Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah
Here I am in Ensenada
Now my eyeballs, they are flippin
I just caught a glimpse of Merry and of Pippin

You'll remember Malcolm Higgins
when I saw him, he was diggin
I hope things will not get scary
Cause he wants to take that Pip away from Merry

Now I don't want this to scare ya
Merry's havin a hysteria
Just yelled at me, "Hey there shorty
We're about to organize a searching party"

All the searchers have bright lanterns
As we're looking in dark caverns
We are all wearing galoshes
Cause we're wading thru the swamp, creating splashes

Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah,
Take me home, from Ensenada
Don't leave me here in the city where
There's wacky people everywhere
Take me home, I promise I will cut the grass
And help you cook and take out trash
Oh please don't make me stay
Can't take another day

Precious Faddah, darling Muddah
Don't you come to Ensenada
I'll just get a Greyhound ticket
I'll have just enough left over for a biscuit

Wait a minute, now I'm trippin
Malcolm didn't murder Pippin
They're playin frisbee, watch that thing sail
Muddah Faddah will you please delete this email