I..
I got a new line
But it's hardly now connecting
I'm so mad
Internet opens
And it burns a fuse
Why do I bother
When it doesn't work for me
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Is it slow enough?

I have a line
And it slowly cracks my mind
I'm not online
It shows no warning
Leaves me right here standing
I have a line
And I slowly lose my mind
I'm not online
No one's gonna wake me up
'Til I get to the site where I belong
(Where they make fun of songs)

I..
Over the keyboard
For so many hours
I clicked, didn't get much far
How could an addict
Like me keep my cool?
Under the big screen
Where I hit on keys and bars
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Where's my dial-up?

I have a line
And it slowly cracks my mind
I'm not online
It shows no warning
Leaves me right here standing
I have a line
And I slowly lose my mind
I'm not online
No one's gonna wake me up
'Til I get to the site where I belong
(Where they make fun of songs)

No, uh-oh..

I had a line
And it worked so very fine
And I'm unhappy now that it has changed to
A broken fuse, no, uh-oh..

I have a line
And it slowly cracks my mind
I'm not online
No one's gonna wake me up
'Til I get to the site where I belong

I'm not online, I slowly lose my mind (I have a line)
I'm not online, I slowly lose my mi-i-ind
I'm not online, I slowly lose my mi-i-ind
I had a line
And I slowly lose my mind
I'm not online