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Song Parodies -> "Mizzou's Wild About Larry"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Just Wild About Harry"
Original Performer:
Eubie Blake/Judy Garland
Parody Song Title:
"Mizzou's Wild About Larry"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan C.
The Lyrics
A parody on former Iowa State head basketball coach Larry Eustachy, who resigned because a photographer caught him at a Missouri party kissing co-eds and getting drunk with the University's students. He says he will seek help for his alcoholism. Good luck, Coach.
There once was a married coach in a perfect world
Larry was his name, he won a lot of games
But he was at Missouri's party. drunk with younger girls
It was too late, ISU sealed his fate
Mizzou's wild about Larry
And Larry's wild about dames
He dranked some beer with some co-eds
Instead of returning to Ames*
His breath reeked like bitter sherry
Surprised he didn't get sick
Oh, Mizzou's wild about Larry
And Larry's wild about chicks.
The coach forgot he was married
When he went out with the dudes
He partied with the wrong college
The big-schnozzed man was just rude
He just wanted some action
His mind wasn't in the games
'Coz Mizzou's wild about Larry
And Larry's wild about, cannot do without, he's just wild about dames
(music solo)
Oh, Mizzou's wild about Larry
And Larry's wild on the booze
He had his team on the right track
And then they started to lose.
With Jenny, Karen, and Mandy
Bud Light and Long Island Tea
Yeah, Mizzou's wild about Larry
And Larry's wild about, everybody shout, Larry has to go pee.
Larry was his name, he won a lot of games
But he was at Missouri's party. drunk with younger girls
It was too late, ISU sealed his fate
Mizzou's wild about Larry
And Larry's wild about dames
He dranked some beer with some co-eds
Instead of returning to Ames*
His breath reeked like bitter sherry
Surprised he didn't get sick
Oh, Mizzou's wild about Larry
And Larry's wild about chicks.
The coach forgot he was married
When he went out with the dudes
He partied with the wrong college
The big-schnozzed man was just rude
He just wanted some action
His mind wasn't in the games
'Coz Mizzou's wild about Larry
And Larry's wild about, cannot do without, he's just wild about dames
(music solo)
Oh, Mizzou's wild about Larry
And Larry's wild on the booze
He had his team on the right track
And then they started to lose.
With Jenny, Karen, and Mandy
Bud Light and Long Island Tea
Yeah, Mizzou's wild about Larry
And Larry's wild about, everybody shout, Larry has to go pee.
*Ames is the city where Iowa State is located at.P.S.:Working on a Mike Price parody next.
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