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Song Parodies -> "Crack Me"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

Original Performer:

Matt Monro

Parody Song Title:

"Crack Me"

Parody Written by:

Bob Asher

The Lyrics

Crack me, and make me feel better
No matter the problem
My doctor will make things feel fine.

Knead me, and loosen the muscles,
Please make me feel supple
Put pain right out of my mind.

Heal me, as I know you can do
Your're able to make my back
and limbs feel young again.

Bill me, though I cannot pay you
Good luck on collection
I'm judgment proof.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 6

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 4   2
 5   2

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Ghetto John - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I could go for a good massage right now......oh well!

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