He was a boy, in middle earth
Can I make it anymore obvious?

He had a bow, and a buncha arrows
Now I'm sure you all know

He practiced hard, everyday
till he could hit bullseye miles away

Come in Legolas, get lost Frodo
Leggy's gonna be the new star of this show

He was an archer boy, Courageous, cunning, and coy
The new heart throb of every girl
Always defying doom, played by Orlando Bloom
Best looking guy in Middle Earth

He was an elf, who joined the quest
Joined the journey
To destroy the ring

This gorgeous guy, Orlando Bloom
He's on a quest moving to Mt. Doom

His long sexy hair, spirit like ice
and I bet you girls love his deep blue eyes

Strong body, mind
In his green clothes
More powerful than the bow that he holds


He was an archer boy, Courageous, cunning, and coy
The new heart throb of every girl
Always defying doom, played by Orlando Bloom
Best looking guy in Middle Earth

(bridge)
Hey Sauron you're going to hell
Coz our boy is immortal

better pack and leave this town
coz you duwwanna face this elf

you're the bad guy, he's the good
He'll drag your head back to Mirkwood

you may be the great dark lord
But he'll burn down your whole fort

He's just a boy, another world
can I make it anymore obvious?

He's written by, a wrinkled old man
Rest in peace J.R.R Tolkien~~

He's just the archer guy, all the girls think he's fly
At Helm's Deep shooting his arrows
There goes one ugly bad guy, the Orcs are all gonna die
Now lets go get tickets to watch his show