesome, I tell you
so great today
had to eat in the middle of the night
so I got mayonese
I like eating a roast beef with belogna
such a perfect taste(such a perfect taste)
yeah, it is so great
Ive plenty of room for a roast beef with belogna
any time of year(any time of year)
it is the best of meals
this food is so healing
it tastes great, alright
yeah, I say
it is definatly the best meal
at a very cheap price
and in my kitchen area
I wanted a feast
I cut it with my shiny knife
and the sandwich I did eat
Next thing I remember
yeah, I did want some more
I had to find a place I could buy it
more and more and more
I need to eat right, man
So I dont eat the cheese
I eat roast beef any time I like
and I eat belonga
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