There are creatures coming for us
And there's no one that we can trust this millennium

Some say that I am crazy some say that I'm just bored
Soon we'll be taken over by a strange alien hoard
My horoscope says there's no hope but I have watched the skies
So I have heard the inside scoop
They're hovering around us like a giant hula hoop
On each full moon they leave Neptune uh-oh

Everybody will be destroyed NASA will become unemployed
Star Wars fans will all be annoyed this millennium

With their beam for suction they'll pull us off the globe
During the abduction we'll got an anal probe
My friends tell me I'm stupid and I watch too much TV
But I can't do that anyway
'Cause the creatures stole my set from me

People say I exaggerate tell me that I hallucinate
But I'm telling you it's our fate this millennium

Pretty soon we'll be in need of some medical aid
I don't know where they are coming from
But I'm afraid millennium millennium

They've got huge, round, black, beady eyes
Like a guinea pig in disguise
We should all just run for our lives this millennium

And when they come, we'll be liquidated
Poisoned and zapped and incinerated
This stuff is too real for me to improvise
Supposedly the aliens might be taking over Earth in January
So if you see them here, don't be too surprised

Our entire world will be squished
To those guys, we're some foreign dish
We must have a giant death wish for this millennium
'Cause they won't stop