Song Parodies -> "Caffeine"

Original Song Title:

"Losing Grip"

Original Performer:

"Caffeine"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I am a COKE ADDICT (the pop, not the drug)! This parody is dedicated to my friend Nate, always sharing his Coca Cola, although sometimes I must steal it first then declare that he was so kind to share it... heheheh... and then I don't ever share my own when I have enough pocket change to get it... and I tend to need either coffee or Coke to keep me awake for the ever-boring high school. P.S. there's another Sarah (or other Sarahs) who wrote U2, backstreet boys, and Vanessa Carlton parodies... not me... I write Avril and GC parodies but if I write others I'll be sure to specify that it was me, not the other Sarah(s). Oh yeah, p.s. spares are breaks during the high school day, when some people have no course or class to go to. I'm sure many people know that, just for some clarification

Are you aware that I have no more Coke, baby?
Right now I feel addicted to caffeine
Like I'm not re-e-eal
Didn't you feel me grab the Coke in your hand
That you tried to hide from me?
But I need some energy...
...that I get from Cola
Even if it's stol-a
It is my goal-a
To get that drink from you

Why won't you share?
Cause I don't care, you have a spare
.....need to stay awake.....
And I'll go to Tim Hortons
A coffee'd be good, I know that I should
cause I'm going to start to snore

Am I just some person who annoys you
and tries to take your Coke?
I would buy myself a double double
if it weren't for being broke
you used to lend me a bunch of money
so I'd buy some good caffeine
And I need some energy...
...that I get from Cola
Even if it's stol-a
It is my goal-a
To get that drink from you

Why won't you share?
Cause I don't care, you have a spare
...need to stay awake....
And I'd go to Tim Hortons
A coffee'd be good, I know that I should
cause I'm going to start to snore

Snoring out loud
I'm snoring out loud
Snoring out loud
I'm snoring out lou-u-d

I want caffeine!
You're being mean!

Why won't you share?
Cause I don't care, you have a spare
I need to stay awake
Why won't you share?
If you don't care, then that's not fair
I'm not going anywhere
Why won't you share?
Cause I don't care, you have a spare
I need to stay awake
Why won't you share?
If you don't care, then that's not fair
I'm not going anywhere

THESICKSADWORLD!

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