London's boring, we're aware of that now
now the residents there, all want to get out
London's boring, best place in the world?
to most other cities, it doesn't compare
London's boring, cool Britannia sucks
and the talk of Beatlemania, in Liverpools trust
London's boring, claiming it as your thing
nobody thinks they're taking it in

olympics ain't coming, the moneys going in
Lottery-mess-up, there's no funding in the tin
expensive money, just buying a beer
London is frowning and I'm sick of the river

London's boring, the congestion charging zone
forget the vehicles, they move too damn slow
London's boring, big businesses are left
clearing up when those protesters make mess
London's boring, those outside can't work out
they're sure the capitals not what they care about
London's boring, and newspapers decide
thats what people want to hear 'bout in Carlisle

olympics ain't coming, the moneys going in
Lottery-mess-up, there's no funding in the tin
the whole things an error, the Dome 2 we fear
London is frowning and I'm sick of the river

London's boring, it's only too true
I'm sure I'd have left, if only I could do
London's boring, and I'm nearly outside
stuck on Car park known as 'M25'

(there's never been that much I like)