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Song Parodies -> "Smokin' Man"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Smokin' Man"

Parody Written by:

Gary Robbins

The Lyrics

Im not sure if any one has written a song like this and if the did i am sorry.
I Bought my dime bags last night ,
Pre-High.

The Guys are coming at nine pm.
And im gonna be high as a kite by then.

I miss my drugs so much,
I miss my pipe,
Its lonely here in jail
waisting such a kisk ass high.

And i know its gonna be a long long time,
till my girlfriend comes in here to find,
im not the man she thinks i am at home,

Oh , no , no ,no

Im a smoking man,
Smoking man,Smoking all my pot up here alone.

And i know its gonna be a long long time,
till my girlfriend comes in here to find,
im not the man she thinks i am at home,

Oh , no , no ,no

Im a smoking man,
Smoking man,Smoking all my pot up here alone.

Maine aint the kind of place to grow your weed,
its just to fucking cold,
But theres people here to buy it, if you did.

All these drugs,
i dont understand
I'll smoke my pot five days a week
Smokin man-

smokin man

And i know its gonna be a long long time,
till my girlfriend comes in here to find,
im not the man she thinks i am at home,

Oh , no , no ,no

Im a smoking man,
Smoking man, Smoking all my pot up here alone.

And i know its gonna be a long long time,
till my girlfriend comes in here to find,
im not the man she thinks i am at home,

Oh , no , no ,no

Im a smoking man,
Smoking man, Smoking all my pot up here alone.

And i know its gonna be a long long time,

And i know its gonna be a long long time,
if this song hasnt already been made dont steal it,

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