-> "Summer Boy Bands"
Original Song Title:
"Summer Girls"
Parody Song Title:
"Summer Boy Bands"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Billman
The Lyrics
New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
And the thought of that ought to make you sick.
Y'know it's a lie when bands get fly about the summer, 'bout the summer.
I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
And saying that in a song made me rich.
I've been set since that summer, since that summer...
Hip hop can't be made without an ad,
Mention some products and start a fad.
You're the best girl that I ever did see.
It's a shame you're nothing but a model on TV.
When you take a sip of Pepsi or Coke,
You smile for the cameras, but it's all a joke.
Call me Mikey like the kid eating cereal,
I hate everything but I eat it, wow that's surreal.
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Can't turn off the TV, no that would be bad.
Watched all summer then went back to school,
I wear Nikes 'cause they're really cool.
Fell deep in love, but we never been speakin',
What rhymes with speakin'? Oh yeah, Alex P. Keaton.
When I saw you, I knew I gotta be rich,
I gotta meet girls from Abercrombie and Fitch.
New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
And the thought of that ought to make you sick.
Y'know it's a lie when bands get fly about the summer, 'bout the summer.
I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
And saying that in a song made me rich.
I've been set since that summer, since that summer...
I get paid big bucks to say Oreo cookie.
Really hate school so I had to play hookie.
Never been hip to the B-Boy style,
But it don't matter 'cuz my name is Kyle.
I got the looks, but can't sing and can't act,
I lip sync all my songs and that's a fact.
They say Del Monte's where the peaches grow,
I drink Lipton tea to go with the flow.
You love hip hop and rock and roll,
A show on ABC was called "The Mole".
Should I call your agent? No, cuz then you'd fear,
And a court would order that I can't come near.
You sell toothpaste and Cherry Coke,
And I laugh so hard when you tell a joke.
When I saw you, I knew I gotta be rich,
I gotta meet girls from Abercrombie and Fitch.
New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
And the thought of that ought to make you sick.
Y'know it's a lie when bands get fly about the summer, 'bout the summer.
I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
And saying that in a song made me rich.
I've been set since that summer, since that summer...
In the summertime bands got it goin on,
Ain't hard to write another hip hop song.
Anytime they buy, I get money. I like.
Harley-Davidson makes a real good bike.
Jiffy Lube changes oil really quick.
My limo takes me back to the same old brick.
I be makin' money with my hand over fist,
'Cuz singin' 'bout summer, man, they can't resist.
I watch CNN 'n read the New York Times,
The worst part is figgerin' out what rhymes.
Call you up, but what's the use.
Kevin Bacon paid me to say, "Footloose".
I don't watch much TV no more,
I think I'm over you but I'm really not sure.
When I saw you, I knew I gotta be rich,
I gotta meet girls from Abercrombie and Fitch.
New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
And the thought of that ought to make you sick.
Y'know it's a lie when bands get fly about the summer, 'bout the summer.
I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
And saying that in a song made me rich.
I've been set since that summer, since that summer...
In the summer tours come and the boy bands go,
Some are worth while and some are so so.
In summer, girls come, and summer girls go
To see another concert, 'nother boy band show.
In the summertime bands got it goin on,
Ain't hard to write another hip hop song.
Anytime they buy, I get money. I like.
Harley-Davidson makes a real good bike.
New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
And oh, man, that's really sick, sick, sick!
Y'know it's a lie when bands get fly about the summer, 'bout the summer.
I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
And saying that in a song made me rich.
I've been set since that summer, since that summer...
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