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Song Parodies -> "Sweet Molasses"

Original Song Title:

"Cheap Sunglasses"

Original Performer:

Zz Top

Parody Song Title:

"Sweet Molasses"

Parody Written by:

T. Marie T....lots of AKA's

The Lyrics

when you wake up in the morning you want something with your eggs
she makes you some pancakes before you're even out of bed
the first thing that you do after patting her sweet ass is
go and grab the jar of sweet mollasses
oh yea
oh yea
oh yea

oh its good on everything
its even good at night
if the food is funky
it'll make it taste alright
i once got a little bit on my sunglasses
everything is good
with sweet molasses
oh yea
oh yea
oh yea

now go and get you some
the tasty stuffs insane
molasses sweet and dark
will make you forget your name
the only problem is some people get big asses
they eat too many jars of sweet mollasses
oh yea
oh yea
oh yea

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