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Song Parodies -> "Online Romance"

Original Song Title:

"A Fine Romance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fred Astaire

Parody Song Title:

"Online Romance"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Online Romance


Online romance
Is frus-
Trating!
Online romance
With no
Mating!

You're probably somewhere on the eastern seaboard,
While I'm out west undressing you with my keyboard.....

Online romance
We can't
Mingle!
Online romance
Are you
Single?

When you perform your virtual nude lap dance
I have to change my pants!
This is online romance.....

Online romance,
But no
E-mail!
Online romance
Are you
Female?

I can't cope with these feelings so warm and tender......
And frankly I'm uncertain about your gender........

Online romance
With such
Strictures!
Online romance
Please send
Pictures!

You might look like Bo Derek or Vivian Vance---
Or could your name be Lance?
This is online romance!

Online romance
With no
Plug-ins!
Online romance
Has me
Buggin'!

We should be like a couple of hot falafels
But last night's three-hour chat left me feeling awful.......

Online romance
With no
Candles
Online romance
No love
Handles

Until I get a grasp of you with both hands,
We'll never stand a chance
This is online romance!

ęBob Gomez 2003

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Meriadoc - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Awwwwww.........
E-ZDER - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Kern or Porter ? whatever! They both need to be updated. This was funny as hell.

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