They say its fresh fruit
But it all smells old
It don't look right
It's growing' mold
But I buy it
Cause it probably tastes the same

It was an orange
Tasted more that day
Like some bad cheese
It shouldn't be that way
But that nasty taste, it only helped me see

I dont wanna eat their putrid food
The sanitation there is really crude
I'm going to a real grocery store

Chorus:
Cause I dont wanna eat that I never wanna eat that food
Don't wanna eat that crap food
Cause what I'm saying is
Now I eat apples, drink lots of Snapple
Dude... shouldn't eat that bad food

Went to Cosco
A wholesale store
Where you can buy food
And then buy some more
But I would never ever pay that stupid fee

Then I found Safeway
It made me smile
Cause they had some good stuff
In the produce aisle
It was the apples that made that made the entire trip worthwhile

Do you really wanna eat that other crap?
Cause too much of that stuff will make you snap
Wouldn't you rather eat some cleaner food?

Chorus:
And I dont wanna eat that... I never wanna eat that food
Don't wanna eat that crap food
Cause what I'm saying is
Now I eat apples, drink lots of Snapple
Dude... shouldn't eat the bad food

"Take a bite that's fine
Take two bites it's tasty
Take a third bite... you're going overweight... AGAIN"


You...dont wanna be just like you...Cause what I'm saying is
This is the Apple
Drink lots of Snapple

Go 'head and try it
If you like it than buy it
Dude... shouldn't eat that crap food

This is the Apple
Drink lots of Snapple
Go 'head and try it
If you like it than buy it

Another juicy apple... whoa-oh!
Another juicy apple... whoa-oh!
Another juicy apple... whoa-oh!
Now give me back my apple...
You know that's not your apple...