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Song Parodies -> "On e-Bay"
Original Song Title:
"Come What May"
Original Performer:
Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman
Parody Song Title:
"On e-Bay"
Parody Written by:
Jammin' Jeff
The Lyrics
Well, you know I think I see a pattern going here for me, My first parody "The Catholic Song" didn't get that much of a rating, but then my second parody "Complicated (The Pop-Ups Version) made it to like # 4 in the Rankings. However, then comes "Reese's Pieces" parody....And I bombed again....I guess no one likes Reese's....Oh well.....Here is a parody I made that I hope will get a good rating...If not that's okay...But still...I hope you enjoy it.
Never knew people bid like this,
It's like they've never seen that item before.
But as I look at which bid's the highest,
Everyday I outbid them, more and more.
I listen to the voices in my head say,
Their telling me to bid on EVERYTHING!
Prices will range from low to high,
But I won't stop, until the auction's done.
On e-Bay,
On e-Bay,
I'll outbid you,
Until I have to pay.
Suddenly this auction has turned into a race,
But luckily for me I am in first place.
I guarantee I won't let my money go to waste,
Until the bidding's over.
And there's no bid that's too high, no price range so wide.
Filled out a form and the item will be by my SIDE!
Prices will range from very low to way high,
But I won't stop, until the auction's done.
On e-Bay,
On e-Bay,
I'll outbid you,
Until I have to pay,
OH!
On e-bay,
ON E-BAY!
I'll outbid you,
(I'll outbid you.)
Suddenly this auction has turned into a race.
(On e-Bay!)
On e-Bay,
(On e-bay!)
On e-Bay,
(ON E-BAY!)
I'll outbid you,
UNTIL I HAVE TO PAY!!!!!!
It's like they've never seen that item before.
But as I look at which bid's the highest,
Everyday I outbid them, more and more.
I listen to the voices in my head say,
Their telling me to bid on EVERYTHING!
Prices will range from low to high,
But I won't stop, until the auction's done.
On e-Bay,
On e-Bay,
I'll outbid you,
Until I have to pay.
Suddenly this auction has turned into a race,
But luckily for me I am in first place.
I guarantee I won't let my money go to waste,
Until the bidding's over.
And there's no bid that's too high, no price range so wide.
Filled out a form and the item will be by my SIDE!
Prices will range from very low to way high,
But I won't stop, until the auction's done.
On e-Bay,
On e-Bay,
I'll outbid you,
Until I have to pay,
OH!
On e-bay,
ON E-BAY!
I'll outbid you,
(I'll outbid you.)
Suddenly this auction has turned into a race.
(On e-Bay!)
On e-Bay,
(On e-bay!)
On e-Bay,
(ON E-BAY!)
I'll outbid you,
UNTIL I HAVE TO PAY!!!!!!
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Been to E-bay, Won't go back. it's the world's largest flea market. Nice parody, good work.
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