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Song Parodies -> "Smut!"

Original Song Title:

"Help!"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Smut!"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics


Smut! I need some porno
Smut! Pix of forno-cating
Smut! You know I'm looking for some smut...

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never downloaded no smut, not me, no way
But now my broadband's come (and yes! my band is broad)
Now I find it all on-line, I'm getting more and more

Download what I can, I'm feeling bored
And I do appreciate all that's hard-cored
You would not believe what I have stored
Smut will please, please, please me.

(And now) So many megabytes are taken by this craze
And all my disk space seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I buy a new hard drive
One-twenty gigs should help my poor PC survive

Download what I can, I'm feeling bored
And I do appreciate all that's hard-cored
You would not believe all that I've stored
Smut will please, please, please me.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
Dial-up connection was the only on-line way
But now those days are gone, I've got ADSL
Now I find I haven't time to even watch it all

Download what I can, I'm feeling bored
And I do appreciate all that's hard-cored
You would not believe the smut I've stored
Smut will please, please, please me.
Please me, please me-ee mmmm

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Total Votes: 22

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Meriadoc - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Mmmmm.... maybe it's time to leave Malcolm in the dust and start hitting on Phil.... ;-D
Melhi - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
It was a little hard to sing, laughing as hard as I was. ;) Great job!
Peregrin - May 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Phil
Phil Alexander - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Merry: [fx: ducks]
Nice to know all my hard-core fans have voted for this one ;-)
Jeff Reuben - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Just caught up with this one, funny song!

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