Yes, I have a six foot bong
Yes, I have a six foot bong
Yes, I have a six foot bong
Yes, I have a six foot bong

I got a Bong made out of Acrylic
No, I've never used acrylic
So I'll just smoke out of the acrylic
And fry my mind, child.

You really need weed.
A whole lotta healthy weed
Not to mention one other friend, mm-mm
To do it, to do it, to do it,
To do it, to do it, to do it right, child

Yes, I have a six foot bong
Yes, I have a six foot bong
Yes, I have a six foot bong
Yes, I have a six foot bong

I feel like I'm starting to soar.
Right off my bedroom floor.
I never even got to complete it
So, That's why I've got to eat it.

Yes, I have a six foot bong (six foot bong)
Yes, I have a six foot bong (six foot bong)

I don't make a lotta money.
They've got a ton of money
But, they don't pay me any money.
To test this bong, child.

I have some spare time,
Ten minutes worth of time.
Oh, I think that's plenty of time, Mm-mm
To throw in, a new bowl, a new bowl
A new bowl, a new bowl, a new bowl here.

Yes, I have a six foot bong
Yes, I have a six foot bong
Yes, I have a six foot bong
Yes, I have a six foot bong

This bong is something save,
But I'm destroying it anyway.
I know if I put my mind to it.
I know I could sell me some dimes here

Oh, you gotta have a dime bag,
You need lots of spare dime bags,
You gotta have plenty a dime bags
To sell that weed, child

And so I'll sell em over
And over and over and over
And over and over and over, mm-mm
And over and over and over
And over and over and over again

Six Foot Bong, Six Foot Bong,
Six Foot Bong, Six Foot Bong,
Six Foot Bong, Six Foot Bong,

Yes, I have a six foot bong
It's a six foot bong