eBay, is a good way to get rid of ugly pictures on your wall
Those gifts, that you got from your family
Like sweaters that you hate, and a silly pair of silver earrings

Log on
Typing, entering your user... password
And watch people buy

(Chorus)
Sitting, waiting, seeing how much you can sell
Old junk that sat on your bookshelf
Just sit awhile, and maybe someone will
Bid on your power drill
Sitting, waiting, hoping that someone will want
You junk; just use attractive fonts
And soon enough you'll fall out of your chair
'Cause you're a millionaire

You're starting to get rich, you know it
All the neighbors envy you
And you know, you know that they'll be really jealous
I can hear them whisper
And they won't be laughing when they see you out... driving
Your new Lincoln Continental...
'Cause you, sold all your crap

(Chorus)
Sitting, waiting, seeing how much you can sell
Old junk that sat on your bookshelf
Just sit awhile, and maybe someone will
Bid on your power drill
Sitting, waiting, hoping that someone will want
You junk; just use attractive fonts
And soon enough you'll fall out of your chair
'Cause you're a millionaire

I have made so much money
And it is all just from selling
All of my stuff on eBay

(Chorus)
Sitting, waiting, seeing how much you can sell
Old junk that sat on your bookshelf
Just sit awhile, and maybe someone will
Bid on your power drill
Sitting, waiting, hoping that someone will want
You junk; just use attractive fonts
And soon enough you'll fall out of your chair
'Cause you're a millionaire

Yeah, now I have money
Now I have money
Let's see how much stuff I can sell
Now I have money
Now I have money
See how much stuff I can sell