It's the little old lady on the John Deere tractor......
The little old lady on the John Deere tractor
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She's moving like a nuclear reactor
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She keeps the thing parked in a run-down barn
She really should be living out on the farm!

Well she walks real slow but she goes alot faster
When she's sittin on the seat of a John Deere tractor
She goes and she glows and she mows real hard
She's torn up all the climbing roses in her yard
She's the little old lady on a John Deere tractor

If you see her in her yard, do not wave at her
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She might think that you want to try to race her
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Well, she'll wind up in the ditch now sooner or later
Cause she loves to punch that accelerator

Now speed seems to be an age subtractor
For the little old lady on the John Deere tractor
She can't steer good cause she don't see much
If you stand too close she'll turn you into mulch
She's the little old lady on the John Deere tractor

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She had the most beautiful lilacs in town
But she buzzed em, she shred em, she mowed em down

And there doesn't seem to be any fear factor
For the little old lady on the John Deere tractor
She mows and she blows and she goes real hard
She's leveling anything that's in the yard
She's the little old lady on the John Deere tractor....

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