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Song Parodies -> "One Day A Man Woke Up And Decided To Go To The Bar And Get Drunk But That Did Not Work Out And Now Everyone Hates Him :)"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"One Day A Man Woke Up And Decided To Go To The Bar And Get Drunk But That Did Not Work Out And Now Everyone Hates Him :)"

Parody Written by:

BiGdUdE111

The Lyrics

this is an odd parody
i didnt like my life the way it was before
at the bar i drank a cup of beer and a few millions more
now my life it makes no sense
everything is ignorant
if i ever hear you say
anything then ill grenade you away
(now im a hore)

everything you say to me
means im gonna shoot you with my m-16
and knock out all your spleen
every room looks green
i find myself playing etchasketch and acting really mean

i now know the answer to 2+2 is clear
i want this magical genie to dissapear
all my thoughts they dotn make any sense
i think pens are ignorant
these visions never go away
now i even act gay
2+2 is 94!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everything you say to me
means im gonna shoot you with my m-16
and knock out all your spleen
every room in my house looks green
i find myself playing etchasketch and acting really mean

shut up when im talking to you
even though im not really talking to you
the magical ghosts are talking to you
so shut up and then relax
cause brittney spears and the ghosts want you to fight
no
i like oranges
no i like brittany spears and the ghosts
they dont like oranges but they say SHUT UP!!!!!!!
but you werent talking so you shouldnt SHUT UP!!!!

oh my god what the #### am i saying

everything you say to me
means im gonna shoot you with my m-16
and knock out all your spleen
every room in my house looks green
i find myself playing etchasketch and acting really mean

everything you say to me
means im gonna shoot you with my m-16
and knock out all your spleen
every room in my house looks green
i find myself playing etchasketch and acting really mean
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.7
Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
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 3   2
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 4   0
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 5   5
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MQI - May 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Titles too long.
Syncronos - May 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Not to bash you or nothing...but there's this thing called PACING...and you ain't got it
Jsin - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment
looking at your scores, I couldnt help but notice Pacing currently has the highest... HOW?
Shyla - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought it was kinda funny . . .
annonymous - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
well if it didn't suck so much, i would like it
Dylan Baranski - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
5-5-5 just for having the longest parody title here.

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