Song Parodies -> "My Buns Are Steel"

Original Song Title:

"Our Lips Are Sealed"

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Original Performer:

"My Buns Are Steel"

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The Lyrics

dedicated to SexyMike...

Can you hear them
They talk about me
Sighing sighs
With lust in their eyes

Can you see them
Staring at them
They're actual
And so symetrical
It doesn't matter what they say
They're just suffering jealousy y y y
My buns are steel

When I'm walking
In my speedos
Look like Charles
At-a-las

When you look at them
Makes you swoon then
They'll never disappear
So please have no fears
It doesn't matter what they say
Girls just drooling their time away ay ay ay
My buns are steel

Pay no mind to what they say
Girlies all just wanna play ay ay ay
My buns are steel

Gaze and gawk in
The gym hall
I won't stop them
Wink at them all

Can you hear them
They ought to pay me
Make a deal
And I'd let them feel

All the rumors
They are all true
Packed in underwear
For your enjoyment dear
It's all true 'bout what they say
And those girls they just wanna play
My buns are steel

Pay no mind to what they say
I walk - and they nicely sway ay ay ay
My buns are steel
My buns are steel
My buns are steel

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Billy Florio - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment

HAHA.. Good Job GUYS

Meriadoc - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL! But Billy - are you CERTAIN that we are guys....? ;-)

Billy Florio - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment

AHH Stop messing with my mind!!!! lol

mandamoo - May 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Ha! That parody is definitely written from a female perspective.....!? : )

Meriadoc - May 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Pippin wrote 90% of it.... which means.... what? Hee hee! :-D

mandamoo - May 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Hehe.....This parody is definitely written from a female perspective.....!

Peregrin - May 03, 2003 - Report this comment

I resemble that!

Billy Florio - May 03, 2003 - Report this comment

AHHHHHHH!!! Youre confusing the hell out of me! lol.......So wait, is Pippin female? Or are you Male? AHHH! This is like trying to figure out calculus!

Meriadoc - May 03, 2003 - Report this comment

"Billy Billy Billy don'tcha know us?/ Billy Billy Billy, don'tcha dear?/ Billy Billy don'tcha recognize us?/ Billy Billy should we make it clear....?"

Billy Florio - May 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Make it clear for my own sanity lol ;-)....youre driving me insane lol

Peregrin - May 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Merry gives away her age slightly by parodying Bobby Sherman in the above response!

The "REAL" Peregrin - May 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Nice try, but no cigar, 'fake Peregrin'. While you are right about Bobby Sherman, you should not claim to be who I am......your shameful attempt to take off the Cowel and the blindfold (with the eyeholes in it) of the parody caped crusaders has only further clouded the issue, as we aren't saying!

Meriadoc - May 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Sounds like a "cubist" plot to me! ;-)

Sexy Mike - May 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you for the dedication. Ladies FYI - they're real and they're spectacular :~)

AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment

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